lippy

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  1. And if a midget who couldn't swim came riding his unicycle down the path??? That, my friends, is when things turn ugly. I got nuthin
  2. That's why it's called 'The Stranger' I got nuthin
  3. I really don't know and I don't understand people who are so ademant in their beliefs on the subject. There's a lot of space out there and it's been there for a long time. That's all we know. I don't agree that this in itself is enough to say we're not alone, and I don't agree that just because we don't have proof yet that means we are alone. If there's proof then cool, but until there is nobody can argue with certainty for either side. I got nuthin
  4. Will Ferrel's version of 'Dust in the Wind' from Old School. No reason really, except for that's what I'd like to listen to in space. I got nuthin
  5. A few years ago in Canada we were 3 in a 182. 2 guys doing some CReW and me on a solo. I opened and realized that I was WAY south of the DZ and was going to land in the woods. I saw a clearing in the trees beside a road with a couple of pickup trucks sitting there and decided that this would be my ride home. There was no wind and I came in with a little swoopy-swoop and stopped about 10' from the trucks. When I looked over this highschool kid was smoking a doobie. He took it out of his mouth long enough to say 'cool' while stifling a cough, then kept on puffin. Seeing as I was done skydiving for the day I helped finish the doobie then they gave me a lift back to the DZ. It was the fastest beer-light transition I've ever had
  6. You may have learned that sooner in life had you ever spent the night with a woman I got nuthin
  7. I spent yesterday afternoon on a lake fixing a generator in a little steel box that's been sitting in 100+ degree temperatures for months. When I fired up the generator and kicked in the AC my coveralls damb near froze stiff I got nuthin
  8. Maybe the camera guy's his friend too! Congrats Dude! That looks like a kick-ass way to bring in 100! I got nuthin
  9. Not. Skydivers are just like everyone else. Some are cool, some are jerks. As a group I think skydivers have an extremely low number of assholes per capita. Of course there's some dicks, but most of them don't stick around too long I got nuthin
  10. True Dat dude! How long are you in Bogota for? If you're killing time, head up to Zona Rosa, in the area of calle 16 and carretera 78. Or just ask a taxi to take you to the Hard Rock Cafe and go walking from there. There's some really cool cafes/bars and restaurants in the streets, all with patios and almost all the people I've met there rock. Some cools shops there too. It's my favorite all-time city, except for knowing that when I'm there it's just to pass through to the jungle I got nuthin
  11. The Niggar Family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2x4TxXAHbs I got nuthin
  12. Remember, you can't spell analyze without 'anal' I got nuthin
  13. With respect to some of the quick repairs I sometimes have to do at work: 'This is really nothing more then putting a bandaid on a sucking flesh wound' I got nuthin
  14. Yes. Why do you think I'm on dizzy.com? To solicit opinions of Vanna White? As long as we're on the subject, what kind of name is Vanna? Were her parents nomadic vegan hippies? I got nuthin
  15. Cool! My illegal immigrant makes no usefull sounds, only muffled screams from the trunk. I got nuthin
  16. You're an extremely bored man aren't you? I got nuthin
  17. lippy

    ecards?

    I normally never send those things but I just sent my pregnant sister the 'try not to let anyone steal your baby. I got nuthin
  18. I remember one Mad TV skit from a few years ago where George W. parachuted into Iraq with pro wrestler HHH to 'Open up a can of whoopass' on Bin Laden. Funny as SHITE!!! Quite a few of the old MadTV folks are tied pretty close with Family Guy too. Alex Borstein is the voice of almost every female character edited because I'm a retard I got nuthin
  19. I've got no pics, but I hope you have a good B-day. And stop dwelling on the bad, think about it as a chance to start your 26th year fresh and have some good times I got nuthin
  20. Rice Crackers What else we got? (Please no video of a rice cracker being launched from a vagina) I got nuthin
  21. It's in the PIMs (CSPA) but I don't know about the SIM. I'm imagine somebody who knows more about USPA will chime in. I got nuthin
  22. Raw bacon gives you cancer I got nuthin
  23. What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hameed What do you call an even drunker Muslim? Mo-Hameed What did the wino say after he beat up the nun? 'Take that Batman!!!' I got nuthin
  24. By the book all of your jumps should be signed no matter how many jumps you have, and at your jump numbers it's even more important, as the log book entries aren't 'official' without a sig, and you're going to need official logs for your A, B, C, D and whatever other licenses you'll be looking for. Also, there's some DZs who won't even let you jump if the last jump to prove you're current hasn't been signed, and they'll enforce that on people with THOUSANDS of jumps. Congrats on finishing AFF! I got nuthin