lippy

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  1. For some reason I really thought the word 'herpes' was gonna kick off your post I got nuthin
  2. All this talk about bestiality, but I'm pretty sure they prefer the term 'inter-species erotica' I got nuthin
  3. 3 Americans were among 15 people rescued today. I'm working in Colombia and this afternoon when the news broke, there was an awesome vibe amongst everybody. Really good news
  4. I'm just about to head out to Bogota Beer Co. with another Canadian
  5. To whom would they bring the sammiches? I got nuthin
  6. lippy

    Warning!

    I was with you up until the 'stop excessive masturbation' part...... I'll be back in a minute I got nuthin
  7. lippy

    WALL-E

    goggles? I got nuthin
  8. Are you trying to take this to SC or what? I got nuthin
  9. Sorry Gia, whuffos just don't get it I got nuthin
  10. The last time I bought peanut butter in Venezuela it cost me $15 for a little jar. But then gas is only $.04/litre there, go figure I got nuthin
  11. I once flew my Stilleto into a parked 182 (that I'd recently pulled out of the hanger and put in that exact spot). Did a good number on the plane and also my tib and knee. And now I've got video proof that I'm an idiot I got nuthin
  12. I have never heard a single soul say that and have never seen anyone write that. Why is it you hear this all the time? In the incidents forum a newbie suggested this as a possible cause of the recent fatality in Perris. He was quickly educated by some of the more experienced jumpers in the forum. Aside from that I've never heard of this. I got nuthin
  13. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlQUsetb1KY I got nuthin
  14. An Ethiopian restaurant???? Does Sally Struthers work there? I got nuthin
  15. You guys gotta mellow out...Go smoke a doobie or something
  16. Funny, in most of the pics from the bar last night I'm doing the same thing I got nuthin
  17. The other thing to do for a nekkid jump is stash some clothes on the other side of the airport and just land over there. The effectiveness of this plan depends on your airport layout, the level of your sneakiness, and how much your fellow skydivers are willing to fuck with you I got nuthin
  18. lippy

    skydivers

    The Movie is WAYYY longer than 10 mins
  19. lippy

    Things to ponder

    did ya click the smileys I got nuthin
  20. You jerked Ralff off ? Might wanna loosen the ole grip a bit, yer makin' him dizzy! Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaawwwd........Jimmmmmmm....LOL - that's just wrong on so many levels! I hear say that Andy has soft hands, just close your eyes and pretend Would just closing his eyes be enough or would he need a noseplug too? I hear pikeys smell fucking awful. I got nuthin
  21. lippy

    A bag retired

    My old gear bag has finally had it. I've had this thing for over 10 years, in over 10 countries, it's faithfully carried my skydiving gear to over 25 dropzones. It's been my pillow in airports, my carrier of jumping and non-jumping related things alike. But most of all, it's been my friend...And now the wheels have fallen off. I'm really, really gonna miss it. Funeral proceedings will take place at the casino down the street. In lieu of flowers buy me whiskey. Such a sad, sad day I got nuthin
  22. Airport bars are wierd like that. You see people getting slammed at ALL hours of the day. I got nuthin
  23. You forgot to include the basics of urinal etiquette in number 15. Outside of intermissions of concerts and sporting events, men should never use adjacent urinals. If you've got a buffer urinal, USE IT! I got nuthin