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What you did not add is that the Minister will then procede to supply three phone numbers of three building firms. One he is the director of One his brother is a director of One his wife is a director of

Aggiedave.....which one is you?? See attachment. Might be work safe depending where you work

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One just for Bluefingers. Gatjiepie is spuls. Hy't lank laas 'n stukkie gehad. So hy gaan maak 'n draai by Maraai se huis. "Haai Meraai, hoeveel vir 'n stukkie" vra hy. "Tien Rand" se sy "Nee man" se hy "Ek het net vyf bob in my sak. Hoe lyk dit vir 'n bietjie discount. Ek sal net my puntjie nat maak" Maraai skeem soe 'n bietjie en om die waarheid te se het sy ook lak laas 'n pomp gevang. "Ja, ok" se sy "Maar jy maak net jou puntjie nat" Daars die twee nou om die draai en hulle voer nou die 'transaksie' uit. Gatjip is 'n man van sy woord en hy gooi net vlak. "Haai Gatjip, jy is werklik 'n man van jou woord, jy maak net jou puntjie nat" se Maraai. n' Minute later kom Gamat om die draai en hy tjek die ding voor hom. Soos hy staan en kyk kan hy nie verstaan hoekom Gatjiep nie diep gooi nie. Hy loop toe vorentoe en sit sy size 10 stewel op Gatjip se gat en druk vir hom. "Naai Gamat" gil Gatjip "Nou trap jy vir my diep in die skuld in"

The Seven Wize Men! Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,with a hammer and chisel,he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin,by using red velvet,the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

and the big bad wolf jumped out in front of Little Red Riding hood and said. "Little Red Riding Hood, I am going to eat you up" said Little Red Riding Hood " Ok so long as you fuck me afterward"

and Little Red Riding Hood parted the long grass. and there she spied the big bad wolf. "Why do you have such big eyes Mr Wolf" she asked. "because I am taking a shit, you nosy bitch"

Humpty Dumpty Sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpt had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the king's men Had scrambled eggs for a week.

Moses went to mount Olive So Popeye hit him.

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her big dog a french letter. When she got there the cupord was bare. So they did it without It was better.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a jolly good fuck. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they're in the kak.

Hey diddle, diddle The cat had a fiddle And the cow blew up on the launching pad.

Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner Eating His brother.

Here are some good vibes all the way from the good old Peoples Banana Republic of South Africa. Catch them with caution as I have to throw them flipping hard. ))))))))))))))))))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VIBES

Bored are we?????

Splinters in soft tissue will make a person cranky

Hell sue me. How am I to know that cartoons are considered subversive in the corporate US of A.

One clear and moonlit night Skreamer and Clay found out to their horror that they had friends who's perversions surpased even their own. See attachment........Sorta safe for work.

I'll help the silly canuck out. Babees!!!!!!

Let me think and I am speaking under correction here. I am getting rusty with regards to my aircraft. WW2 The Hawker Typhoon, originally developed as a fast interceptor was considered a failure at it's designated task. This aircraft was then 'armoured', re-equiped and turned into one of the best tank busters of the period. The Russian Sturmovik was a dedicated attack aircraft. Slow, armoured, tough as nails with excellent loiter time. The Soviets swore by it to the point that it became the most built aircraft of the period. The Nazies feared it above all. The German Fw 190 D slotted into the same catagory. After 6 years of intense warfare all sides knew what CAS was...they were masters at it. Vietnam The US could not dust the old A1 Skyraider off fast enough when they realised that the F4's, F101's and Super Sabers were just too fast and had no real loiter time. Once again tough, heavy weapon load and extended time over target took precidence over speed and 'gadgets'. South African Bush war Aging Aermacchi 399 trainers were armoured up, bombed up and used to great effect. Where the Dasault Mirages had struggled with their high speeds and short legs. Seems like the only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH You are nuts sister. OW OW OW OW EINA

I don't shave my legs or armpits. I don't wear make up. There is not a bra in the house. Neither are there any high heels. I work on my own car and bikes. I hang out with girls. I eat 'meat' and love boobies Yup I am a lesbian woooooo hooooo

So am I to assume you are a vagitarian?

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