SkyBastard
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i can't tell the difference. which one has the pointy thing? oh yeh, unicorn horse! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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also i bet they don't mention that she DID cut two eye holes in the front of the box so the girl could see where she was going and therefore lean the right way. the media never give the full story, always trying to make people look bad! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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a good, hard, wank. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Have you ever searched Facebook or a similar website, for an ex?
SkyBastard replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
i think you're supposed to feel like going down the pub Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
oh come onnn guys give her a break. the box WAS secured with a coat hanger! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Have you ever searched Facebook or a similar website, for an ex?
SkyBastard replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
yes i did. split a year ago after 6 years, i only was able to look recently, she's with someone who is more ugly than me. i hope he's got a tiny cock. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
i'd need a device that would also lie about my recent past. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i'd prefere an invention that would get me laid in the near future! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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he is thinking. he's my Philosoraptor! :D he's thinking: a man with one watch knows what time it is, a man with two watches is never quite sure.. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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horses don't say no Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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you should have put a straw in the bottle and downed it! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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ok i can't read this thread anymore! i'm out. *claps hands* Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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not the voice of experience, i lost my virginity when i was about 50, all my peers had it sorted long before ha! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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also.. "Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener." - "What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired." - "Shut up." Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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hahahha!! you funny bastard! what man wouldn't want to be the star of that! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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fucking hell, tbh sleeping with a virgin would be awfuly dull, why do so many men desire it? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Why mothers should not be allowed on facebook
SkyBastard replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
i use FB under an assumed name. no one i don't want to know will ever locate me. i also don't have my ugly mug as a picture on there, and have turned off the picture tagging and generally hide from anyone with a camera anyway.. i think i'm safe.. anything's possible tho Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
considering physics, that space is continually expanding, and thusly our planet is moving with it... i would imagine skydiving is definitely, if only modestly, bent.. er.. or are we talking vectors? is it bent? we have the rotation of the earth, expansion of the universe and trajectory of the skydiver to consider. we need a better mind than mine. i can only really do toilet humour. PASS! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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best post EVER. stop the internet we have a winner. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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holie fukken schitt!!! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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from my favourite film: "Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?" the film is Sexy Beast, and you definitely should locate and watch it. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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totally gving this my both eye right here fella Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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totally voting for 'i wouldn't but you should' over here. just make sure you have a computer nearby so you can update DZ.com with its effects even if you're suffering from crippling stomach cramps, hallucinations and, possibly, the dreaded wine induced BUMS disease. good luck test pilot W 1 Alpha. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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surely that is a reason to keep it exactly the way it was! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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awesome in flight entertainment. i'm surprised everyone didn't join in. lucky it wasn't a plane full of football supporters. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!