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  1. SkyBastard
    *bows to the GeekLord* I am not worthy oh master Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    this does depend on what forum you're using though it isn't always a square bracket and yes, most will have a handy button you can press once before typing the link and once after and it puts in the right code at the start and end for you. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    emails will recognise links as clickable and underline them and render them clickable automatically. forums will require html code or similar ie: www.blahgatron.com Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    I'll start: Doctor rings the wife of a patient and explains "your wife is here and I'm afraid there's been a mix up with her test results so we don't know whether she has Alzheimer's or Aids.." the man replies "so what the hell am I supposed to do now then?" the doctor says "well, I'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home, don't fuck her!" Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    5000th post should be nothing less than a recipe for global peace or a cure for one of the biggest diseases, like Bums Disease, which apparently quite nasty. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    i, i think that's my watch!!! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. SkyBastard
    ...still sniggering Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    genuine unexpected LOL over here Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard

    Insomnia

    SkyBastard replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    i'm the same, i went to bed at 11, woke up at 2 now completely awake. my brain has no natural sleep rhythem at all. the mind racing thing at night is so annoying, i'll be a zombie tomorrow, or worse i'll fall asleep in the afternoon and have no chance of sleeping tomorrow night. this happens too often to me and i hate wasting days! grrr. mind you, turning the laptop off might help.. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    my cock. hell i could play with it all day! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    i don't drink Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    thanks for ALL of your suggestions, i'll pop you in the credits and send you some chocolate coins. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard
    the experiment was putting his tongue into a socket usualy used to power rainbows. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    i deduce five things from your picture: you don't ride a motorbike you don't wear a hat you don't like rain you frighten old people you're on drugs, all the time. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    ... Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    Hello all. I'm doing a five minute documentary on skydiving and i'm going to be filming people at my local dz. what i want to know is what you think is a good question(s) to ask people whilst they're in front of the camera? "how many dz's have you shagged on?" is naturally on my list, but, do you have any slightly tamer aternatives or questions you'd consider asking? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. SkyBastard
    of course! can i lick your arse? yeah as long as you wipe it afterwards! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    hahaha! well, naturally! tromboning? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    well, spanking your mother is pretty intimate. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    LisaH Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard
    sexually mated? you make it sound so, sexy! why didn't you just say fucked? can we say fuck on the forum? oh well fuck it i've fucking said it now. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    sex is basically exercise with knobs on i vote for skydiving Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    what an adonis! well, that's turned me gay. i'm off to listen to abba. dancing queen anyone? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    i too have forgotten what sex is, let alone what it sounds like. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard

    Pens - Penis

    SkyBastard replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire

    i caught my cock on a railing once. black penis, then blue penis, then both. i didn't think it'd ever work again. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!