JJohnson

Remind me to never go out to eat with you. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I have cried harder and mourned more for dogs I have known than for most people I know. I feel bad for anyone who has not known the love and affection of dog. Truly one of God's greatest gifts to us......and undoubtably a burden for the dogs. Do we as humans ever really do them justice? I think quite often that they are the higher life form. I feel for you my dear. I really do. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

And you posted this for what reason???? Just to further scar my retinas?? Thanks pal. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

You gotta love a balloon jump!

So what part of the general U.S. mentality do you find radical? I'll gladly explain it to you from a U.S. point of view. Most of the U.S. quirks are founded on SOME sort of logic. Most of my European friends don't understand our love affair with guns, and feel that this makes us war mongers or violent...which is not the case. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Tell me...would your country allow this woman to get a piece of identification, (which is one of our primary ID's) with her face covered??? That is like getting your fingerprints taken with gloves on!!! What other countries believe to be radical is fine. When I go there I'll abide by their rules. They come to the U.S. they abide by ours. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Well what is left on your list? I'm always willing to clean out my garage..... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

A trench??? Shit, once it rained that trench would fill up and be a swoop pond. Under canopy all those rolls of fat would be slapping around sounding like a hundred unstowed sliders. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Fuckin awesome. I'm ytuly glad you got your chute back unharmed and I really hopr the cops follow through on the rest of his trophy stash. Maybe you should give them the link to USPA to get the list and help push them along. I'm sure there would be some grateful skydivers. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

How beautifully said. What does Kinaa think we expect from France for helping liberate them? As far as I know we have never asked them for squat except common courtesy. Nor do I see a list of demands prepared for Iraq when this is over. Hell I don't even remember a list of demands for Japan after we rebuilt them and they were our enemy. Way to much U.S. bashing here. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I wonder what size chute she jumps? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Whats your malfunction? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I find newspapers to be easier to handle, if not exactly up to the minute. Normally what they type was at least thought out. For the highlights I read the bullets that CNN rolls across the bottom of the screen. When something new hits, then I turn the volume up and wait for the in depth coverage. I find some their inane babbling and off the cuff philosphy to be on a par and as informative as most McDonald's commercials. You really should have heard this chick's description of the traffic stoppage. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

>Generalized criticisms are MUCH more productive.< And a lot more fun as well..... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

And please do not forget the real star of the show...Benny "The Jet" Urquidez. Great figther. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Do reporters really have to fill every second wit their meaningless dribble? Do they have to repeat themselves endlessly, using different words to say the same thing? Have they never heard that a picture is worth a thousand words? Two days of this war and already I watch the news coverage with the sound turned off. Fuckin blood sucking leeches. God I'm glad I bailed on getting a degree in journalism. A stupid example: 20 minutes of coverage on a peace protest here in Chicago......not on their message...but on the back up of traffic it caused!!! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I'm with you on that one....esp. at LP on the Skyvan.....

It brings to mind Richard Pryor: Hey look over there. A deer. Man that is beautiful ain't it? All this getting back to nature? Now hand me that gun. Or My cousin Vinny: Imagine youre a little deer. Running through the woods. You stop to get drink and bring your little deer lips to the clear clean brook....AND BLAM SOMEONE BLOWS YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF. I ASK YOU: DO YOU CARE WHAT KIND OF PANTS THE SON OF A BITCH IS WEARIN? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Weightlifting, martial arts, motorcycle riding, beating my stepson (love the kid to no end), beating my dog (or getting beaten by my dog), read avidly, shoot, throw darts, shoot pool, pretend to learn guitar (no talent),.....and like Pinky and the Brain......every night plan to take over the world. Golf is admitting to the world that you have nothing better to do. Only watching grass grow is more boring. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Yeah it was on the news yesterday. SAid they didn't see her. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I don't care what they phase out or how it effects the car I drive....so long as my scooter still gets gas. I'd miss that V-Twin rumble. As it gets 38 mpg do you think it will still be politically correct? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Again allow me claim impartial. This is not what I say is right, just an observation. However for the sake of arguement let's look at your question: >So if your candidate doesn't win the next election, would you start shooting?< Well, lets say that IF I lived in a country like Iraq, and after a few years under Saddam's rule.....and I happened to vote for some other guy, who didn't win....And my newly re-elected President stood on verge on destroying my country......yeah...maybe it would be time to start shooting. However if I had one of those nice cushy Saddam minister govt. positions....I guess I would be happy as a clam. Depends on what side of the coin you are on. Violence sometimes is justified. The U.S. wouldn't be more than a suburb of London today if we hadn't of decided that we were no longer willing to compromise. Perception counts for alot. And it is still a sad fact that the people in power have their perception jaded by more than the common good. I can say that while in the USMC, I was willing to die for our country, for it's ideals and for the people. But I was not going to die for the numb-nuts politicians. I can honestly say that right now I am glad that I am not tasked with the responsibility of making the choices now faced by any of these countries leaders. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

Correct. They stop tryng because the outcome is no longer something they are willing to accept.....for whatever reason. Bullies...you bet. I've always maintained that as far as countries and politics are concerned, that they practice "might makes right". Please do not think that I subscribe to this as a personal philosophy....merely an observation. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

I have heard some people accuse the Sabre of having the potential of collapsing if under loaded, perhaps making it a poor choice for students. Any thoughts there? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"

There comes a point where diplomacy fails. Where that is, is up to those doing the negotiations. Once the compromise goes past the point of what one side is willing to give up, the threats of violence begin. If these negotiations where truly in the best interest of mankind (women too), I can see no limit to diplomatic efforts. But as all countries involved are merely jogging for their own positions.....impasses are going to reached a lot quicker. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"