JJohnson

HEY!!! I just made it to addict on that last post.......cool. I'd go for Pooh-Bah but you can only insult soldiers, sailors and flyboys for so long....Who can we pick on next? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I really don't think I could get that "busy". After 12 hours I'd get tired, my wife would be sore.....and I always have an after sex smoke.......Kind of a reciprocating monster huh?? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Think my wife would mind sharing me??? I crave 24/7. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

No shit........that boy ain't got the brains God gave a tomato. How did they let him be a cook, when the food he was preparing could outsmart him???? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Oh what are you talking about...he said Rivers and you were wondering if he was refering to Joan or her daughter........ JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

The Euphrates???? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Hehehehehe!!! He said screw........cool. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

And did you ever see a MArine take a breath mint?????? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Officers are not enlisted......nice try civilian. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

But only Marines have an essential core worth developing. For the rest off you we made up the Army, Airforce and Navy.......So you guys could choose Land, Air or Sea.... Only the Marine Corp was given control over all three and equpped to work there. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Well sort of. Marines are trained to think with the little head AND their ass at the same time...that way we can entertain dual trains of thought......... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

OH!!! That was good...I'm loving this shit....Does this count as a thread hijack??? Or do we get robbed of the hijack as it started with a Marine??? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Hey is it true that in the Air Farce, that rank is so important that most Air Farcians end up sacrificing meaningful relationships in pursuit of furthering their carrers....and the end result is that they tatoo their rank on their dicks....so when they go back to their barracks at night they can pull rank on each other in the shower????? HAHAHAHAHAAAA, oh I just kill myself....... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! That was good......... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Great flick......... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Good one!!!!!! Your learning. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That was cold man. Real cold. Truth is Marines have their brains re-located to their ass for protection. That way if someone gets lucky and scores a head shot, we can keep on fighting. Also if you ever see a bunch of Marines standing around scratching their asses....they got headaches and are really just trying to massage them away. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

When you have something useful to add, please don't hesistate man, just jump right in!!! Stop mumbling over there and sound off like you got a pair. But bashing Marines will only get NOT invited to all the cool parties...... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! SEAL's?????? Like any of them came from the NAVY???? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! All Marines!!!! paid by the NAVY, loaned from the Marines.....just so the Navy could feel like that had some guys that could shoot straight and fight better than a school girl. The Marines guarding the ship hav to let the SEALs win, otherwise the Navy will want their money back...sheesh, I thought everyone knew that. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Of course we take criminals.......there are some damn smart crooks out there. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

How does that old joke go??? A battalion of soldiers was marching through the mountains....when suddenly a lone Marine jumps up on a rock ahead of them and shouts, "Hey Army, kiss my ass!" and then jumps back out of sight. The battalion commander orders his first platoon, "go and get me that Marine!!! I want his head!!" The platoon scrambles over the rock, out of sight. Screams are heard, arms and legs go flying...and the Marine hops back up on the rock and asks the commander, "Is that the best you got?" The commander yells out and orders a whole company to fetch him that Marine. More legs and arms and screams......and sure as shit, the Marine jumps back up on the rock, dusts his sleeves off and yells to the commander, "Did you bring any REAL men with you?" The commander is so mad he can barely think straight. He send in every man he has left in his battalion. The noise and commotion is horrendous. It sounds like the gates of Hell have been opened. After quite some time, a lone soldier crawls up on the rock....bloody, his clothes ripped to shreds.....and he cries out to his commander," Sir!!! Go back!!!! Run!!! It's a trap...there are two of them!!!!!" JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Bet it knocked the doughnut right outta his mouth. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Zenny, Zenny, Zenny....yer just mad cause you were not allowed to join the ruling class of mankind.......don't worry, we will be nice Tyrants. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Aw man......I'm tired of all this cloak and dagger shit, can't we just rule the world openly now???? God said it was okay. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

>Actually I was alone.....< Now that is some heavy duty self satisfaction.....What were you using, the Yamaha 250cc kick start model?? If so let me know how it worked. I want to get my wife something for those nights I have a headache. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"