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  1. SkyBastard
    had drunken against the wall sex with my gf one night, she was a little noisy i suppose, as i went to work in the morning the guy from the flat below me was standing on the landing clapping. 'great performance last night!' he said. mind you, he was a cunt. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    i'd probably get an erection Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    just wipe your cock on the curtains on your way out you'll be right Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    has anyone had someone pay for an item with echeque on ebay? i just sold an expensive item (4k), but the buyer has paid with echeque and apparently it'll take upto ten days to clear and can be cancelled, the guy wanted to collect the item straight away, obviously i said he'd have to wait. also in my paypal account there's his payment with 'accept' or 'refuse' next to it, also 'uncleared' thoughts and advise? also i broke my arm yesterday so dont need more bad luck (this took ages to type) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    come back tomorrow Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    i'd post my cock but hell, it wouldn'y fit on the screen Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. SkyBastard
    this this this Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    it'll be easier to save it now than save it later. if you feel it needs saving my advice is to get off the procrastination machine, mind you, that would be my advice to anyone in a relationship. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard
    that depends on why it needs saving Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's the problem? it's great. now, where did i leave my car keys? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    weight and balance anyone? [:D] seriously, do everyone a favour and don't try this. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    may i be the first from my planet to wish him well. also, we would all like him to come back to Zoopiter soon. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard
    :D you'll probably find apart from the cycling buddy (haha) most people that don't do excercise much but don't get fat actually don't stuff themselves with pies all the time. fucking hell it isn't rocket science. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    lol fatties lol Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    man the fuck up. get rid of the stone and kiss your girlfriend for dealing with YOUR neighbour. get pissed if you like, you'll miss her when she's gone. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    if you can go though life only being in love with yourself you will be a happy man. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. SkyBastard
    oh god loads. i remember buying a fountain pen especially, then putting alsorts of stupid little trinkets i liked and drawings with the letter, into a jiffy bag, then decorating the whole jiffy bag was decorated with gold and silver pen swirls all over it which took about two days to do. i cut myself and put blood on the letter, seemed like a good idea at the time, also my fav aftershave, maybe there was a chemical reaction and the whole package exploded in transport... if it did she did a good job of putting it all back together. she made me a heart shaped box, actually made it, filled it with random things, perfume.. still miss her. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    and next up, the bazooka Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    yeah event log next, should give you a few clues. right click computer and choose manage it's all in there, good luck! also check the main programs you're running are the latest versions and latest updates for the OS are installed, uhm, bios updates are good also, make sure you get the right one or you nail it to the wall but i'm sure you know that, er.. yeah, event log, you might just have one screwy program :) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    firstly i'd go to GRC.com and run the 'shields up' test to check your firewall IS doing its job. next, go to trendmicro.com/housecall and get it scanned, their online scanner finds alsorts of bogeys. only take it there, i assume it's not used for general net access (i hope not) if you find trojans etc on your company server you should consider a total rebuild and it goes without saying you need to find out how they got there and make sure your other machines are clean. disabling usb on work machines can help, usb pen drives are a GREAT way for staff to infect your network. without knowing what you're running etc it's impossible to say whether anything is untoward, could just be crappy config/hardware Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard
    people probably are interested. somewhere, out there, people care about this. however, i lost the will to live at the first mcdonalds advert. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky jurors Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    even even higher Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    the call of nature can be a powerful thing for some people. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard
    sign me up!! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!