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Hi 777 I'm not a car guy plus I'm old

I know nothing about china except their so smart they all know how to speak chinese. You do know someone in china? Have you tiried contacting them. They can give you real time info.

It's the rock all the naked people stand on. see here Me bad I clicked on the link Now I have to get a bottle of bleach to wash out my eye's. One dude exposeing himself on a rock wasn't what I was expecting. I saw that guy once with his cloth's on a real nice guy with his cloth's one hair groomed etc. FWIW I stopped looking at National geographic for naked people 20 yr's ago after the big 40, after Al gore invented the internet. If anyone has the urge to see some boobs, or dicks google porn on your 4g smartPhone (there's a app for that), lappy etc or better yet go to Europe and walk thru a public park and try not to make a fool out yourselve's stareing at something thats no big deal except in the USA. I've read their are even underage girls sexting? Way before my time People used to get excited when they saw a bare ankle at the beach in the USA. In some less progressive countries women still have to be covered head to foot AND have a male escort and can't drive a car. Womens boobs in the USA are so retro even little kids won't look twice depending on how conservitive their parents try to be. In the spirit of full disclosure I can not tell a lie I am a weak male and after a couple of days catching some rays in Bali on the nude beach. I did look not just once twice I couldn't believe my eye's. The bell curve is alive and well we have have different bods for lots of different reasons. But I just couldn't believe my eye's so I had to look twice not because it was that good . In the real world good is all over the place no big deal etc, Why did I look twice? It was so bad that I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was very full figured older women with boobs hanging down to her waist, that were flat as a pancake. Think age, gravity, etc and a very mature adult that should have none better, or she was just getting off by strutting her stuff in public. To bad she was about 40 yr's to late. But you talk about a "outstanding" body that was it. and I did a double take to make sure I saw what I thought I saw Grow up little boy's and girls. This isn't 1970 or 1990 this is 2011 any sex act you ever heard a rumor about a 8 yr old little kid if left alone with a computer can find it in 5 minutes. Reality check. The off the cuff remark about burning down the bar isn't funny. Thats will never happen unless some dunbass without half a brain takes it seriously then what is the joker going to do say sorry I didn't know? I left my kid with zanny the nanny Wrist bands and keeping the locals out. Their teenagers do you really think a adult is smarter than a local teenager that is highly motivated. Only Time will tell I'm not sure how this will work out but I'm sure the LP Boogie will be a success as long as everyone shows up without any unrealistic expectations, doen't whine about the good old days , you already know what to expect so just keep a positive attitude, and suck it up cup cakes. And Please even if your not having fun don't forget to track off on breakoff, etc etc and stay safe. Please no more easy avoidadable accidents. Like last yr. If the new guy that is in charge of EMS service thats critical part of the boogie. I hope he's up to the challenge and I have no info that he is or isn't. Boobs who cares getting seriously injured should be every jumpers priority. One Jump Wonder

Hi 777 I'm so confused always have been and always will be. If someone wants to buy a real hemi I assume they are available at a cost. Just becuase a One jump tandem person want to call themselves a one jump tandem skydiver, some of us know whats really going on. It's called maketing, selling the brand. Just because a someone in the marketing dept comes up with a BS sales pitch. Withour performing due dilengce madison ave, politicans etc will get you in the butt every time. The housing market has never gone south, Zero down loans buy more than you can afford appreciation will make up the diff etc etc. I'm not a car guy but met some good old boy's from south texas and the carolinia's in the mid 60's. 327's 396 , Want more power no problemo. 427 ci with 2ea 4 barrell carbs and a hi top intake manifold and header exhausts. I didn't heven have a drivers liscense didn't know squat but I watched the best. Not even Tim the tool man in his never ending quest for "More Power" would fall for a half assed marketing gimmick. Maybe a big time rookie that is to busy read the instructions would fall for the Marketing dept BS. IMO no way is a real car guy going to fall for the BS I'm reading in this thread (I'm not a real car guy) Chyrseler may own the copywrite to the name chrysler hemi engine so they can use it for whatever they want. But imo no way is a real car guy going to get snookered. I know nothing about cars But from what i'm reading in thus thread with the links. I think I could pop the hood of a new car look at a newer Chrysler hemi engine and give the sales dude "the look" and walk away. Even I know the difference between a big block hemi and a highly tuned race modified rice burner whoopie car. To quote a famous australian croc hunter from the movies: That little swithbade thats not a knife. This is a knife as he pulls out a super size bowie knife. Even with gas at $.25/gal the gas mileage and premium fuel required for hi compression 427 with dual carbs was pricey so we all had to chip in for gas. Just for S&G my bud would turn his keys over to valet parking to "park it" in Dallas tex. The noise of the valet racing up the ramps as fast as he dared with the 4 spd manual jaming gears after he's got the rpms to the max etc was pricelss That not a knife this is a knife

