lippy

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  1. Human bowling on creepers?!?!?! Why, why that doesn't sound like any fun at all. I think I'll just go to bed so I can manifest on load 1 I got nuthin
  2. Anybody else craving a tuna sandwich after reading this? I got nuthin
  3. Is there any word on the condition/extent of the injuries of the other dolphin? Are they able to shed some light on exactly what went wrong? Blue Skies Sharky I got nuthin
  4. lippy

    Anybody know XPe?

    For the computer people here, I've got a panel running Windows XP Embedded SP1 and it doesn't want to recognize a USB memory key. I'm thinking I need drivers, but all the drivers I've seen out there are for Win98. The key itself is good, and this issue has been known in the past, it's the solution that's evasive. Can one of the computer peeps out here help me out? I got nuthin
  5. I gave up trying to figure out why I'm weird, now I'm just trying to save enough money so I can call myself eccentric. I got nuthin
  6. Every word is true until the point where I threw the banana I got nuthin
  7. I tried the banana yesterday, popped him square between the eyes. Fucker bounces 40' to the ground, a giant iguana grabs him by the neck and takes off. So I'm standin there, banana peel in hand when all these pissed off fuckin monkies start screamin at me. I take a primate turd right in the temple. I dropped the peel, go to run but step right back on the thing and it's lights out Dolly! Wake up 20 minutes later covered in monkey feces with not so much as a monkey OR the banana I had for desert. So I say no, Cocheese, bananas is not the answer ***I REALLY need to get out of the jungle and find a fuckin beer*** I got nuthin
  8. The answer to your question I do not have, but all of my assets are at your disposal to make this happen! I'm in the jungle right now and there's a family of monkies who come eat in a tree right outside my lab. If you send me a tranquilizer gun I'll get you your monkey. Then we just need a few monkey AFF instructors, a small rig and a helmet with a little propeller on top. I want to attach a monkey pic but the files are WAY too big I got nuthin
  9. South America's where it's at! About $.04/L in Venezuela, I think it was about $.3/L in Peru. The only bad thing is all the fumes from the ANCIENT fucking vehicles that people can afford to keep running at these prices I got nuthin
  10. :3: Got 3 nice jumps in Peru yesterday! First jump in Peru, first jump from a ceneca. Good times! I got nuthin
  11. Right from when I contacted these guys over email they seemed really nice and willing to help. I got to the DZ and they saw that my rig doesn´t have an AAD, which is mandatory in Peru. They found a local who was willing to lend me his rig, and then they rented me a club rig at a good price when I wanted to jump with the guy who lent me his rig. The view of the Andes from the plane is pretty cool. It`s weird being at 11K and seeing a mountain out the window. I only spent one Sunday there and there was a big jumping event in another part of the country which drew away most of the experienced jumpers, so I can´t say what an average weekend is like. From what I did see these guys are super safety oriented, the Ceneca is a really nice little plane and the vibe in general was great! I can't wait to come back
  12. Once after a night of drinkin I had some bad gas in the Cessna and the pilot told me to get out of his fucking plane or he was gonna kill me. 2500' exit. Does that count I remember one time we were in an Otter with 23 or 24 people and one jumper sitting right seat. When he turned around to say something to a jumper in the back, he hit the prop feather switch with his knee. 22 of us, in unison, slapped our helmets and goggles on and got on the edge of our seats waiting to see what's next I got nuthin
  13. The last time I heard that, the nice man in the big white van took the $20 I'd just made and drove away I got nuthin
  14. You don't have the guts. Billy I can't take pictures of my guts, they are inside me, I'm not cutting myself open just for your enjoyment! Billy, given his response I'm really glad you didn't say 'You don't have the balls'. I bought beer and got almost-packed. This thread is coming along nicely, thanks for the entertainment I got nuthin
  15. Drunk-ass pack jobs make for kick-ass openings! I got nuthin
  16. Actually I'm nursing the one beer I have in the house and trying to put off packing because tomorrow I'm taking my rig and my clothes and going to Peru for a few days and then I'll be homeless again. But that's a little too heavy for the thread that became flaming in 8.3 minutes I got nuthin
  17. If the topic was only to have no topic, then by keeping it on topic it keeps going without one! Get your mind wrapped around THAT! I got nuthin
  18. I'll keep drinkin if you post the other orb I got nuthin
  19. I think right now I'm both, and a quarter drunk at that! I got nuthin
  20. When I grow up I wanna be a recovering alcoholic...I'm already halfway there
  21. J Cook, thanks a lot for the offer brother but the snapshot from VLC turned out OK and it saves my lazy ass from downloading anything! I happened to be watching it in VLC when I decided I wanted a photo, never knew that function was there. Cheers! I got nuthin
  22. Does anybody know of a decent, free downloadable software that I can use to pull stills out of a DVD? I got nuthin
  23. After I joined the titanium club I was on vicoden for my recovery. I was a little twitchy when I got off them but nothing serious. I'd prefer that to spending a day travelling in airports without smoking bubbles. I got nuthin
  24. S.M.P.? Smoke More Pot??? Stupid Motherfuckin Pussy? Stop Making Posts? Sometimes Midgets Puke? Sambuca Minimizes Problems? I got nuthin