lippy

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  1. Attain status of 'Skydiving's Biggest Stary' I got nuthin
  2. I'm impressed you got Crown Royal on the list. I almost bought a bottle of that this morning in a duty free shop, but grabbed a Buchanan's 18 year single malt instead. Buchanan's or Johnnie Walker Gold's where it's at. I got nuthin
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    Merry X-Mas

    Care to show us how you like to do the naked Santa outfit? Purely for educational purposes of course I got nuthin
  4. I want a C-150 with a midget 4-way team I got nuthin
  5. I was told to pretend I was fucking a leper and I didn't wanna touch it Also, 'stick your dick out and fuck the world' I got nuthin
  6. You guys wanna see painful?...THIS is painful... I can't believe people are this fucking stupid!! You're shocked that there's stupid people on a show which chose Jeff Foxworthy for a host??? I got nuthin
  7. That 4-way team needs to work on their exit count I got nuthin
  8. "Hey Bobby-Joe! We're leavin it here, I always wanted a house with a swimmin pool" I got nuthin
  9. At least we know which side of the road to drive on! I got nuthin
  10. I used to tell EVERYBODY! Not bragging or claiming to be a 'pro', it was just so new and exciting and I wanted to share. Now it's usually not worth the trouble I got nuthin
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    Base Humping

    http://www.struttergear.com/products/BASEHUMPING_INFOPAGE.html -clicky! I got nuthin
  12. I made a deal with The Big Guy; I get two freebies a day. So yeah, I'm still killin 'em I got nuthin
  13. Steve Johnson....Wait a minute, that can't be right If things go as planned I'll be jumping in Brazil the first week of 2008 I got nuthin
  14. With the Skype thing right there in the subject it makes it SO easy! But they ain't answerin. You should have a dude answer the phone next time with 'this is Eugene'. I got nuthin
  15. You're wideness probably isn't a huge factor here, but just to be safe you should lay off the BK for a while I got nuthin
  16. Most 'pro' skydivers can't afford a bar. The only other people as much fun to screw with are psychology students that try to analyze you at a party. My favorite line when they started in on what was the reason I was getting drunk: "Well, (long pause, look sad) I drink to forget." "What are you trying to forget." "I dunno. (pause, big smile) COOL!!! IT WORKED!!!" I got nuthin
  17. Complete with a complete collection of 'I'm with Stupid ->' t-shirts in a variety of colours and arrow directions I got nuthin
  18. I can hear the banjos! Too bad Billy can't I got nuthin
  19. Just show up at their place stinkin drunk, then everybody's even. (Wear a urine-soaked Santa suit for good measure) I got nuthin
  20. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm Although I'm sure some of us could learn a little from her courtesy I got nuthin
  21. Ohhhhhhhhhhh he DEFINITELY needs the hotwheels loop. It'll help bleed off speed and give some style points! I got nuthin
  22. Nah, sometimes we do some other cool shit in between! I got nuthin
  23. Are you trapped in a monkey cage? I got nuthin
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    ESL school in UK?

    What an American thing to say!!! I got nuthin
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    ESL school in UK?

    An Argentinian co-worker wants to take an ESL school, preferably in England. I'll check around online but thought somebody on here might know about something........Anybody? I got nuthin