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What book would you recommend for a newcomer to this sport?
SkyBastard replied to shah269's topic in Safety and Training
Parachuting, by J R Hartley Oh I forgot this isn't Bonfire my bad Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
i took it once. seeing as i haven't found myself to be a different person since i took it i haven't taken it again. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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shit Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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how do i wipe? you have got to be shitting me. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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This is like getting laid for the first time isn’t it?
SkyBastard replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
did someone say they were looking for a fix? follow me into this dark alley and i'll sort you out. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
the fat guy is Nick Frost. if you liked that watch The Big Nothing, it's really funny. Also check out the British sitcom Spaced. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Whuffos / How would you describe skydiving?
SkyBastard replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
it's like a good brandy Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
man seeks pirate girlfriend must be buxom and enjoy cavorting in the crows nest, frigging in the rigging and humpng in the hammocks. also making a mess in the mess (but not in the mashed potato, we've all got to eat that) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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SkyBastard's Threadkiller. Kills threads. Dead. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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ok so i've had a bottle of wine so i'm in the mood for a tipple more... i find a bottle of Dubonnet, i unscrew the cap, and it smells alcoholic, and also, it smells of mushrooms, bad mushrooms, bad mind twisting mushrooms. i shrug, alcohol is alcohol, i've never had dubonnet before, perhaps it tastes better than it smells. it doesn't. it's so bad i have to spit it out then wash my mouth out, i swallowed a bit tho.. i look at the cap and notice a price.. £2.15 how old do you think it is? at that vintage should i drink more just to see what happens? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i love your birdshit picture. god knows how you timed that Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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nothing beats a bit of british mustard Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i had a bottle of merlot and fell asleep. pretty good evening. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Brilliant!! i love the eyeglasses updates... 'putting socks on' this is exactly how i think of twitter. shttr. :D sorry to anyone that feels a need for a phone capable of updating twitter all the time but really, come onnn!! it's insane. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i think the key point that he was visiting them so he bowed. i think that seems customary enough. i haven reseached it, local customs etc as i supect people posting here havent but... if i was a king, a few hundred years ago and i took a few knights to go an visit another king, in another land, well, when i got into his castle and he's on his throne, surrounded as he was by all his knights and warlords and advisors and splendor, i don't just think it'd be polite to bow, i think it'd be damn prudent to not offend. just because i was a king also, doesn't mean i can't show my repect when i'm in his land, and nothing to stop him offing me if i don't Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i actually did know someone called Peanut in the long long ago but tests concluded that he wasn't actually a nut. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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get liquid hydrogen instead, 100 degrees colder and you can set fire to it as you exhale! SO COOOL!! next week i'll show you how cool it is to stick a live grenade up your bum and fart out the explosion. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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A little boy asks his mum, 'how come I'm black and you're white?' 'Don't even ask!' she replies 'when i think back to that party i'm fuckin lucky you don't bark!' Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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obituaries? I wonder what this one will say Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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just ou of interest, why don't you continue with your static lines in scotland instead of jetting off for aff? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Limewire is the single best way to get your computer nailed to the wall. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i don't know about everyone else but women are attracted to mine because it smells of roses Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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43 mph wind, no rain, warm temps, what do you get?
SkyBastard replied to Heatmiser's topic in The Bonfire
i can send some people with really big feet... Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
...and so Jesus said unto the twelve apostles as he was being nailed to the cross... "Don't you lot touch any of my Easter Eggs! I'll be back on monday!" Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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[a href="www.giantelbows.com"] instead of the [ on the left and the ] on the right use < and > Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!