SkyBastard

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  1. the only way to fix this problem is to punch yourself repeatedly in the face. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. how come you get one of our passports? are we giving them away now? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. without looking at them the one that makes you look like the biggest twat. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard

    UKS

    it must be down it's not loading for me. ""Retrieving DNS records for ukskydiver.co.uk... Attempt to get a DNS server for ukskydiver.co.uk failed: Timed out"" Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard

    UKS

    i hardly use it. is it down? oh. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. i've got a pogo stick. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. also that would be a lot better if the number one was the worst, ie: 2KG of fat and 10,000 calories and number 30 was the least worstest. none of them shocked me. i'd eat any of them if i could. it's not what you eat it's not knowing when you've had enough to eat you fat bastard (said to the world in general) Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. i can't eat sandwiches as i'll allergic to sand. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. i vote for boyshorts as in case i run out of pants, or, underpants to you jovial americans, i can borrow them fom my partner. oh alright then i just like wearing my partners pants. is that a crime!? no, but it might expain why i don't currently have a partner. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. my dell 1501 has been on almost continuously for over two years and used a LOT and, touch wood, it's still perfect, never had an issue. even spilled coffee all over it once. so i rate dells quite high. i was in government IT for a few years, all our kit was HP and we saw quite a few problems with HP laptops, whether they would be more or less if everything had been dell or another manufacturer though i can't say. but they were problems with ram and problems with cooling fans touching the casings, building quality/design issues which imho should not have occured. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. i am disappointed none of them involved rakes. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. the next eighteen years will just fly by. not for you of course, for you it'll seem like eternity punctuated by bills and presents. enjoy! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard

    Lingerie

    this bores me more than life. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. i could do it jumping a round with my ears tied behind my back. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. apparently red wine and coke is quite nice. i'd try it but i don't have any coke. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. Facebook sucks ass Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. I think you'll get away with that as you were alongside another vehicle it will be hard for them to prove who set off the camera and at what speed etc. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. it looks fucking stupid. all these people that think personal air going vehicles are the way forward are frankly, nuts. i mean, can you actually imagine thousands of these things flying around a city? nonononono! only if the piloting was totally remotely controlled by satellite could it ever ever work. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. dinner is served. looks scrum diddly umptious! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. Root beer? I thought they only made that in the 70s? Talking of the 70s,. In his yoof, my dad drove all the way home from somewhere covering one eye with his hand to stop him seeing two of everything, apparently back in the day it wasn't so bad to drink and drive. I still think that's pretty hardcore disregard for, well, virtually everything! go pops! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. Drinky tiems? What's your poison? And let's not be kidding ourselves, it is poison, and it is going to kill bits of our bodies, albeit in fun and amusing ways. I'm having red wine, then cider, pear cider, then i'm going out to be promiscuous and slutty. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. try playing it whilst you're in a spin drier! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. i want to fuck you with a rake. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. i think you should have explained what your goal was in the question you asked so we knew what answer to give. my crystal ball is well fucking cloudy today, like. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. that is fucking evil. bloody good though i'm going to have another go later on after a few drinks! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!