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  1. JJohnson
    OOOOOOHHHHHH. You are in Big trouble, AggieDave is gonna kill you, you bad rapped Texas...big trouble, big trouble...... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    OOOHHHH!, That was dirty pool brother. I think Cypress should be made mandatory NOT to have!!!! HAH top that. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    You know you are really taking the joy out of what I thought was a real simple ordeal. Girl gets pregnant and 9 months later PRESTO we have a kid and I pass out cigars. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Purple w/ neon green. Hands down. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Start a series by George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones....good reading Any of the asassin books by Daniel Silva And might I suggest The Legend of NightFall and the Renshai Chronicles, but I forget the author. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Batman kicks the Green Hornets ass, hands down. But if Kato steps in the Dark Night and the Bot Blunder are gonns be eating shit. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    That was well said as well. So technically you are an agnostic, not an aethiest. I on the other believe in a God with all my heart but question the piss out of what is truth concerning God. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Beautifully said. I do not advocate any religion, but I do advocate God. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  9. JJohnson
    Do I get credit for the hijacking???
  10. JJohnson
    Alright, fart jokes. Now you got something I am an expert in. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Man you guys are quick with the Bible quotes. I'm afraid I cannot explain them or want to. I cannot believe that God wants anything other than for us to live by his word and the end result of that would be peace. I've never made any claims to be able to understand scripture. But killing in God's name is just wrong. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Not to get into a religious debate, as I am not qualified, but I think in contect, this refers to what happens to those who live outside of God's law. I have to take it simple...like the 10 commandments. Obey those, everybody lives, nobody gets hurt. Those were God's first draft of rules to conduct ourselves by. All I can fall back on is that when I pretend to be a nice guy and ask God how to live, I walk around pretty happy and tolerant of other people. When I practise my individuality and let my ego kick in (you know that little voice that tells you: I'm better than everybody else, I shouldn't have to wait in this line like the rest of the cattle) thats when I find myself scrapping with everyone. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    That man should be elected President......Think of the foriegn policy then. Jesse Ventura could be his Vice-Prez. So long as Hulk Hogan don't become Attorney Gen. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  15. JJohnson
    And I was not trying to dis the French either. I only know a few people from France and thought they were all pretty cool. I don't know enough about France to want to needlessly insult them. Of course if any of you want to educate me on the evils of France I can do a rant on them. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Man's disagreement with man on God. Man commits crimes in God's name. Show me any religion, based on a one true God that advocates killing someone. Satanism don't count. Man is the radical in the peace equation not God. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Did we really have to rename French Fries? Couldn't we just have said that they were aptly named: greasy little fried things that we can eat for lunch? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  18. JJohnson
    Life does have it's high points.... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  19. JJohnson
    The answer to your questions are quite easy my dear little post troll. All the bad things that mankind inflicts upon itself will cease when mankind lives by God rules and not mankind's rules. Of course first you have to get mankind to agree there is a God, decide on which version of God they want to use, approve which version of God's rules are the correct revision...so and so forth. But that is kind of like letting mankind make all the rules again isn't it? If mankind does get all it's rules together, and we all play nice by them be afraid. Someone invented mass hypnosis. Guess we are stuck with the current system until God lays the rules down again. If you want to know more about that I suggest the Book of Revelations. It never ceases to amaze me that every person has an inate sense of right and wrong. Yet we are so able to do the wrong thing and feel justified. We are a sick species. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Did you get laid, by them on the DZ? At the hospital? In the ambulance? If the answer is no, they were not impressed. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Too Cool. With my check I can afford to build a shack on my Iraqi land. You got anything else up your sleeve Bill? Any free new cars? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    They got snubbed because they were not evil enough....kinda of like the diet coke of evil, evil light. "Ass" JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Oh dear God...... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  24. JJohnson
    Nice Golden as your avatar. Trying to steal my thunder? Everyone should be owned by a Golden. The world would be a better place. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  25. JJohnson
    I'll start celebrating Afghannie Day when they start respecting Halloween. Till then no deal. I been boycotting Afghannie day for 21 years and I ain't moving on this one. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"