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If anyone is interested, here are some bowl predictions given a friend of mine. Note these are not mine. All referances are for entertainment purposes only 10 **********BGOY N.C. State - 12.5 NCState won by 17.5 points over the point spread! 5***** W.Virg. + Georgia - Minnesota - Arkansas - OK State - LSU + 4**** TCU + 11 Another winner, TCU lost by 2!! FLA. - Michigan + Tennessee - OSU + 3*** Neb. - Navy + Wisc. + Miami + Tulsa +

NC State - 12.5 wins 56-26 covers line by 17.5 Sorry I didn't really trust his Bowl Game of Year prognastication!

But, the real game to watch is the Sugar Bowl, LSU vs. Oklahoma. Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about! Guess ya didn't hear the news today Andy, 2 LSU players deemed inelligible for the game, running back and the long snapper!

Very well put Lisa, And since you still have under 1000 jumps I don't think you should be jumping the birdman suit since I haven't yet!

Responding to an ad in the local paper the customer rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running." "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals." "Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit!"

Merry Christmas Tammi, Scotty and Herc! Miss you guys. Take care of my nephew, Herc! Best of luck in el ano nuevo

My service provider has has virus filtering and catches all of them but it seems like I went months without getting any and then over the last couple of weeks it's several a day being filtered out. One that I remember is the "Duma".

Is it just me or is everyone else getting virus spammed these days? This time of year I get hammered with viruses! EV1 catches them but f%&k! What up?

If anyone is interested, here are some bowl predictions given a friend of mine. Note these are not mine. All referances are for entertainment purposes only 10 **********BGOY N.C. State - 5***** W.Virg. + Georgia - Minnesota - Arkansas - OK State - LSU + 4**** TCU + FLA. - Michigan + Tennessee - OSU + 3*** Neb. - Navy + Wisc. + Miami + Tulsa +

If that's an Australian #, I would guess less than 9000, I wouldn't think over 1 million.

Not the lowest but funny. Mid morning, weather moving in, Degullo training 16way goes up and only get 2200'. We are on weather hold for about 1 1/2 hrs so they offer up a H/P load out of the Otter. 4 of us go to the mock up to practice a 4way exit when the DZO comes over with a snarled look and say's(stern voice)"Conway, you're not launching anything! You're only getting 2200'!" In the plane, the others are trying to talk me into a 4way and I say, no way daddy's watching. So we all exit solo, me first and when I get on the ground, there he is outside watching to make sure no one launched anything. I just smiled and said, so you didn't trust me?

Spaceland has both a pond and swoop ditch! Then there's the wind blades and beer line too.

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and my 9th save is my own So did you you buy your rigger a bottle? Glad your ok compadre!

Dude my 79-27 packs like a 120! It weighs 6 frigen pounds!

OK so I had a wonkey opening! Today, I Rolled all the outer cells on my 27 really tight and stuffed it inside leaving about 2" of slider in front of the nose and the openings were awsome! Nuff said, apperently I was wrong. I specified TIGHT rolls this time and they opened great! Last time I was doing this, I was lackadaisical about rolling the sides in. My bad!

A Mormon Bishop was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Bishop if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Check this out. I would improve it some by showing a higher view to see the outs and stating the crop circles are the student landing area and the main exp landing area is just in front of the hanger. http://www.skydivespaceland.com/facility/facilities.htm

Yes and it's nice to have the wording because if not I couldn't pick out a dz from the pic except for assuming the X marked the spot.

I think that they were asking for a little more than a blurry pic with no info.

Wait, isn't it jumping through hoops to jump Perris?

Somebody please come spank me, I am a naughty girl. Hmmmm, checks schedule................Florida............Eloy................. Damn it stuck in Texas.........

OK Lisa, I know that you're really not this way so I'm giving you credit, So what the FUCK is going on here?

Thank you for flying....... A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap..... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night." Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

What Saddam was going to use the $750,000 that he had with him for! NSFYE