SkyBastard

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  1. SkyBastard

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    actually saying anything without biting your tongue if it was six inches long would be something Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard

    shaving

    i'm going to bite my tongue before i say anything i might regret! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard

    shaving

    because that would make me a gecko of some kind? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard

    shaving

    why hello the Andriana! *waggles eyebrows* Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard

    shaving

    i do it in bed with a carving knife Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. i'm glad they banned this sick filth Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. a gay fish. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. if south park didn't piss so many people off it wouldn't be half as good as it is. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. almost every south park episode has made me lol at some point. i think my favourite is Awesom-0 Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. ..really a man Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. no. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. well he must have done something right i didn't even get further thsn a phone call! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. and google earth helpfully shows the crims how to get in and out from the back too ;) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. no problems for me. make up, tampons, whatever. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. or you could go to the shop and buy a tin opener.. sounds fucking crazy i know..[email] us crazy brits with our crazy ways of going about problem solving.. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. i dunno about intelligence, but bright eyes and a glossy coat cerrtainly is a turn on. i suppose being able to bring me the newspaper in the morning would be good too. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. custard Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. Jelly Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. awww that's lovely. i hope you make each other very happy and have lots of natelings and a nice house and a dog called spot and a chicken called satnav Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. about:blank Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. none. they're all a bit fat. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. i never smile. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. if you're computer illiterate go mac. otherwise pc is best. i have never had a virus. but then, i was in IT for ten years, i prefere pc because of the much wider choice in terms of hardware, performance, scalability, price, compatability etc etc Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. set fire to his girlfriend and fuck his car. don't wipe up afterwards. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. that's good because six weeks after the rod was taken out of my leg my knee went septic and burst, er, yeah it was lovely. took ten months to heal and i have a yucky scar :( Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!