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Hi Ladies and Gentlemen I know that almost back in the day, there were lots of regional differences in jumping due to the lag time of the pony express I think we have a winner for the earliest payed packjob Thanks steve and pat. Stealing anything on a DZ in the midwest was like stealing a horse. But we didn't have many visitors either. Any success stories about tracking down stolen gear from "all most back in the day". In 70-71 I had a error in judgement and left my rig in my car behind my GF's apartment. . Damn horse thief The horse theif stole my whole herd includeing my log books!!!!! I lucked out and got all my gear back. The logs books were returned by someone who found them in their back yard with my name and phone # . There was some water damage but the log books were imo gold. We used the local grapevine in Ks , MO and found out who stole it, who they sold it to and much the new owner paid for it, their address and phone #. A G.I. at Ft Bragg had paid pennies on the $ from the guy who stole it. In the spirit of cooperation I contacted the G.I. first, with a Long distance phone call told him what I knew, and gave him two choices. Return my horses ASAP or get strung up by his CO. I got my horses back ASAP No internet, no rigger checking serial #'s on reserves, no police Just the way it was back in the day. In the land of OZ

Hello nice lady Sorry about the delay Me bad. We have a partial winner, Rutan had his pencil in the design. I hate to drag this out but it's the DB cooper thing. Stay tuned for the actual name. After your gentle reminder, with some added help from some of the other posters it's one of only four left in existence. Will call the local airport tower to verify and see if we can get escorted to the flt line for some pics. The next time it shows up, Take that DB cooper R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

I didn't think of that. Hmmmmmm, it might be worth investing in some store-bought boobs up front. In the long run, it may be cheaper than paying for the advanced training. Hi Pops I'm sure you remember the T-shirt R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! If she were someone else, perhaps someone I met at a bar (if I were to go to one), maybe so, but no kindness to her! She lies about everything and the only one who can't see it is the company owner, I guess he is pussy whooped! Ya think? Hi JD Score!!!! Great way to start the weeek off. with a LMAO. There are many ways to get even with folks by being "kind". We worked with a junk yard dog (bitch) that was trying to lose weight (slim fast for lunch). So we would lurk dounkin donutes ads for the 2/1 doz special. The bitch couldn't resist donuts , 2-3 donuts and slim fast for lunch That was to slow so we added mass qty's of M&M's. Big bags 75% off after the holidays. Had a big ass cookie jar in the form of a pig when someone would lift the lid the pig would go Oink oink. Everyone caught on to what I was doing except for the slim fast diet bitch. I had mystery donars leaving big ass bags of Holiday M&Ms on my desk. My bottom drawer was full of that crap. All day Oink Oink Oink, week after week, The slim fast liquid diet never worked for the bitch she was actually gaining weight. Meeting women at bars Think Tiger Woods. IMO Your boss is definately doing her, he just doesn't know it yet he's getting screwed more ways than one.

To anyone I left the New york area a long time ago. The women from the area still look nice but if their local as soon as they start talking with the New york/jersey accent A southern bell or a neutral accent is a lot more soft on my ears The Shah? This a personel observation PO not a PA. One day he's to busy to do this or that, the next day he's got plenty of time to post like a retired old fart. IMO he's using DZ.com to practice his standup comic routine for a variation of Rodney Dangerfield Or Don Rickles who could insult a rock. Those comics had to work on those routine's. Shah's working on his. 6k posts Eventually he'll be a movie star if he can keep it up. Whats a perfect 10? Thats a 3 that says yes STD's no way, they appreciate any positive attention. The OP with the gangsta talk R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi Dude IMO Your confusing the women with the facts. And women know how to get even You and her know both know she got busted. Show the poor women some kindness. I've got a bad case of OLD. Whats the diff between a barbie doll and not bad looking? At the DZ if she's got boobs and can breath she's a keeper.

Amost back in the day when we were in college we had a less than adequate insurance policy with a large loophole that excluded injuries involving A/C accidents my claim for a broken ankle and fib was denied because I jumped from a airplane The good news was I was a vet the bad news was I got treated by the VA After that BS we never got hurt again so we never lied But when anyone got hurt at the DZ we would transport the injured folks to the Hospital ourselves (back in the day the injuries weren't as serious as these days. Just ankles, tibs and fibs. Took a guy to the ER with two broken Legs ea one a tib and fib. ER Dt asked what happened? Fell out of tree Dr comes back with the x rays explains small and large bone are busted in both legs. You mean the tib & fib Dr's asks if we have any medical training. I can not tell a lie Nope These days the injuries can be much more severe , broken pelvis, punctured lung, compound fractures, weakened aorta, head injuries etc etc etc The golden Hr is critical, hard to lie when the meat wagon or chopper lands at the DZ and cuts your rig and clothe's off on the DZ. Minor owee: twisted ankle, broken wrist, finger etc. Folks fall all the time ladders, roofs, tree's etc. Remember what your mama told you every time you lie your nose will get longer. So proceed at your own risk. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi Blue I'm a retired jumper but IMO you need to make a minimum of 100 jumps/yr to stay half way current. Add in some $ for gas, maintenance on your gear etc. Thats a minimum don't want to pack your own kit no problem +$ /jump. Wanna coach + more$. Want some tunnel time to get better faster more $$. If you got boobs you'll get lots of coaching, instuctions for free. But it will cost you. Last but not least get good health insurance, and either have lots of sick leave or a insurance policy where you can still have a income when you get hurt.

