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i hope you're not implying that i've got tits. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Underwhelming but consistent performer wins bland competition.
SkyBastard replied to SkyBastard's topic in The Bonfire
they should totally make nascar a figure of eight and have a jump at the intersection. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
a bloody great big steak. nothing else. i had this tonight and it was awesome. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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when the racers crash the spectators help scrape them up and then the manx government collect all the scrapings and bake them into giant cottage pie on the promenade and everyone gets a slice. yum yum. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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if i had to choose between watching the first ten minutes of that film again or pulling my toenails out with my own teeth i'd choose to watch the first ten minutes again, but it would be a close call, and there would be moments where i would be tempted to take my shoes off. i never got past the first ten minutes. total tripe. skybastard gives this film two big toes down. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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yeah peple get kiled every year doing it :( Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i literally drove over that road across his path every morning going to work. weird seeing that clip lol Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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also, it's called a tankslapper :D Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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I used to live round the corner from there. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Underwhelming but consistent performer wins bland competition.
SkyBastard replied to SkyBastard's topic in The Bonfire
has anyone else thought about combining F1 and football into a new sport? i have. i propose the race track bisects the football pitch at the halfway line and the footballers must dodge the F1 cars during te course of the game. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
Underwhelming but consistent performer wins bland competition.
SkyBastard replied to SkyBastard's topic in The Bonfire
Motor sport grinds yet further along a twenty year plateau of unexcitement. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
I don't believe in the paranormal because i am not retarded. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Illegal Alien Costume: Should it be banned?
SkyBastard replied to lost_n_confuzd's topic in Speakers Corner
personally i think bending over backwards and doing everything to not offend everyone makes society diluted and banal. take that time prince harry went to a fancy dress party dressed as hitler, Oy My God! A prince! dressed as HITLER!??? well, you know what, that was FUCKING FUNNY. yes it offended some people, well, hell, i've never heard a funny joke that hasn't offended SOMEONE. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
Illegal Alien Costume: Should it be banned?
SkyBastard replied to lost_n_confuzd's topic in Speakers Corner
Speaking as a representative of the Zoopitan Galaxy Immgrant Alliance (illegal division) I am disgusted by this cheap insensivtive attack on my people *waves tentacles threateningly* when will americans (small 'a' you're not THAT important) learn that Alien immigrants, many as there are, massively contribute to american society and art, why, take all the pretty crop circles for example, and don't forget our biggest contributions, we piss petrol and shit hot dogs! Boycott this cheap and offensive costume and instead purchase the $69.99 costume that looks much more realistic and also has the hot dog crapping attachment on the back. (All profits to thew Zoopitan Alien Alliance) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
i had the same metalwork you have shah, i continued riding bikes whilst it was in, had a fairly minor accident, compressed the leg enough for one of the securing pins/screws to be broken in half. they left on half of the screw near my ankle in there when they removed the rod, couldn't get it out, it's still there today. oddly my legs are still the same length. *lopes off* Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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yes. i would like to add if anyone does post images of their toes i will refrain from imagining myself sucking them, i will instead just allow myself to generally lust after them a bit. so it's all above board. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i would especially have appreciated a toe shot. i like toes. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i am disgusted! i expect you to say at least three hail mary's afterwards! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i *still* just want my phone to be a phone and text machine. i prefere a well laid out keypad and definitely not touchscreen. i have had a nokia 5310 for a year or so, does the job and has 2gb mp3 player. so no to internet on the go! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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HAHAhAHHA!!! he's awesome. i want him. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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awesome, see you at headcorn! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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happy birthday me. i'm mumfyhumble years old. if you had unlimited amounts of care for how i felt on my birthday, what would you do for me? so far my birthday has been a bit rubbish. i'm willing, in the future, to imagine it was ace, your contributions might help. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i think 'actually important' could be omitted from the title of this thread Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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well, i've fallen from the sky a few times... Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!