lippy

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  1. Drink, kill kittens, drink, watch old skydiving movies, drink, job search in hopes of moving to a place with jumping again, drink, work, drink, troll DZ.com..... I got nuthin
  2. I usually check mine. Most of my flights start or stop in Venezuela and the National Guard is noted for stealing shit out of checked bags. I'm already lugging a shitload of carry on with equipment that they might be tempted to swipe, I don't think they'd even know what a rig is. I always zip-tye the bag closed...If they really want to open it they could just cut the zip-ties, but they haven't yet. I got nuthin
  3. That's frick'n HILARIOUS! When the video was over there were some 'related links' and I clicked on one called "Worst Skydive Ever". I saw LUTZ I got nuthin
  4. lippy

    Shiner Bock

    To each his own, but after living in TX for almost two years Shiner is #3 overall beer and #1 American beer in my books
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    cooking a lamb

    A good buddy of mine is dating a chick who has an uncle that farms, and he was given a big-ass leg of lamb. Now we're trying to figure out how the fuck to cook this thing. I'm looking for a recipie. Hopefully one that includes booze, as the house is full of Argentino and French wine, Mexican Tequila, Pisco from Peru, Rum from Venezuela and Colombia, Scotch and Venezuelan beer. How do we cook a lamb? I got nuthin
  6. "Can you give me a hand with this chin strap? I'm late for this thing at my bitch's place" I got nuthin
  7. I'll put down a few a week, depending on how long the work day's going and/or how much I've been drinking I got nuthin
  8. I doubt he would've been comin back to pediatrics as a patient I got nuthin
  9. So he used a metal picnic table!!! All these years I've been using wooden ones and picking splinters out afterwards. I got nuthin
  10. lippy

    400th jump

    Sorry, I'm tired and cranky and a bit of a douchebag right now...I hope whatever you do it ROCKS! I've known of quite a few 2-3-400 jumps where the rest of the people on the skydive thought it would be funny to dump out the guy celebrating his milestone right off of exit, so watch your back I got nuthin
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    400th jump

    Ummmmmmmmm, a skydive? I got nuthin
  12. I'm on one right now but not due to school. My backpack was stolen in Bogota last week, and I got back to Venezuela today and realized the keys to my apartment were in it. I came by the office to grab the spare keys which were in an envelope, and the guys in the lab were swamped so I stayed to give a hand. So at 1am I drove the guys home, went to my apartment and opened the envelope to find that all the keys aren't there, it's 1:30 and I'm locked out. I'm cleaning up some things in my lab and waiting till the cleaning lady goes in at 7:30 so I can borrow her keys to get some copies cut. It's been a lonnnnng day I got nuthin
  13. I remember a few years ago when the Terry Schiavo case was big in the news they did a whole episode around it, where Cartman wanted to pull the plug on Kenny. It was aired within days of when Schaivo died. I got nuthin
  14. I'd liken a whuffo watching Pastrana's video to somebody who's never skied watching a Warren Miller flick. I hope nobody thinks they're gonna jump without a rig on their first jump, but it gets people pumped on the sport and talking about the sport, and if that's not promotion then what is? I got nuthin
  15. That's always implied. I don't think anybody would do half of this shit if they were sober I got nuthin
  16. I only have a travel day, but I gotta meet the taxi for the airport at 6. It's worth it cause I'm going to Bogota...But then I have to work on Saturday I got nuthin
  17. Why does our sport have so many TLAs? I got nuthin
  18. I don't know too much about this shite, and luckily my external is always recognized the same so no problem witht Itunes, but have you tried naming your drive? Maybe if Itunes isn't looking for 'F' or 'G' but instead it's looking for 'Morrison's external' or something you can bypass the problem. Good luck! I got nuthin
  19. Yesterday I packed in El Dorado (Bogota's international) airport. It was weird getting on the plane with my alti set to 7K so it'd be 0 in Flandes where we were landing I got nuthin
  20. Underneath a C-206 with the outline of the serrated end of the flap indented on my forehead. I think I staggered away from the fire to take a leak and walked right into the wing. I got nuthin
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    It's saturday

    Because when I finally get a free Sunday in Bogota on a weekend when Skydive Colombia has jumps scheduled they cancelled the operation for weather. Meh, there are various ways to enjoy oneself in Bogota I got nuthin
  22. Dude!!!! You're digging the hole deeper and deeper! Before you type about any more firsts read thesehttp://www.skydiving.org.vt.edu/goodstuff/beer.htm Congrats brother! I got nuthin
  23. I agree, but I generally like anything shiny, sometimes I spend hours in the grocery store in the aluminum foil aisle. I remember hearing some stats on just how much weight the paint actually adds and was super-surprised. I imagine somebody on here has the actual numbers. I got nuthin
  24. Glad to hear it went good dude! I'll never forget my first 10 second, it was the first time getting to terminalish speeds....Such a cool feeling when everything gets real loud! So, that was your first time to terminal....Right? I got nuthin