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What about DoucheBag, DB for short. DB's on the DZ I got nuthin

Yeah but in my original post I spec'd a refridgeration unit, which surely would have some battery/metal functionality I got nuthin

I am by no means the expert and have no idea why the sky is blue, for this you'll have to wait for Bolas...As far as the baseball players, I beleive this is due to them wanting to see just how much their junk has shrank as a result of steroid abuse. I got nuthin

I don't have a whole lot of experience with horses, but I've seen enough of them to know how amazing of an animal they are and I'm sorry for your loss. It sucks that the guy with the colt didn't call you when he saw her going downhill. I got nuthin

I never knew that puppies were hatched from eggs underwater! Thank you so much for teaching me the lesson of the day I got nuthin

At request of cochese....And because this just never gets old. Photo attached. I got nuthin

Hey! I think I saw my cousin/brother on there. I got nuthin

Surprisingly limply. It's been that way for a few weeks now, I'm starting to get scared I got nuthin

Is the guy from my job interview this morning going to call back and offer me work? Will I ever get pubes? I got nuthin

You really need to learn how to use google... http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp That douchebag stole my idea!!! I got nuthin

I was thinking at a soccer game a while back where they didn't serve any alcohol....What about a 'Beer Belly' A rubber belly for skinny fucks like me that's actually a refridgerated beer container. You strap it on and it looks like you're a fat-ass, but really your ready to smuggle beer into any sporting event/movie/wedding without an open bar! Now who's smart enough to make this work? I got nuthin

Yep! I think I'd use something just a tad more robust! Blues, Dave A bubble wrap suit seems good to me I got nuthin

And they use Z1 helmets! I got nuthin

I told you I'm still putting the final touches on you 'I'm too sexy' video. You gave me way too much sheep footage and it's a challenge to fit it all in. I got nuthin

I heart DZ.com! A few weeks ago I reinstalled Windows on my laptop but after downloading all the 'essential' drivers I still couldn't play DVDs. This thread, from 2 years ago straightened me out. Thanks HH!!!! For this and so much more I got nuthin

I'd argue 2 drunks=1 sober guy, no? I got nuthin

Other points of view can be valid. Being closed-minded about it is just wrong. Consider situational viewpoints. Kevorkian may have been right...and many people believe so. Katee...why the hell didn't you put this in SC? I agree that there are other valid points of view, but I understood the original post as saying that intervention or trying to help a suicidal person is a violation of their rights. I got nuthin

Dude I hope you're trolling, even so that's just wrong I got nuthin

Well shit Steve now ya done gone and made me all teary-eyed I got nuthin

Maybe they've got shit to do which necessitates the 'fast' food to get and go. I think I have seen a chick or two sitting alone in a Wendys. And this is super-fucked coming from a skydiver. You've got the privilage of knowing skychicks, the coolest ones of all I got nuthin

One thing that really helped me learning to walk again was focussing on heel-toe heel-toe. Especially after getting used to just stomping the cast down and hoping for the best. The crutch coozy (patent pending) helped a lot. Cut a few little holes in a beer coozy and use a pull-up cord to tie it to your crutch. It helps a lot for carrying shit and not having to dig in pockets while balancing strangely. And most importantly....If leaving the DZ after a night of drinking, don't hap-hazzardly throw your crutches in the back of your buddy's truck. It sucks arriving home and realizing that your crutches are somewhere on I-20 and you have to hop up 2 flights of stairs I got nuthin

It's all about paying it forward right? A lot of people helped me 'for free' and for that I like helping newbies with packing or whatever I can in order to give the same favor that somebody gave me in order to get to where I'm at today. But then again, I've never demanded help or got pissed off if somebody said they were too busy to put their livelyhood on hold and run over to hook me up. I got nuthin

I beleive it's the drilling, but we still have a few of our service units on drilling rigs that are owned by expat companies so I'm not sure. As for service companies all the big boys are here as well as quite a few Venezuelan Ma and Pop operations. 6 days from Canada and I can't wait! I got nuthin

This is mostly me bitching about my work, so if you don't want to read somebody bitchin it's a good time to stop reading After almost 6 years working for these guys I think I'm done. I started working for a small oilfield services company back in 2001 fresh out of school and they treated me good. I spent two years in Canada with these guys, a year in Lousianna, 1 in Ft. Worth, 1 year in Odessa TX and now Ojeda Venezuela. Then we got bought out by a slightly bigger company and it was alright, and then we got bought out by a multinational conglomerate and it fucking sucks! Between big company policy and Venezuelan efficiency it's damb near impossible to get anything done, and I'm sick of spending hours and hours to do the simplist of tasks because I've gotta get approval from 8 bosses to buy a fucking wrench. So, next week I'm off to Canada to talk to some people who were smart enough to jump ship when this place started going down hill and now are in pretty nice positions at some pretty nice companies. And for some strange reason they respect me enough after knowing me all these years to offer me work. I'm bummed about leaving Ven and all the cool people I've met here, but with 70-80 hour work weeks, shitty pay and no time off I've had enough. Skydive Venezuela rocks but it's a far-ass trip that gets pretty expensive, and with the frequency I can get out of this town I show up, get a reserve repack, do 4 jumps and realize I've forgotten how to fly, then come back to this shitty town. I'm hoping to move to Calgary where I lived when I learned to jump and the community there is pretty frick'n sweet. One good thing about this last stint was learning Spanish. Now I finally know what that little dog was saying...He wants some Taco Bell I got nuthin

100Bolivars, about $.03 a Liter with a good exchange rate. Venezuela's got 3 good things...Cheap gas, cheap beer and cheap women I got nuthin