I knew this one guy with a beard that tries to get me to go suck toes at boogies. Hi Mr Turtle I may be a one jump wonder so this isn't my first rodeo. Are you saying that this was actually a old school jumper tradition, that has been kept a secret all those yr's for some unknown reason. Or did this rumored dude with a beard just try to BS's you into doing something that had never been done before while you were distracted? But just in case the rumored bearded dude really exists and caught you in a druken moment and you actually did suck a finger, thumb or toe. I have a couple of questions to ask Lawyer hat. (Joke) please don't sue me for joking without a law degree. Mr Turtle: let me remind you your under oath 1)Did you suck any toes Strike that your honor. 1) How many feet did you suck. More than 20 or less.? All that takes is a more or less answer. 2) On a scale of 9 to 10 how would you rate your fun factor from this rumored sucking toes/feet event. 3) Did you ever get a complaint from a unhappy foot? Yes or No. 4)How many cigs Did you and the foot share after the alleged perverted discusting sick act? More or less than 5?. A simple one word answer is all thats requried more or less the court is waiting, 5) How many times did you contract ft and mouth disease, athlete's ft/mouth from this rumored event. More or less than 10? A simple one word answer is or thats required In the spirit of cooperation and full disclosure: Beware another one jump tandem skydiver may read this and do something that is just rumor or a joke, or a real jumper tradition. You are a adult and should do due dilengence to find out the sraight scoop.

Hmmm...http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=dzdiva; No way thats a user name a gender specific user name but I haven't even met the nice lady so she/he isn't even close Not even a nice try, or close to a half assed try

Stay tuned, I'm still not sure mine was the worst.

Hi VB After I retired from the Federal Gov't my first thought was

Hi Guy's and Gals, We all had house guests that were enjoyble to have around, extended their stay, and we we were sorry to see them leave

After her own kids , nine grandkids and 4 great grandkids, I can understand where she got some of her attitude from. Rember when anyone over 30 was/ still is considered to be old Nope,... what did you say? Louder, dear. eta: the lady in the OP has my respect. Hello nice lady All lady's and women, over 40 have my respect. Regardless of shape,size or outward appearence.

Absolutely, I've got my own "Last Lecture" book I'm writing to her. Strong encouragement on the "independent" part. So far, I've discussed some of the foillowing... 1. Please don't think you have to get married to have sex. 2. Please don't have unprotected sex. 3. Please realize that protected sex doesn't mean you WON'T get pregnant, so every time you spread your legs, ask yourself this one question, "Am I willing to have children with this man and have a lifelong commitment?" 4. Please don't think that if you do get married, that it will last - because it probably won't. 5. I'd rather you lived with someone in love; than be married and not in love. 6. Being alone does not mean you have to be lonely. 7. Please finish college and always make your own living. 8. If I find out you've been sexting; I will beat your ass. 9. If you drink and drive; I will beat your ass. You'll always be welcome to imbibe in the house with your friends, but everyone's keys will be in my pocket while I'm letting you guys party. 10. If you do illegal drugs of any kind for any reason; I will beat your ass. 11. Be sure to pay attention and learn well in those martial arts classes or I will beat your ass. Love, Daddy. Other thoughts are welcome... 'specially from my skydiving family. Hi Sir I don't have any off spring but I was a engineer. I've heard all the whining at work about the kids won't listen etc etc. My only advice. Is before your threaten kids with a ass whooping after they did something wrong. Give the kid a ass whooping before they screw up. That way they will know what to expect from Dads ass whooping Not all ass whoopings are created equal The preemtive ass whooping wasn't for nothing its for the stuff you don't know about. We were all teens at least from 13-18. We all got away with doing stuff your teen will be no different. They know their smarter than mom and dad, and have selective hearing. Their teenagers, I was a teenager once I think but I know if must have been One Jump Wonder

My almost 4 year old daughter comes home a couple of nights ago from school, sticks her finger at me and says, "I'm not talking to you; boys are silly!!" and storms off to her room. I looked at her mom and said, "I'm not quite sure how to address that. Should I be offended or should I be glad that she thinks boys are silly? I still think girls are silly. But I've never found a good alternative. Talk to the hand One Jump Wonder

Ah, true...that would have been about the 7th grade then. I'm a size 9, but I have short toes so I don't think my feet look that big. Hi Mama I read or saw a survey one time about what part of the female body that women thought was the ugliest. It was their feet Personlly just between the two os us. I prefer women with long toes. More cleaveage and more toe to suck on without having to put the whole foot in the mouth. Lucky for us my wife has a size 10 or 11 shoe size.

