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Hi Wally Thanks for the info. The event did happen. 10/1 bleach seems the std cost effective disinfectant. Wash hands etc every 5 minutes, keyboard etc. Sorry about that wally but Got ya My dog otoh has a knee joint problem. Thats some serious stuff. $1-$5k unless we can give her bed rest and wait for a while. That the truth. Any skydiver want to send donations to my facebook page for my pup. That BS don't do facebook

I want that plan. Can you give me more information please? Sure I can Plesse get a money order for $45 I'll send one of my people to pick it up at yoour HOUSE to deposit in my acct in nigeria. This is a limited one time offer just for you. Especially if your a spelling grammer nazi

The last time I saw jake was just after 9/11 at z-hills (SDC). Jake was still getting older wanted a 70-80 way for his bday. The sit up days were over when we met him something about he was runnin a bunch of mules for tourists or hunters and one rolled over on him. Mule that is. He may have fully recovered by now or gone the other direction. The folks at SDC loved the guy. Like everyone else. Check with TK or Mr Pip. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi W Isn't that what Mel Fisher used to say I'm sure you can do it I know I can't do it. But I'm to old so I buy cloth's way to big and everyone thinks I'm losing weight, or a very sick man. Used to work great with a sign on the street corner. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Can't cancel what i don't have. Whats netflix $10 to $16/yr The gov't says there's no inflation Thats a significant price increase. Like 60%

The Younger women on the DZ

Hi B I'm back from washing my hands. (BS) The wife had to pick up some meds at the drug store. We're both old. Peple in the next aisle getting meds for STAPH and MRSA infection (true) Lucky we set up a decon station outside the house so wife can decon before entering the support zone (BS) It rains all the time, trade wins from Japan Radiation exposure. What ever happened to the cold and flue. Damn reciept fom drug store is sitting on table, Gotta go get gloves burn the reciept, change gloves, decon the table, & keyboard and wash hands. My house guest couldn't have contaminateed the whole town he was with us in our house. Then we washed our hands and cloth's and went to town Google staph and can be found in a lot of humans in various parts of the human body. Kids sticks finger up nose and then onto something else. etc. Parents are expossed to that stuff all the time we're kidless so we don't have a immunity to the kid stuff. Had to take the female choclate lab to vet today I'm doomed doomed i tell you. again. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi Bolas I don't believe DZ rumors or that the guy's DR told him his infection wasn't contagious. What else was my worst/last house guest ever going to say?. The dude touched my dogs, according to the internet The germs whatever their called can be transmitted to from humans to dogs and back at you by physical contact. I'm not going to use 10/1 bleach to disinfect my dogs. On a happy note the house has never been cleaner. Except for the guests bd room. Thats the only exclusion zone left. Maybe and thats final. The house guest dealing drugs out of someones house. Can we call it a tie. They can both get you killed. It is what it is these house guests will continue to hurt themselves. My house guest will probably lose his foot first and other body parts a piece at a time. And he's a traveling man so ..... but he's not a jumper. That was my second worst house guest ever. I'm old had more than enough house guests. The bell curve is alive. R.I.P. Gotta go wash my hands One Jump Wonder

Back in the day people earned patches and wore them with pride. You could look at his suit and get a pretty good idea of his jump history. They could be SCR, SCS, 16 way or a 24 way. If you hadn’t earned them it wasn’t a smart idea to wear them. You could end up having a one on one talk with Bill "Sled" Edwards Sparky Considering the the #1 thread on this forum (DB) and the number of posts vs Hits. Scary stories from the old days is doing rather well. Mosts hits with least posts. We need some mature jumpers to start posting some more stories. You all can beat the DB thread. Damn I hope I dont's get banned for saying that R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hey, I wont be there this year so all she has to worry about is the bears You all need to talk with shell about the time honored Toe sucking tradition at LP. Not sure what happened to that one. Or the cowboy and cowgirl that showed up at the bar one of the first nights days of the Boogie. The cowboy was really pissed off when he came out of the bathroom bar, annd found...... Naked rock R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Whats up Doc Surely even at your young age you must remember the A&C "who's on first routine" Think baseball Increase in in alcohol consumption?

Steve you da man thanks for the thread it's time to bump it up. Saw the recent post about the value of a historic jumpsuit with lots of nice patch's etc which brought a smile to my face anf made me LOL. Remind me of a jumpsuit patch thing that was both Scary and funny. ET AL Funny story about jump suits and patch's. Not sure if this is the correct thread could even belong in the scary stories thread from the old days. But I'm old,confused and can't spell Person shows up at the DZ in Fulton MO wearing a jumpsuit with some very nice skydiving patch's. SCR SCS night SCR double eagle, double falcon etc. you name he had it

Hi Nice lady I'm old, confused and don't know how to spell. I'm so confused When I go over there and click on PM I'm talking to AMAZON. When I go "all the way" like you suggesteed. I see a profile for a Jeanne but she jumps at eloy It is what it is. "Who's on first" If you wan't to help a old,confused you could do me a favor and find aa geek that can explain in old flks lingo How to use the spell checcker thing on DZ.com. In case you haven't noticed see all the double letters except ee, Their because I can't move my old fingers type fast enough to keeep from getting double hitss. It is what it is. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi Folks I'm ond, confussed and can't spell Some any people so many names etc. For those that have forgetten the famous A&C rountin or are intersted below is the text of the whole routine "Whos on First " Google is your friend I'm old not sure about the clicky. The websight I can vouch for the who's on first routine. http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhoOnFirstTEXT.html Dear nice Amazon: This not meant to poke fun at you or make you mad. I'm just old and cunfused please don't hurt me. Who Jeanne? thats amazon, Then who's amazon that Jeanne.. After that I rembered the who's on first routine and found the text. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi HC if you think looks could kill think what a gun would have done.That could have put some added detail to your tats or other body parts One of my favorite memories was waiting for the jump in at brewery. I wasn't even a paid up uspa member. But I did have a skydiving T shirt. I scanned the crowd and thought I saw a easy mark for some fun. There was nice women at least 28 yr's my senior (and I'm old) She's got with one of those canes that has the 4 ft on the bottom. She had to be with at least 3 generations of her kids. If your going to do stupid shit in broad day light you gotta have wintness. We struck up a friendly converstion she was sharp as a tack. When I asked her is she wanted to go sit in my car

