lippy

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  1. I once knew a herpetologist....Sometimes I think of her when it burns to pee I got nuthin
  2. Leisure suit Larry in the land of the lounge lizards I got nuthin
  3. My two favorites are 'Don't forget to Pull' with a little stick-man reaching for his pilot chute, and 'You'll be fine, as long as you don't do anything STUPID'. I got the second one when I was still on crutches due to being stupid I got nuthin
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    Question

    Why isn't there dog food that tastes like dog testicles? I got nuthin
  5. You mean RAFFLERS wouldn't have posted his story about hearing his lost hamster in the wall? I got nuthin
  6. Shouldn't you be handing out carts at Walmart? I got nuthin
  7. I'd never felt such an urge to run...Like a skydiver at a wedding on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon, I had to get out of that place I got nuthin
  8. Give him a quarter Viagra then hold him at a safe distance by his stiff tail I got nuthin
  9. Down the dosage dude I got nuthin
  10. Didn't you see that Seinfeld??? It was a million-to-one shot! I got nuthin
  11. Don't decide to take any advice offered here without first talking to your instructors about it. One thing that helped me in the SL progression was to take an extra second out on the strut. When you start to hang, just take a minute to clear your brain and go through your release, good arch (with no kicking)count sequence and pull. Maybe focussing on the task just before you leave the plane will help set you straight. Good luck, be safe! Edit: Take it easy with the Mexican food before jumping. This might help you keep friends in the plane I got nuthin
  12. How late was it? I've got pulled over a few times late on Saturday night and I'm pretty sure the cops were just fishin for drunks. When they saw I was sobre they let me go with a warning (one time when I had a busted tail light, I'd been speeding and didn't have proof of insurance in the truck). I got nuthin
  13. Cause I've seen that pilot land before I got nuthin
  14. One of your countrymen talked me into trying it last year. When the tandem master burried a toggle at 100 feet I damb near shat myself! Those things fly a lot different then our kit, it's definitely a good time. I got nuthin
  15. That's gotta be hard on the junk I got nuthin
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    The Unit

    I'm confused I got nuthin
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    The Cat

    I think it means Timmy's trapped in the old well I got nuthin
  18. That's a good point, but if it weren't for Skyride being a bunch of turds in the first place the prospective student wouldn't be put in that situation. I got nuthin
  19. It's not right but it'd probably help prevent egging or TPing of house, so hells yeah! I got nuthin
  20. Electronics technologist for an oilfield services company. Between the lab and operations it's at least 50:1. I got nuthin
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    new ipod..

    I'd go for the big one. I'm kicking myself cause I only bought the 2 gig. I got nuthin
  22. Wouldn't you be more likely to bump into him after the fact? I got nuthin
  23. TESTICLES That is all I got nuthin