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  1. SkyBastard
    having two £50 notes in my pocket at the same time and a spare jump ticket in my phone underneath the battery cover. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    this fails because a lot of decent blokes don't chat women up in bars. me included. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    all genuine quotes as well! so where would you like to meet for coffee? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    ok how about dropzone.com dating? take me for example: i'm lovely. probably just what you need. and i'm in london. who needs match.com? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    Definitely flattered. Good film, and lovely husband! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    *ahem* Spaced *ahem* *cough* Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. SkyBastard
    well, now we've cleared that up, i'm off for a double fisted lubed up wank holding my breath near the end so i come all over myself just before i pass out. if i'm lucky the cat will lick most of it off before i come round. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    maybe you have swine flu, or, even worse, kung flu :P Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard
    i call it absolutely disgusting and against god Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    i binned every bike i ever had except the 'blade. i once wrote a deer off as well. good times. good times. i flipped my RD350 YPVS into a bus! that's being 18 for you! i don't ride anymore! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    dear dr shah, i haven't hade sex in ten years. where is my penis? love and hugs (but no sexytiems) skybastard Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    proof that americans will bomb anything! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard
    this looks a bit wordy for me. can someone summerise? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    virgin burner already has 1337 i think Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    haha! and i hope your birthday is udderly wonderful! don't be ungulateful, accept every drink offered! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    LOL HAHAHHAHA! (i'm only laughing because your profile picture is hot) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. SkyBastard

    Just FYI

    SkyBastard replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire

    i use FB thusly: assumed name no info exept contact details only log in if i want to send someone a message about something. it's useful to just give new folks your fb name, easy way of having a contact list that isn't on your phone which you could lose. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    i don't know what you're talking about but i would suggest you should start by not using 'paint' Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    i'm still outraged! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    lol WHAT!?? those would be illegal in the uk stop kids smoking and promote homophobia! double win surely? fucking hell it's off the map. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard
    waits for the shitstorm Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    nothing happens between a womans ears. 100% trufact. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    i think some men like the idea of a virgin cos of the assumption that they can't disappoint them, presumably with their little willies and useless technique. when you've got a dong like mine you need someone that's been around the houses a few times! :D hahaha Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    i've still been up at 6am doing work. get used to a little and often, it makes life so easy! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard
    I'd like to change my answer to John's answer please. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!