lippy

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  1. That's just got SOOOO much potential! But the words just ain't comin I got nuthin
  2. Dempsters 12 Grain with lettuce, dijon, mayo, deli ham and medium chedder! Mmmmmmmmmmmm I got nuthin
  3. When I had a little more then 200 jumps we went up in a 182 looking for a hole in solid clouds from 4K up to 7K. We were at 9000' and the guy spotting looked at us, pointed east and said "the DZ's 2 miles THAT way boys, we're going tracking!" and he bailed. I didn't think twice and chased him out, followed him into the clouds tracking my ass off. Came out of the clouds on the bottom end and the first thing I see is his parachute coming out in what seemed like the exact location I was heading for. After tracking balls-out for over 5000' I pitched in half a second. Bruised my ribs up pretty bad. Just because somebody has 5000 jumps doesn't mean you should chase them out of a plane without a second thought My "Really" stupid thing I've done is best shared over a beer and a showing of the video I got nuthin
  4. lippy

    My new pet cat

    I'm sitting on the patio in front of the restaurant at my hotel eating and this cat jumps up on the chair beside me and starts cleaning himself. When he was done he looked at my and meowed so I scratched his head. Without skipping a beat the little guy just jumped over and is sitting on my lap purring like a mofo. Okay, as I'm typing SHE tried to jump up on the keyboard. I grabbed her and now see that she's a fully pregnant mothercat. Yeah, this is my exciting Saturday night. There's some political shit happening in Bolivia and HR sent out an 'All white people stay indoors tonight' email so this is as active as it gets I got nuthin
  5. I haven't used a digital watch in like 10 years. It's all about the Fossil I got nuthin
  6. edit: That poor poor jew I got nuthin
  7. Did you replace the divot? I got nuthin
  8. Dude you got it BACKWARDS!!!! Open the parachute first, beer second! Nice suit! Congrats! I got nuthin
  9. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3007419;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread I got nuthin
  10. Just move to Venezuela and start dating a chick who doesn't speak english! Eso funcionó para me! I got nuthin
  11. I never knew Lee or talked to him on here, but I remember that his posts were always good for a laugh. Reading this thread and realizing the kind of guy that he was has made an impression. Sincere condolences to those who knew and loved him...BSBD Skinny I got nuthin
  12. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/8319/ Not sure if this is the same, but it came up searching 'Kill Whitey' on ebaumsworld. I didn't see anything on sex pizza, but if it was disturbing as the 10 seconds I saw of kill whitey, that's a damb good thing. ....Walt, I know you've heard it before and I'm sure you'll here it again, but you're one sick M#$@%RFU$#R I got nuthin
  13. Dude that first pic is priceless. Has that made it to The Bonfire for a 'Caption This!'? I got nuthin
  14. Just stand perfectly still...Their vision is based on movement I got nuthin
  15. What about competitive eating whilst stripping? I think ESPN23 is about to roll that out, right after lesbian midget poker (7:30pm Central, 8:30 Eastern) I got nuthin
  16. Luv to! You by chance in Bolivia? I got nuthin
  17. So, sitting alone on a Friday night surfing dz.com with a beer? Feeling guilty? http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm I got nuthin
  18. Dude's still got it I got nuthin
  19. lippy

    Hugs to everyone

    Ahhh shucks Right back at ya girl! I got nuthin
  20. Schweet call on the handles dude I got nuthin
  21. Ummmm, he was banned? I got nuthin
  22. lippy

    Scrotum

    Like a big white raisin I got nuthin