You left out a couple of things but this is a old post. Money first Boobs second Rumors Staff with ego's and attitudes. Every DZ, has issues and prioities but their not all the same. In certain parts of the country there are a lot of DZ's. I talked to a wise women that moved to my area when I started to travel to other DZ's due to local conditions. She gave me a heads up about florida DZ's where she was from that can be applied to all DZ's if your not jumping don't hang around the DZ. Go somewhere even the library. I learned the hard way unless you got boobs or wheels your going to be a sitting duck. And the DZ staff wil pick up on it. Hell there's politic's on DZ.com "The rules are the rules" One Jump Wonder

THAT's Hardcore! Props!! I made 210 LAST YEAR...and I'm STILL tired! Hi Mr T I know your to old to run to the plane so who was pushing the wheel chair. Props to you to Mr T Per/yr you sly fox. My statement stands Know get you hand of my knee R One Jump Wonder

Hi 93k I'm old so take my suggestion for whats its worth. If you look at the top of the page underneath the Dropzone.com thing, you'll see a horizontal black bar click on Dropzones or classifieds in the order of your choosing. I think you'll find what your looking for.there. Saw a guy walk into a DZ at the exact right time, Hired on the spot. They needed a pilot.

Umm, I call Bull Shit. Call bullshit on someone else. Scroll down to the bottom of attached link and check out the name. It was also witnessed by people in this thread. http://www.cspa.ca/en/competition/canadian-records I learned a long time ago to Never call BS on anyone so what if it's BS its their BS. OTOH IMO Mr Beatnik is the real deal he has no reason to BS. I won't even waste my time looking at the link. We've never met Mr Beatnik in peson and I can not tell a lie.. Dude get your hand off my knee. I doubt Mr Stokes will ever post on DZ.com. He's to busy jumping and being Mr president. Every one stand when the pres enters the room One Jump Wonder

Hi Folks I'm old and I can't spell, my grammer sucks etc etc.We started jumping before there were any waiver s I think but the momory is the second thing to go. My initals are R.I.P. so I would actualy enjoy initialing all 15 paragraphs with my initials at the DZ's I visited. Even in perris after watching the silly video with the cali lawyer. I agree with mr peak jumping has helped a lot of folks even me. But it was a lawyer thing Instead of just initaling everything without reading it. (What the point if your a experienced jumper and want to jump inital the damn thing and move on) Like the paragraph I agree not to sue but when I do sue I agree to pay evryone I sue $$$. Heard a rumor That Mr Booth actualy went after a sewer (not typo) for sueing in spite of the waiver. AFAIK it's just a rumor

I think we just stumbled on a solution to the problem with the locals Hi HCS Sorry it would only be a tempory solution

I know you know her. Really? I don't know you Lets just agree that we diagree and move on. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi guys and gals Now that i've almost recovered from the absolute worst house guest I ever had, I've revied all the entry's and the worst repoted case that wine the prize is actually Lisa H mooo.House guest selling meth out of her house when Lisa was at work.I hope mine didn't leave a gift that keeps on giving. My house guest from hell was a old friend etc etc a liscensed architect etc 1 yr oldeer than I am and I'm very old. He's not a druggie or a alki just has a some issues that he failed to let me know about. Infectous poison ivory Infectous staph infection. I didn't know anything until he told me he had spilled some of his blood in his bdroom but he "wiped" it up. say what exactly do you have. Accoding to my X friend his DR says he wasn't infectous. Google MD etc he was infectous. He's diabetic and he's lost feeling in his feet etc. I have two wonderful choc labs well socialized etc somehow the female picked up his vibes and every time he would enter the room she would growl at him. I would immediatly correct the dog that was not the way to treat a house guest. even a irresponsiable one. I didn't have to tell the dude to leave for, some reason he just felt uncomfortable staying with us & told my wife he needed to cut his visit in half so he could spend more time o see his other friend ( we were just a fill in). I was very sorry to see him my X friend leave so early as he left I told my him x that he had a long ride ahead in the dark and to please call when he got to his friends place so we would know he made it OK. Staph infection We immediatly set up a haz mat remediation project in my house. 10/1 bleach a clean support zone, then a dedicated decone area leading to the dreaded "exclusion zone". We found a blood trail on the threshold into his room. we're saving that room for last. All towels etc went into the trash. Even deconed the car since he sat in the back seat. The man is a seriouse diabetic insulion shots etc. Spmehow the dude found our stash of bad food (especially for him)and he left a empty box of white powdered donutes in the pantry when he left. So my guest from hell only stayed about 1.5 days and two weeks latter we're still disinfecting the house.

Stay tuned, I'm still not sure mine was the worst.

Full stop. nah.. if you stop you die I never started and I've done fine. Email,pong and a land line with a answering machine work fine for me. IMO Everyone's situation is different some folks need it, some folks think they gotta have it, some folks can survive without it. It's a very powerfull tool but if you don't know how to use it One Jump Wonder