Keep in mind that is a UK size 5 US size 7. Damnit I am a 6.5...I lose. Hi ER Missed the me bad I was going to ask if you really wanted to win a prize thats called the Boobie prize. (no female or man boobs needed). Google is your friend

After her own kids , nine grandkids and 4 great grandkids, I can understand where she got some of her attitude from. Rember when anyone over 30 was/ still is considered to be old One Jump Wonder

Hi W Best advice I never got Don't shoot herion Don't go to work for the goverment. The Herion part was a no brainer. Spending money you don't have should be a no brainer

Mr Spot Great video

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I'm a dude and I grabed a guy's ass while waiting in the check out line at the grocery. He did't rect to the first incidental contact so I gave him very firm ass grab that he cound't ignore. I knew the guy from the gun range (not the bath house)and beforehe turned around I hid behind the lady that was standing behind him. The lady saw what I was doing and must have been about it. Because by the time the guy looked at who could have been gabbing his butt. There's a nice lookingtall lady standing behind him with a smile on her face. , The poor dude was so flustered when he found out a nice babe was was grabbing his butt. he din't know what to do. I finally stuck my head out and claimed that I was doing the ass grabbing. The lady, the cashier, my buddy and I were all laughing. Lucky for me my buddy didn't turn around and slap the lady standing behind him with the mona liza smille for grabbing his butt That could have been a bad could thing a double ass wooping from my bud and a tall good lookinglady Or a good thing. I might have liked it One Jump Wonder

Hi R I don't think even if Shah lowered his minimum stds he's have any better luck. A date is based on a mutual agreement Shah can choose whoever he wants but his choice doesn't have to accept it. Old joke: want a perfect 10 find a 3 that says yes. Lots of advantages to dating A 3, they would usually accept a offer for a date from a live body, and they won't have any STDs. I'm not sure if shah wouldn't even get to first base with a 3, Even a 3 has minume stds and we're not talking about trailer parks, cars etc, One Jump Wonder

Hi DV Don't underestimate Shah he's still in th basement, he's got lots off altidude left for more new heights. When I saw thread tittle I didn't think about a vas, I was thinking more like a total removal of that little pimple between his legs. Shaw if you can't take the heat in the kitchen stop whineing about the heat and stay out of the kichen. If course your a adult and you can do whatever you want. Just like I can. If you can't handle realty go whine to someone that has the stroke to tell me what to do. Please don't ask me who that person is. If you can't figure it out thats your problem not mine.

Hi Mama Evil mother in law My Momma was more evil than a rabid pitt bull. I was immune to her attitude by avoiding her because she wasn't going to change. My wife of five years decided it would be a real treat to invite my dear mom that I hadn't talked to in 10 yr's to stay with us for my 30 B-day. I warned my wife twice not to mess with her M-law The easy way but the wife wouldn't liten and i wasn't going to warn my wife a third time so I let her learn what was going on the hard way. To minimize my exposure, we stayed at my in laws (very nice people). My dear old mom called my wife a savage, and insulted her parents the first 5 munutes they met her in their own house. Then we took her home to our place and after about 24-48 hrs we took dear mom to the airport two days before her non refundable flight was scheduled to leave and kicked her sorry butt to the curb 2 Problems solved. Wife and her family understood why I was a little different. Wife now listens to me when I tell her no the first time[. I don't know or care how long it took dear old mom how long to get home, and she didn't contact us for 10 yr's until my dear sister in law told her mother in law we had moved 1500 miles away and gave her my phone # and mailing address Without asking us first. Of course I got the phone call a couple days later. First call I yes one no and I hung up the phone. Second call 5 minutes later repeat of fisrt call with same result. Mom "assumed" the first call got diconnected by accident. When the phone call wouldn't work due to poor phone service dear mom resorted to a post card reminding us of her arrival time gate # and her to do list,etc etc.. WE wereobviously still having a failure to communite so we responded to moms post card with a letter that made my feeling very clear. Don't care about her arrival time at the airport, reminded her we didn't invite her, and had no intention to change our schedual to suit her wants, and not to call ever again

I wonder what would happen if it got...ummm...stolen? My wifes uncle had a bunch of cars repoed. But never had a problem get a loan for another car. The banks are more intersted in takeing care of your transpotation problems than how many times your car has been repoed. Money lenders really want your business. They have no other option to charge you a interest rate high enough (I've heard of 24%) that relfects your credit history and repo rate due to your added risk of another repo. Don't worry be happy

All boobies are worth looking at. AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? Not if we're talking about a couple of beat up ole wind socks on a still day... Hi T For a real boob man you've got some high stds At the right DZ with the right DZ dogs a boob is a boob. Small, big, flat are all boobs , Two flat boobs are twice as good as one flat boob. Even one flat boob is better than two no boobs. Please PM us your type and number of man boobs you got. A real DZ dog is probably more intersted in your boob type and qty ( than your gender), PM me your Boob type and and number if you got the right stuff (2 boobs)we'll see if we can hook up for a party! One Jump Wonder

Hi Mr Spot I knew there was going to be video Tried your link