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Laughing at Dove Ok SWM 34yrs. Looooooooves wildlife documentaries. Respecfully requests that Dove forwards him her wildlife footage.
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Research I asked Skreamer.
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Pack jobs pay well but blow jobs pay better.
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Well said Betsy. They are out there but she cannot see them 'cause when she walks by the guys scatter and hide. Only the poor sods who have to pack get left behind as they have work to do.
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At the very real risk of getting flamed.......he is cute too.
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You definitely are.
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A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG". The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "SLUT!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only men would listen
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He he There is a saying at my end of the world. "A man who shags his wife is hard up"
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I got the name 'Scratch' by managing to fall of my bike at around 100kph(65mph) wearing jeans and a T shirt, no helmet and no gloves. DZ folks sometimes call me 'Sticks'
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This brings new meaning to "Advance Australia fair" See attachment....safe for work
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To the more callous amoung you. Accidents happen quickly, shockingly so and they can happen to anybody. Tomorrow it might be your turn. Would you like people to be laughing then...I don't think so. My condolences to all who knew and loved him.
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Sorry to disappoint your mate. I spent a month in Shanghai a few years back. Shanghai is probably the 'liberal' of the Chinese citys. Nothing, if you want to jump join their army I did have fun trying to explain skydiving in sign language though
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Yup Hey Viking I am not going to give advice. I will leave it to the others but one thing I am going to tell you. When it does happen you are going to think two things and in this order. First. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoooooooHooooooo. Secondly Wow, how the hell did that happen. I just got laid.....but how? What on earth did I do??? Life is so cool
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You aren't willing to use condoms. That is very irresponsible young Justin. Clay or Skreamer might have been there first.
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To truly be a man you must know all things in life.
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Course contents as follows. -How to penetrate a sheep without being kicked in the nuts. -How to catch the unwilling chicken. -Why chickens prefer KY over vasaline. -How to approach a cow correctly. -Why sex with horses is always a bad idea. -Canadians and moose...a case study in rampent passion. -Ducks are difficult for non swimmers. -Dogs ARE a mans best friend. -How to quietly declaw the neighbours cat. -Why it is necessary to declaw the neighbours cat. -Alligators...a study in beastiality and bondage. -Watch them kangeroos feet. -Animals, orgys and HIV/AIDS.
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You sure about that JT?
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Hell froze over remember. I would imagine Clay has found other uses for his fingers.................and palms
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Rabble rouser.
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WooooooHooooooo. Nice one Stormy
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Just a quick note for those of you out there who may have known him. Don MacIntyre one of the pilots at Skydive Citrusdal passed away last night after a battle with cancer. His presence, calm and competence will be sorely missed by all who knew him. Don flew jumpers for many, many years at Citrusdal and we will all be the less for his passing. Blue Skies Don May the African winds lift you to your rest.
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Heeeeeeelp the sky chicks are ganging up on me.
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He He He. Eat your heart out Viking my son
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One or the other.......FOR EVER........MUHAHHHAHA
Scratch replied to Freeflyfucks's topic in The Bonfire
Quade You are such a barrel of sunshine