lippy

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  1. Are you used to hearing that right after 'there there' in a reassuring voice while being patted on the head? I got nuthin
  2. There's a few on skydivingmovies.com. Not sure if this is one of the other sources you're already aware of. I got nuthin
  3. That shit looks SUPER-sketchy! Is that a parachute straddling the tail? I got nuthin
  4. That's somethin your flying skills won't help with...Don't ever say 'my first' Best of luck getting into the sport, you're gonna have a blast! I got nuthin
  5. Dude on my second-last jump last weekend my sinuses clogged and I got HUGE pain in my left ear. I was stupid enough to do the last jump and I didn't get hearing back in that ear till this morning, it came with a huge sinus headache too. For the last two days I've been thinking I'm gonna turn out like YOU Could be worse. Billy could turn out like you. He might not mind waking up 20 years younger with a huge ck No, I meant a dumfuck who can't fly worth shit. Oh, in that case you're right, it could be worse I got nuthin
  6. Dude on my second-last jump last weekend my sinuses clogged and I got HUGE pain in my left ear. I was stupid enough to do the last jump and I didn't get hearing back in that ear till this morning, it came with a huge sinus headache too. For the last two days I've been thinking I'm gonna turn out like YOU Could be worse. Billy could turn out like you. He might not mind waking up 20 years younger with a huge ck I got nuthin
  7. Fuck the fucking fuckers!!!! I got nuthin
  8. I don't know if he (she)was banned, but in the last little while they haven't been raising shit in the skyride thread, that's all I was making reference to I got nuthin
  9. Dude on my second-last jump last weekend my sinuses clogged and I got HUGE pain in my left ear. I was stupid enough to do the last jump and I didn't get hearing back in that ear till this morning, it came with a huge sinus headache too. For the last two days I've been thinking I'm gonna turn out like YOU I got nuthin
  10. While he was not a regular asshat, whatever happened to skypapa? Did he get banned? Oh I fondly remember those days when you could sit back in a lawn chair with a beer and read the 'what can we do about skyride2 thread' I'm gonna miss skypapa I got nuthin
  11. Skydive Venezuela's got an Anatov-28 that's kinda like a mini-skyvan. Still takes 23 jumpers though I got nuthin
  12. I needed a laugh right now, thanks you deaf bastard! I got nuthin
  13. lippy

    Deodorant

    I use AXE. I'm still waiting for the gang of hot chicks to chase me down like in the commercials though I got nuthin
  14. Hm. When I was an instructor, we re-worded it to "Pain reinforces the learning experience." Wendy W. Kinda goes along with 'if you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough doesn't it? I got nuthin
  15. Definitely a nice list but there's some pretty schweet C-182 DZs out there too. I think at the end of the day it's all about feeling the vibe of the place. I got nuthin
  16. lippy

    Zoodive?

    There were nothing but assholes and elbows everywhere I turned! I got nuthin
  17. Done and done! On the front page I didn't see Kyle Lindsay anywhere...If you click on Elusion it'll take you there (Or if that's not right then I voted for the wrong people). I like their sound I got nuthin
  18. A few weeks back I made travel plans last-minute and hte company couldn't get me a hotel so they put me in a staff house with two guys. I had to work Sunday so I took it easy on Saturday night but the boys went out and got PLOUGHED. I got up Sunday morning and went to the bathroom and when I opened the door it hit the legs of somebody sitting on the john. I said sorry and went to the other bathroom to brush my teeth. When I left the bathroom there was a pair of boxers in front of the first bathroom COVERED in shit. Wow, that's wierd! So I finished getting ready for work and went to the kitchen for a coffee, and find this dude passed out, bear-ass nekid at the kitchen table. I left at that point and found a hotel in the next town over. Apparently after I left the dude got up from the table and crawled into bed with the other dude in the house. I got nuthin
  19. Maybe it's some kinda riddle. I got nuthin
  20. That's worthy of a 'Caption This' thread I got nuthin
  21. Beer! Aside from alcoholism, is there anything it can't cure? I got nuthin
  22. "And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...For there you have been, and there you will long to return" -DaVinci "What we often describe as human nature is really human habit" -I dunno "You've been mostly dead all day" -Princess Bride "Dude, I'm FUCKED UP!!!" -Me I got nuthin
  23. You raise some good points I hadn't thought of before, and you've tossed more students then I have jumps. I'm also not an instructor although I've spent a shiteload of time in Cessnas watching students get pitched. I still think the Canadian way is better though(much like our beer). The student doesn't have to turn around on exit and there's less shuffling around between students. With the instructor on his knees facing the back of the plane, he can watch everything and keep an eye on what's happening as well as make eye contact with the students in the back of the plane, to reassure them or distract them from dwelling on how scared they are. If they're about to get sick he can throw them a spare static line bag, and if they can't figure out the mechanics of a seatbelt they shouldn't be allowed to get out the door. Although in a rare case that a pilot passes out and the JM happens to be a pilot, facing frontwards is a damb good place to be. I got nuthin
  24. There's lots of local footage 'out there' but sometimes hard to find online. Some skydivers are crazy but most have enough sense not to broadcast the evidence. I got nuthin