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Scratch replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Eh good ideeya. Putu, beeyas and a skaapkop in the pot. Jus leave the AK47 outside. The Shebeen Mama got beeg probem with guns in the house. -
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Scratch replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Ja cool. Singing "Kill the Texan. Kill the poll whore..hau hau" Hau Feengas. Afta the braai we go to the smokkie for some skaapkop and beeyas? -
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Scratch replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
"Hey Fingers, grab that petrol and we can show these people a good old SA necklacing" -
Moenie jaloers wees nie Ferdie. Eendag sal jy ook groot word soos ou Scratch.
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Scratch replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Pick something....hell pick two somethings. -
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Scratch replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah thanks DAVE Anybody up for a bit of cross burning and mob violence???? -
Oh dear You must be tired....wee one not sleeping well hmmmm ???
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Ja Ma Ons sal probeer Ma....sommer baie hard, maar eek weet nie of ons dit sal reg kry nie.
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Beter 'n fluit as die klank van 'n vlag wat in die Kaapse suidoos wind wapper
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Ek piss my nou nat
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Or Frostyfanny
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Bleeeech. I am sure the Yeti was involved in some way.
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Quite the opposite in fact. It is really odd having to watch a video in stages.....
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Deal.. I hope you have a big screen TV.
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You Skeem?????
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Hey Bluefingers. If you are referring to a naked dive. I did one on my 100th in winter. -11 degrees C out the door. Yup it is on video, music and all Wanna see? So far I got Finnish Pie. British Pie Namibian Pie Soutpiel Pie Thing are going good
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1000th post
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Thinks to himself "That is not a real Scottish haggis, just a poor copy of one"
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Mmmm. I have messed DOWN my knee on occasion but then I was very drunk. Sorry can't help otherwise.
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Clean up pooh???? Are you sure it was a haggis that you squeezed and not Mininac. I can see it now. Thinks to himself "Mmmm it's playing and screeching but it seems a bit off key. I wonder what is wrong...........OH SHIT!!!! " Makes note to himself. Tartan nappies are not a good idea, even if they do look cool.
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'in tum e scent' The germination of a fart. Smells like puke. Followed by 'in bowel e scent' This smells like fart but it has not made it's physical presence known yet....it is just lurking, there but not there. 'in plane e scent' A disgusting release of 'inbowelesent' into the jumpship after it has stopped lurking and matured enough for release.
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Bwhahahaha
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