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Probably.....still appropriate though. So due credit to the link in the above post...or my mail box which is where I found them. Wondering little buggers aren't they
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Corner of London street and Greenpoint main. You can get other stuff there as well. In fact if you pay enough she will tell you she loves you..
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In the 'How did we survive' thread a fair number of you bemoaned the fact that the newer versions of Lego stunt the imagination. Sorry guys I really beg to differ with you. See attachments and follow the numbering sequence ..you know 1 2 3 4..........Safe For Work
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I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Sipho Mthethwa and I asked: "How did you ever get a name like Sipho Mthetwa, being a Chinese man?" "Many, many years ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Home Affairs Document Centre. Man in front was big black man. Lady at counter look at him and ask, "What your name?" He say, "Sipho Mthethwa" Then she look at me and ask, "What your name?" I say, "Sem Ting."
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Jeeze Dude. You have not even got here and you are already threatening us with chemical warfare.
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Bwhahahahahaha
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WoooHooo You are going to have to fly on your belly because I most certainly cannot go on my head. That said my FF suit is coming......soooon. If you look at the map there is a road running direct from Citrus to Ceres but be warned 4x4 territory only or at least a bakkie with road clearance. If you are going by car it is Citrusdal--Pieketberg--Porterville--Tulbagh--Ceres. All in all 140km one way.
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and exactly when are you popping around to see said view again Mr Walls
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All year....this is Africa
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To say nothing of a South African one.........oops there again maybe not
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Bwhahahahaha....me too
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"Hey Bluefingers hurry up with that cattie, we have got us a man to burn"
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Ah the old rubber bungee around the dead mans handle trick. Not clever. As to why, his hands were getting tired fighting with the hose and holding the handle down so he chose to take the handle out of the equation. What grit/shot was he using?
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Hey Nacmac No worries, I get you. I have seen my share of bodies and crushed limbs when things go wrong. It is not a thing to laugh at. Hell I once ended up in China to repair yellow phospherous ISO tank containers that we had manufactured and they were starting to leak. Not funny and damn scary. To clarify my previous post. When I saw the pics my first thought was of an engineer standing in front of his boss trying to explain exactly why a X million dollar steel structure was lying at the bottom of the sea and why it was not his fault. I have been there hence the giggle....I did state that it was perverse. Andre
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Jeyes fluid, chlorine and phosphate fertilizer. Wooooo Hooooo I had almost forgotten about that.
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Hell when I was a child we did not even have TV in South Africa never mind video games. Mechanical pinball was the thing. Every day was mischief day. You got caught you got wacked. If you got away with it you did something even more silly until you eventually got wacked. I watch my 10year old nephew growing up now. He misses out on so much. BTW does any body here know 'kleilat'(afrikaans term) I don't know an english one. Simply put a person cuts a thin whiplike branch from a tree. At the tip of the branch you kneed on a small ball of river clay, about half the size of a golf ball. When you whip the branch over you shoulder the clay flies of at a speed approaching mach1 and hopefully you hit your friend, preferably in the face. I used to be damn accurate with one of those things. Jeeze now they call it 'paintball' or 'lazerquest' ... bah
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By remembering him as he was. Do that and a little bit of him will always live on inside of you. Try treat others as he might have and a little bit of him will live on in the world around you. My deepest sympathies.
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Oooooops. Well that will never be the same again. Why is it that engineers always take some sort of quiet perverse pleasure when other engineers fuck up.
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Is there such a thing as an Anti-Social Skydiver ?
Scratch replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
Siiigh. I feel much better after reading the 'cold' thread. -
cold !!!! Wazzat????? I live in Africa. Bwhahahahahahahaha. Hee hee hee hee hee hee. SUCKERS!!!!!! Nyuck Nyuck Snigger. Giggle Titter Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry guys...I cannot help myself. Around here 45F is considered cold.....very cold. In summer...we jump In autumn....we jump In winter.......we jump In spring..............get the picture. Welcome to South Africa where the beer is cheap, the women are beautiful and every day is Boogie day.
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Is there such a thing as an Anti-Social Skydiver ?
Scratch replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. -
Is there such a thing as an Anti-Social Skydiver ?
Scratch replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
Yes ME now P!ss off................. -
Ah, Sounds Big brotherish
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Automatic Transmission Fluid???
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You can either mindlessly post whore...or... SFW