SkyBastard
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That sounds nice and rapey. *edit* OH, I read it as, 'Either way I'm going to have you tonight, you might as well enjoy it' which you must admit, does sound very rapey. How about 'I want to fuck you with a rake' I actually don't have a chat up line because I don't trawl clubs looking for floozies! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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nothing in the fridge but still look every 20min
SkyBastard replied to loumeinhart's topic in The Bonfire
Not reading any of the other replies but go and buy some food you pikey bastard. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
That was actually quite wonderful. I was captivated!Thanks! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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I like chatroulette as it keeps all the morons in one place. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Maybe she just doesn't like you and the thought of having something you've touched in close proximity to her, let alone smearing it on her skin makes her feel physically sick. Just a thought. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i thought that was going to be shit, but i must admit halfway through i found myself smiling. pretty radical cubeworx there. what's it like at chess? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Do you wash your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
SkyBastard replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire
I'm not even going to read past the headline and just say WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK!!!!!!!? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
I'm a kite Surfer.. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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A shower before sex? I just had a shower and the only other person here is my brother. And I'm not going there again. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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i have no idea how to answer this, it's been two years since i lost 'the one' and i haven't even dated anyone else. saturday night and i'm sitting in getting pissed, hoorah! i'll show me how never to meet anyone else again! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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You know that little voice that talks to you?
SkyBastard replied to gonzalesna's topic in The Bonfire
The voices in my head tell me that gambling is fucking stupid. i always listen to them. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
How much will you spend on Valentine's this year ??
SkyBastard replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
I have no love interest so another cheap year for me. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
You should try a honda C90. fuck man. just... fuck. I actually broke my leg in three places on one practicing wheelies as a pizza delivery boy hahahah!!! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Isn't that where you prune a miniature tree while in freefall? no stupid, it's where you prune your canopy to the least number of cells you reckon you can and then you jump it. i know a guy who jumped a bonzai canopy that had only a 1/4 of a cell and he landed right in the middle of a can of peas. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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What fact number is it that says I've got the biggest dick in the world? I keep forgetting. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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this is a very good point! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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hahaha. i never read any of these men's publications/websites because they're all shite. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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does the name of the new Mac product bother you ?
SkyBastard replied to piisfish's topic in The Bonfire
I don't think paper books will ever be replaced by electronic wizmos for the simple fact that you can comfortably read a book in the bath. Also pages and fingers just go so nicely together. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
does the name of the new Mac product bother you ?
SkyBastard replied to piisfish's topic in The Bonfire
Not really as I've never really liked Macs. They seem to be for the technologically ignorant. Besides, what exactly is the ipad for? What hole does it plug, so to speak? *runs* Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
I thought this was just a ripoff of the Darwin Awards. Is it? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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I think it's done just to confuse and annoy. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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How much are claw hammers? This has got to be the way forward. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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Aren't there statistics showing you're a lot more likely to get shot if you're carrying a gun? Surely putting her into ninja training would be better? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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if you can figure this one out, you are a computer god
SkyBastard replied to TrophyHusband's topic in The Bonfire
Also XP has been proven to be awesome. Vista has proven itself to be shite and as for W7... Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! -
Speaking as a sexual predator I am alarmed at the growing use of these devices and I applaud the companies that are selling them for their poor after sales support and product reliability. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!