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  1. SkyBastard

    nook v kindle

    SkyBastard replied to kasch's topic in The Bonfire

    you know what. the batteries have never run out on any book i have ever bought. i have never broken a book. ever. i can even read a book in the BATH! imagine that! anyone who buys one of these old retro 'book readers' when new books come out all the time is an idiot. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    bump. anyone got a patch design done yet? i'd do it but i can't draw for fuck. i thinkt here should be a mini compo. maybe leave a blank for the dude to sew their own number on? makes getting the patches made a lot easier. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    christ. you are a sick sick man. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    i am so buying those Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    why, did you just slip a card into his back pocket? i swear some girl did that to me once, my girlfriend, who i lived with, went fucking ape shit when she found it. i had absolutely no idea. funny because saying 'i have absolutely no idea' is apparently the wrong answer in these situations. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    silly question. i would never ask for her number. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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    you forgot to mention all the copies of 'big N spunky' laying about the place. to be honest those alone are probably enough to ward off unwanted visitors, Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    which side is the para ordnance on because, well you know that's going to suck balls as a shield. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard
    to defend yourself you must grab whatever is immediately to your right as a weapon and whatever is immediately to your left as a shield. i have a cup as my weapon and a hospital calling wand thing as my shield. i'm fucked basically. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    i think to become king you have to kill the president. i think there's some ceremony involved and you must use a Zweihänder or it doesn't count. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    lovin the typo Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    i'd marry a horse, it's kind of a tradition. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard
    a whole day with written test which if you failed you failed the course. no jump. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    one set of three kids. that's dartmoor for you. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    you'd be taken a lot more seriously if you could spell or use a spell checker. 'skydiving is a risk sport' did he read that and sign? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    meh. the old american men and guns bollocks. i'd lol but i don't find (how many?) people getting murdered each year very funny. sorry about that. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
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    I had no idea! http://shop.ebay.com/moonstruck9000/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25 Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    are you actually a scammer trying a double bluff to convince us western union is a safe bet on the internet? if you're upset Gravity won't accept it you need to restart your internet and try again from 1995. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    i'm too much of a miser to speed. i'm all for people driving really really fast just as long as when they do they unbuckle their seat belt. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    surely this cannot be good for these people Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard
    nice attitude! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    i drive a nissan micra because all cars are shit, might as well have one that costs nothing to run. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    guns kill more people than they save. period. they are designed solely to kill people. i don't get americas fascination with them, and i've held a magnum, but my penis got NO bigger! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    I can still remember exactly how many times in my life I have brushed my teeth, and how many of those times started in a clockwise rotation and with what type of toothbrush. I DEMAND EVERYONE IS AS ANAL AS ME ON THE INTERNET Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard
    get a penny farthing. they're quite big. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!