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Ferrets are GREAT! But they require a lot of work and attention. I don't know about maintaining a snake, but I assume it's a helluva lot less work. If you get a ferret and you don't have an area that's non-carpeted where they can frolic (I know frolic is kind of a gay word, but if somebody has a better description for what ferrets do I'd like to hear it), then the carpet is gonna get destroyed. If you've got time, and patience, I'd go with a ferret I got nuthin

I'm a little drunk so forgive any grammer but...................FUCK YEAH!!!!! After almost two years of going crazy in Venezuela I finally said fuck it and was about to drop a career that I've been building for six years since I got out of college and start a new job. I went to Canada and got some interviews, got a couple of offers and came back with some ammo to say give me something better or I quit. They reacted faster then I thought, and next weekend I'll be scoping out DZs around Buenos Aires Argentina! But that'll only be for two weeks max while getting my Argentina work shit in order, then it's off to more shitty oilfield towns which don't seem to have any jumping close by. But I'll be training the locals and bouncing around Argentina and Bolivia enough that I'm bound to find a DZ somewhere. And now I'm reporting directly to the LAO manager instead of some dipshit who can bearly find his office in the morning and fires my staff and expects me to do the work of 3 people...It's gonna suck after I clean up Argentina/Boliva and come back North cause here will have fallen apart even more, but from this point on Ojeda Venezuela is no longer my home. I got nuthin

It says right here....Wilferd Brimley can get us 15% off of our diabetes medication I got nuthin

I'd say they popped out above the pilot I got nuthin

After meeting so many cool skydivers I can no longer accept the company of people who suck. I got nuthin

This just in, Welshmen have been flocking to the town of Mitchell, Australia in record numbers I got nuthin

Maybe the caution tape was there from an other, unrelated plane crash I got nuthin

I think I'm going to be moving to Argentina and I'm wondering what there is for jumping in the areas I'll be in. There's the DZ listing here of course, but I wanted to ask for anybody who knows the scene. I think I'll be spending most of my time between Comodoro and Neuquen, anybody know of some DZs in the area? DZ.com Dropzones shows one DZ in Neuquen but the ad hasn't been updated in 6 years, there's no website and they didn't answer the phone number listed. Also, where's the belly-fly scene in the BA area? I got nuthin

You win. Yeah, I was thinking, best goddamn caption ever. Your right Billy. How in the hell can you top that! It's perfect!!!! [Austin Powers Voice]Why thank you![/Austin Powers Voice] I got nuthin

If you call your phone company can you block her number from your phone? Not a fool-proof solution of course, but if they're only half-assed crazy as opposed to 'My imaginary friends are siamese twins joined at the nipple' crazy, it might be enough to detour her. I hope you get her off your back by whatever means necessary I got nuthin

The pilot just couldn't wait to get back to the hanger and crack a long-neck I got nuthin

I kicked a coworker out of my lab this morning for violation of his final warning about Kanye West on the stereo I got nuthin

Dude I opened this thinking it would be a post about an airline....Then I was like 'Ahhhhhhhh, that's KLM'...Then I cheated and googled it. You're old I got nuthin

You fucker! Hell, it WAS an ole Sony Walkman that gave me my Tinnitus problem 16 years ago! It has been touch and go ever since. That's too bad, if you weren't fucking deaf you might have heard her messing around the VCR I got nuthin

QuoteThere is not a guy on this website or the entire world that would not pay money to have sex with her looking like that.Quote I've got a feeling that the dude who's on Youtube balling his fucking eyes out for her isn't too interested...Somehow I just don't think she's his type. I got nuthin

Wasn't that fatefull jump from just a little lower? I got nuthin

You'd need a lot of wind to cover 10KM, but it is a fun skydive for sure, no matter how far you're going. There's nothing like watching the sun go down while you're under canopy at 9K drinkin a 'soda pop' I got nuthin

Dude I get winded holding the gas pedal down for 18.4 miles. The fact that you're out there running it earns you my respect, for what that's worth I got nuthin

If the clouds are low then what else ya gonna do? I've had a handfull of sub-2K jumps. I've got no problem getting out at 1800' with my current gear, assuming that I packed it knowing that my next jump was going to be an 1800' exit. But I had a few hundred jumps before I ever got out of a plane below 2500. I got nuthin

One Friday night after work we were drinking some beers and I was telling another Canadian that I hadn't even been in a hospital since I moved to the US. First jump Saturday I ROYALLY fucked up a landing and got my dumb ass taken straight to one I got nuthin

Was Road Trip on TNT last night? I got nuthin

Dude if you have 21 jumps and your DZ is letting you out much below 3K, you might want to see where else there is to jump in the area. Good call on the new minimum altitude rule

I've got Will Ferrel from Anchorman saying: I got nuthin

If you really wanna rip 'em, go for the scrotum I got nuthin

A hop-n-pop is getting out of the plane and opening your parachute without doing too much in between, right? I don't think the altitude is as important as the dive plan. I've done at least 50 hop-n-pops from 10,000ft. I got nuthin