lippy

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  1. lippy

    Chilly!

    Some days I wanna move back to AB...Thanks for fixin that! They shouldn't even keep track below -20. Once it gets below that all you really need to know is that it's too fucking COLD!!!! I got nuthin
  2. Well shit I leave the country and y'all go gettin good planes out there. I was thinking there was only Pitt Meadows and Niagra with King Airs and Burnaby with the Otter. Sorry for my mistake I got nuthin
  3. Skydive Niagra also has a nice plane and good vibes...Both Burnaby and Niagra are kick-ass DZs and they account for 2/3 of Canada's turbine skydiving fleet. I got nuthin
  4. Somebody's gotta know something about this! I got nuthin
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    Clerks II

    Well look at you, telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin....Who's racist NOW?!?!? I got nuthin
  6. The weather's beautiful but fucking Chavez has the airport in Higuerote shut down for somethin which means Skydive Ven is outta commision till Feb. 7 I got nuthin
  7. So this has been on my mind for a while. If I was to grab a cat from South America...Or China, whatever, and take it to the US - Would he be able to communicate with the other cats, or would he be meowing in Chinese? Would the American cats shun their new aquaintance because he spoke a different language or would they work to understand each other? Would male cats be more sexually attractive to female cats of other races? Or are cats just cats? Please discuss I got nuthin
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    Clerks II

    I'm takin it back!!!! I got nuthin
  9. Coffee is good but when it shoots out of your nose it's hot and burny I got nuthin
  10. lippy

    BillyVance

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I got nuthin
  11. I'll never doubt you again I got nuthin
  12. "hypervitaminosis"?!?!?! That sounds made-up. No way am I searching it I got nuthin
  13. Sorry to hear 'bout the bitching, but CONGRATS on getting full time with benifits
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    Funny titles

    The radio station I listen to in the mornings has a great morning show...Every morning they announce porn stars' birthdays and name off a few of their films. Some of the shit these names are funny as hell I got nuthin
  15. I don't think there's anything written in stone, but the biggest thing is proving canopy skills. You're probably not going to be exiting over an airport which means there'll be new obstacles, less rescources to determine wind directions... I think exit altitude is generally around 5K. When the jumpers leave, the balloon will want to shoot up, so the pilot doesn't want to be at his ceiling already. I do know of one time where the pilot (I think it was Burner but not 100% sure) went higher for a tandem. I got nuthin
  16. lippy

    183

    Why, is he a Mod yet??? Maybe HH is about to roll out the turd forum...I think'd be suprisingly popular and I can't think of a better mod No, I haven't heard that hell has frozen over yet. Walt I got nuthin
  17. I feel your pain dude. I'm stuck in a shitty oilfield town with nothing to do but work and drink. Hopefully I'll be hitting Florida in two weeks for some jumping though
  18. I'm planning on flying to Miami for a skydive weekend and I'm trying to decide which DZ to hit. Skydive Miami and Sebastion are the two closest I think. I'm hoping to go somewhere with: -Good vibes and the chance to get on some good belly dives -A gear store cause I need a new helmet. -On-site rigging where I can get the lower section of my brake lines replaced in the evening or rent a canopy while it's done during the day -A decent hotel that's within staggering distance of the DZ. Anybody have any suggestions on which of the two DZs best fits the description, or if there's another that's not too far from Miami? I got nuthin
  19. I've learned how to open a non-twist off beer with a cigarette lighter. New Orleans Skydive was a Heineken DZ. I got nuthin
  20. lippy

    I was robbed.

    Yeah I've been listening to Cjay92 online and it doesn't seem like it's too cold in Calgary. I don't think I'll be able to pull off a transfer and I'm kinda hessitant to leave this company after 6 years. I almost took a job in GP with another company back in September but when I handed in my resignation here they offered me the Argentinian project and I took it. There's a lot of really great people here and the work is challenging, but in general the people from this part of the country are lazy ignorant loud assholes and it takes it's toll on a guy after living here for a while. I don't like to generalize about people like that, but honestly if you ask any Venezuelan about Maracuchos they'll tell you that they're assholes. Even more so if you're talking to an actual Maracucho. I got my phone back for 70,000Bs so at least I don't have to fight with the IT guy again
  21. Would discussions of other female body parts be allowed in the boobie forum? I got nuthin
  22. lippy

    Caption Contest

    "I can't believe those assholes at Trix said they want a 'funner' rabbit. I'm plenty fun goddammit!" I got nuthin
  23. lippy

    I was robbed.

    I guess mugged would be a better word for it yeah. And no worries on the drink driving, when we're goin for beers the truck stays in the apartment. A friend of mine called my phone and we're going to meet the guy who has it in a few hours. He wants 100,000 Bolivars (like $20 at the black market exchange rate) for the phone. It's 5pm here and our mechanic just showed up here at the base. If I hadn't gotten mugged I would've had my phone when they called at 6am for me to go with him to rig up a unit on the lake, so at least I got out of a day of work over this. I got nuthin
  24. I like beech sky. I think beechy would be a cool nickname. All the best for Tink! I got nuthin