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  1. SkyBastard
    how does everyone feel about me taking a range of numbers to suit my multiple personality disorders? the problem is some of my multiple personalities also have multiple personalities. it gets kinda complicated ordering at restaurants. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    there's nothing wrong with touching another mans bum over the internet. it's the least type of gay. if there's a gayness of 1-10 with ten being rampant leather cap wearing, pierced nipples and having 5 cocks at the same time and, er, one being wearing a pink T-shirt every now and again, then i put internet bum touching at about 0.5. i expect all the ladies have had a proper grope. dirty bitches. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    i'm up for a threesome. if we can get enough people together for a big gayway that would be awesome! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    i never, and i do mean NEVER pick my nose except in the toilet with the aid of tissue paper and only if a good blow doesn't clear it, it's just body maintenance together with brushing my teeth, clipping my nails and flossing my arse with someone else's face flannel. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    you gotta make patches! individual numbered patches! :D i'll buy mine! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    a great pickup line? ha! i can't think of anything more cringesome than saying to a girl that i'm a skydiver as a pickup. how would you even do that? "..hey there *letchy lean forward* you know.. i'm a skydiver.. *waggles eyebrows* oh dear no. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. SkyBastard
    it's back up now. weird databasey errors have slunk back into the dark and grimey internet shadows. hooray! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    do those really small horses count as midgets? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard
    that's for me to 'nose' :P Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    my car reg is 320, and it's been the most awesome car ever, so, i'll take that. i have ordained dude! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    well since i've been single i wank about three times a week. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    wow. i never thought of it that way. i hope i never do. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard
    i skipped to your reply and only lost a few seconds. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    I'm quite picky with my noses as well Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    awww Bry, i thought you'd be at least a maybe! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    i can't put kecks on, shrop me old chum. cos then i'd have to take my vibrator out! (that should weight it more towards the 'no' vote) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. SkyBastard
    My bottom is nude tonight. It's not very hairy. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    turn it off and turn the music UP Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    i'm drinking. someone tell me is any of this makes sense. are we talking about the YoYo theory? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    everything Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard

    Drag me to hell

    SkyBastard replied to Zep's topic in The Bonfire

    i'm very sexy too Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    yay! i just bought some as well :D Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    once dry humped a dogs leg.. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    love spiders. i have two enormous ones in my bedroom, nearly the size of my fist! awesome! i hate killing anything, killing anything unnecessarily is LAME. get over it. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard
    Bla blah blabla bla bla blah blah. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!