Hi Dude Did the owner of your company ever jump, After you called BS on the barbie doll. Or did you wait until he became a tandem skydiver before he figured out she was a wanna be skydiver. Pencil wipping a persons logbook. That should be easy to spot with a trained eye. Pencil packing a reserve was not unheard of almost back in the day. But things change over the yr's and once I got sloppy showed up at the LP boogie a long time ago and forgot I had used LP as the DZ with my std BS sig. Fred Sands DZO at LP checked my reserve looks at the packing card it was signed by a rigger at his DZ that didn't exist. It worked in florida but it wouldn't work at LP. Fred was his usual self. QuoteWhy Fred shows me the packing card After that I got a couple of spare reserve packing cards. R One Jump Wonder

Y'all are cracking me up. I checked your profile and w/l. Don't sweat about Shah hitting on you. I hope your not offended by Shah attitude R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi Nice Lady Of course I'm a man of my word That was quick Mr cooper is #1 again. Sooo Three peeps voted for the same acft in the movie casablanca Works for me The state of the art newer airplane. I don't have a clue R. One Jump Wonder

Hi BV +1 For whatever reason some people like to present themselves for what they their not. Some do it to impress the women or their friends, or their own ego or peers jobs. Special ops, Ranger tabs, Dr's, lawyers, LEO's etc etc. R.I.P. Mi One Jump Wonder

Hi Nice lady

Hi Pat Congrats on the big 50.

Hi [OM] In the spirit of one old fart helping another OF out and bumping the DB Cooper thread down another notch. How about a cheapo T-10 with a 7TU cut out of it. The color won't be to exciting but it will be outstanding R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi OW6 Wine Rap tune from before rap. What's the word? Thunder bird! Whats the price? Fifty twice ( $1./pint, 1960's price) Who drinks the most? The ethnic minority's (PC) Spit spit, Fuck you I do! Did that crap for two years every friday and saturday night while in High school. Fortified wine isn't to bad if their chilled and a curb biteing drunk for $1 but the hangovers were epic. Now we live In the golden ghetto and the grocery stores sell fine wines free taste etc. White wine, red wine,

Hi Bachelor "" It's a strange feeling when they pull the Vas deferens out to cut / cauterize it."" Cauterize!!! Now you did it I don't remember that step when I got cliped. I think they just used a needle and thread.

QuoteInteresting to hear that some guys are getting the vasectomy before having any kids. Have those guys noticed much stigma about that? Hi PC The only negative response i remember was from a dude that my wife worked for. Something about religion, continueing your blood line, etc. My take on it was some people think as long as their bloodline continues they will never be forgotten or they will live forever. The reaction from women can be different. Like we're lieing about having one. There is a knot on ea side lady feel that. Someone asked Where do the swimmers go? Every time you sneeze that not snot coming out your nose anymore Different strokes for different folks R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Sure why not. The Odd Couple I didnt know Vader swung that way. Another romance started on DZ.com R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi HCS Don't sweat the consult. I was to busy so I sent my people The Dr didn't find out we didn't have kids until After he completed the procedure. It used to be a big deal getting snipped without kids. It wasn't until after I got got snippped that they starting coming out with the serious STD's . Sorry thats not my baby, is this your std Anyway when soldiers started to get sent to the sand pile etc, there were stories of guy's sending a couple of squirts to the sperm bank just in case . We got a nice Snip Snip pin from the Dr. The circle with the arrow has a piece cut out of the circle. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Hi RR Thats what I;m talking about!!!! Nice Rack The profile of the altimeter is priceless

Hi PZ "Required inspections on twin otters for cracks in spar adaptor assemblies." Yikes There are a lot of twin otters in the skydiving fleet. Whats a spar adaptor assembly? One Jump Wonder

Hi RR Thats what I;m talking about!!!! Nice Rack The profile of the altimeter is priceless

LMAO Going to a DZ to pick up women, ladies, babe's etc. Dude your looking for "love" in the wrong place One Jump Wonder

Hi Jack Actually it is. The Turbo's landing at the LP boogie are a prime example. Longer landing roll means longer taxi time It adds up to a wasted tach time & maybe load. The sound of the props changing their pitch on landing puts a smile on my mug.