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  1. SkyBastard
    i'm a student. that doesn't naturally make me a filthy dirty hippie, i had to work on that bit. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  2. SkyBastard
    live is starting to annoy me as it has adverts at the bottom of it, seeing as it comes with windows, and i paid for windows, why do i get adverts? is trillian still around? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  3. SkyBastard
    i know some people with Terminal Wallets Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  4. SkyBastard
    that made me laugh more than it should have Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  5. SkyBastard
    this is going to get you killed. buy her the darn bowl already! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  6. SkyBastard
    mate i just make my anal beads out of basketballs and marine rope, i didn't realise anyone else did any different. those little plastic ones wouldnt pleasure an idle sea hand in my quarter Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  7. SkyBastard
    WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK? isn't there some other board you can discuss ths on? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  8. SkyBastard
    I suggest wherever you go just leave the claw hammer at home. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  9. SkyBastard
    I'm against all this american style (sorry guys) legal action just because you fell over because you're a numpty. You fell over! Get over yourself, it's not someone elses fault. Urinals are always slippy, pavements will NEVER be perfectly even, food sometimes contains bones. Stop turning our country into a nanny state where we're not allowed to do ANYTHING in case someone gets sued. /Rant. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  10. SkyBastard
    to be fair, no-one who has had a death sentence carried out proper;y upon them has complained about it. well, not afterwards anyway. i'd say that's 100% satisfaction. *edited because apparently my fingers can't spell 'sentence' Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  11. SkyBastard
    i equate this stunt to be no more than sitting in with a rally driver without a helmet and no seat belt. if he crashes you're dead, but it was soooo much more 'pure' to do it without the helmet and seat belt, right? sure. go for it. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  12. SkyBastard
    i can't remember the last time i had a dog in my bed chewing on MY bone. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  13. SkyBastard

    A new record!

    SkyBastard replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire

    well done man! to be honest it gets boring after about this point so i wouldn't work too much harder with the sandpaper if i were you! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  14. SkyBastard
    "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  15. SkyBastard
    see now THAT'S what i'm talking about! that's one smokin' freefall! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  16. SkyBastard
    i just realised that the above post may make it seem like the moderated posts were about gayness, they weren't, they just mentioned the word FAG which in england (where your language comes from) means cigarette, the resulting double entendre caused some humour (heaven forbid) and thusly the posts were deleted buy the hand of God, well actually not by God because God knows everything and would therefore know what we were talking about along with the other 99.9% of most societies. and breathe again. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  17. SkyBastard
    actually i'm not done yet, i intend to have more laughs before the day is over, in fact i propose a thirty way bumgay formation (participants yet to be announced) above Dallas in the new year. Naturally I won't actually be taking part, but you'll all have my utmost support. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  18. SkyBastard
    well that's put a sudden end to my banana chip addiction! it's funny though, no matter how much poontang you eat you're STILL hungry. it's like macdonalds, but it tastes a lot better. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  19. SkyBastard
    lol what for?!! that's uptight man. i am actually stunned. speachless. screw this i'm lighting up a Cuban. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  20. SkyBastard
    Interesting! *makes note* by the way did this thread just get modded or something? all the replies have gone. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  21. SkyBastard
    I quite like deep fried American brains, but they're so hard to find these days the price per kilo has gone through the roof! Like most brits I prefere to save money rather than pay for luxuries such as food, new world dictionaries and of course, dentistry! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  22. SkyBastard
    hope someone's got a green marker pen Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  23. SkyBastard
    I quite enjoy smoking during freefall but I found that the airrush quickly reduced a cigarette to the butt after only a couple of drags so I started smoking cigars instead. I just wondered if any fellow smokers had any recommendations of which cigars are best to smoke, longevity wise, and also if anyone's had much luck with the extreme sport of pipe smoking during freefall, and if so is there a pipe pocket mod for jumpsuits available fr safe stowing of the spent pipe before the pull? Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  24. SkyBastard
    it's probably just a pressure build up. after the first time your fingertips and toes explode you'll be fine Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!
  25. SkyBastard
    By now someone is supposed to have said they're addicted to eating some ridiculous sounding yank trucker snack that I have no idea what it is. Preferably with a comedy innuendo name. I'm disappointed in the lot of you. Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK!