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ROFLMAO at Clay. Hey Ferdi. All the guys at Citrusdal want to know how I know that Lisa the Delta 200 pilot has the cutest tattoo on the back of her neck under all that blond hair.

Geeeeze for a moment there I thought you were opening the race debate up again

Have you seen a falcon hunt? I would say the the birdies keep a wary eye out for what is above them.

Just an observation and this may be slightly off topic. One of the family is back in the house. The prodigal son has returned so to speak. He has obviously made good and righted what was wrong...that is fine. My observation is that there is an element here that delights in goading the man. Whether out of malicious intent or simply a sense of mischief. That is not cool. He has handled it well and I imagine he will continue to do so. That said the intentions remain ugly. Like I said, just an observation.

Hey Lummy Don't go poking the sleeping lion cub with a hot fork now.

I have taken a bird (Pigeon) strike on the helmet while bike riding. I was doing about 120-130 kph at the time. It shattered the visor (Thank god for sunglasses) and I had a really sore neck for weeks. How I did not fall off I will never know. From that experience I would say a bird strike in tha face at terminal has very good odds in killing you.

Well said Jasmin

Yup. I hear the sound of running feet. I do believe it is Fallingmarc.

Still is my son. All that rain must have soaked into your brain. Time you come back home to dry out The Guinness may be good that side but the boerewors is better over here. Just ask the chicks

In the beginning...... In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for rugby and cricket matches, going to the beach and braais. He created night for going jolling, sleeping and braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and braais on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, boerewors, steak and prawns for braais, leather for rugby and cricket balls. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created an oke - to go to the rugby and cricket, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this oke was lonely and needed someone to go to the rugby, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the braai with. So God created buddies, and God saw that they were good okes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God saw that the okes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Chicks - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the braai. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day. God sighed, looked around at the twinkling braais, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the okes and chicks, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was damn good .......IT WAS SOUTH AFRICA BTW Oke = Guy Braai = Outdoor cooking over open coals Boerewors = Sausage, hard to explain what it is like. Jolling = partying

Ooops I almost forgot. The Crazy one is up in Swakop at the moment.....jumping

Hey HH You understood Mel correctly. I will be in Swakop on the 26/12 to 4/1 or there abouts. Springbok fynvleis, rice and hunks of bread coming up. Clay I don't hunt...I just cook. I have always believed that if you shoot one of mother natures creatures with a copper jacket she just might decide to shoot you with a planet. That said the hunting around here is good. If you decided to do the African tour thing I can put you in touch with the boys and gals that do hunt. A very good mate of mine has recently taken it up a notch and uses a bow..

Another wise man once said the following. One pussy hair has more pulling power than a 100 ton chain hoist.

Scratch sticks his head in. Does not quite know what to make of all of this. Pulls his head back out and wanders off after Rhino. After thought: There comes a time when people must stop whining about the crappy deal the past has dealt them and just get on with it.

Check the "Proudly South African" thread

Nope, only the men

You mean that things that have been in her mouth have also been in your mouth No wonder she broke up with her B/F

A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "we make em big back home folks". "My boys typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar. Barman says "we were going to call you, everyones been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks " what happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born". The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says " Had him circumcised bro"

Hey Clay. The South Africans take a slightly different approach. If you ever get down South I will treat you to a springbok potjie. Essentially a well hung haunch of springbok cooked in a cast iron pot over an open fire for a period of hours until the meat falls off the bone and fragments. A very social meal.

Bah, lets all beat each other senseless and then go for beer. It always tastes better after a good fight I'll start Hey Rhino, you have got a big butt and you have weird shit growing out of your nose. To make things worse that white dove on your shoulder makes you look like a pansy.

Hey Medic. I fall off the wagon every weekend. Can I come and join your team?

Oh well, there is nothing wrong with the gutter. It may be a little damp but most of my friends are there

So that is what caught your attention

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh If only it were always that easy

I have a few. "Do unto others as you would have done unto you" "What goes around comes around. The longer it take to come around the more speed it picks up" "You can measure a person by the way they walk." (Try it, you will be surprised how effective it is)