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Nah. It isn't like Scratch is trying muscle in on Skreamer's sheep action. That would really upset him. Yup. It's open season on the S.O. but never ever mess with another mans livestock
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I can see it already
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Oh no you mean he can't. LaLa you poor baby. Come to Cape Town and look up ol' Scratch
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Well we have assertained that he has a dick like a stalk and a dick head like a grape.......yup I reckon
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Alternatively I suppose I could say that all Skreamer can do is give head
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Well when you get to the good bit don't clench too hard, grapes are delicate.
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Except Skreamer, his is a stalk top. or would that be carrot top, jeeez I don't know. LaLa help us out here
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The sounds LaLa makes when Skreamer is on the job
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Hey I'm a South African. Wonder away
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CLAY!!!!!!!! jfields is calling, he has a question for you.
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Have you seen the size of sheep droppings. You could keep one happy with a pencil
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Maybe our boy does not have a big enough stalk.
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and use a sheepskin glove
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[replyWho else thinks that this sentence is just plain funny???? Scratch raises hand.
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What Skreamer is doing in Sweden......... and what is going to happen when he gets home to his sweetie. See attachment
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Bwhahahahahahahaha You are quite nasty aren't you. What happend to gentlemen don't tell
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy,"admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you thetruth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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In your defence SMG and friends are very easy on the eye.....but still ....BANG!!!!.....
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BANG!!!!!
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[replyI like to piss off friends(thats why their there, right) when I find out they have sisters the first question you ask is. Does she look like you? then...(here's the sick part) NO MATTER why the answer is you IMMEDIATELY say . Hook me up! that is some funny stuff when the answer is "yes"( you should see the expressions on thier faces but you gotta do it in a crowd of people. it would be VERY weird to say that when no one else is around You are a strange and disturbed man JT
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Well done Clay. The only person where the fall from his post. numbers to his jump numbers would kill him, or be considered decent freefall time.
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whats the best way to put foot prints on my helmet??
Scratch replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
[reply4. Stick the the "mold"(I know there is a word in english for this, what was it?) you just made on your helmet Template -