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    Bwhahahahahaha.
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    On a different note. If the old mad could see a modern canopy. I wonder what wild improvements he could come up with
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    Venting?

    Scratch replied to mujie96's topic in The Bonfire

    So they take the money they spent training you and piss it away. The take your skills and piss those away Dedication, oh well piss that away too and all because you choose an alternative lifestyle that does not hurt anybody at all. Yup the military at it's best........fuck 'em
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    Aussies Oh shit...there goes the neighbourhood. Straight to hell in a hand basket.
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    Yeh there is that too...............siiiiiiiigh
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    Rec Dot

    Scratch replied to jessefs's topic in The Bonfire

    or any naught for your horn ostrich boy
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    Purple is the colour of kings. Pink is the colour of queens. Careful Nacmac a little too much sun on your gear and you might just slip off on to the other side of that fence you are currently sitting on...
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    Bingo???? what bingo. Now where did I leave my teeth? Oh well, nap time. WTF is that wrinkley thing doing in my bed. Looks weird and smells of mothballs. Oh dear I got to go pee.............................oops, too late. You know, every time I pee I also.............oh shit I believe I did. Siiigh. Where are my teeth? What is the time? Where is my watch? WTF smells like shit.............and mothballs. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Now who needs a walking stick when you have a walker. Thanks Stormy...I have found them.....oops those belong to the slag I picked up at bingo last night.
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    Juice give me gas . I will settle for some tea..........now where did I put my teeth????
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    Siiiiiiigh. Grumpy today
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    Bite me little girl
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    and as the world turns. Howzit Lolie from sunny South Africa. Welcome to the family. It is nice here and would be nicer if you goddam Yanks did not make so much noise
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    Fancy dress

    Scratch replied to bluefingers's topic in The Bonfire

    You are such an odd child
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    Nah. I intend my liver to be a virtual paragon of abuse. My brain on the other hand should make an excellent buy on e-bay. Never been used, only dropped once.
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    I am hoping to have it on display at any of the well reputed medical schools.
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    I use my liver as an alcohol soakaway...is that bad??
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    Hau Feengas Funny writings look too much like chongololo
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    Anyways. Time for me to chaila for weekend. Too much happiness Hamba Gashle
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    Hau Feengas electric teta too much hot. amabook is on faiyah
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    Sure Cape slang Die burke se clutch gly.
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    Taking a late night flight are you?
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    Here you go
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    It's actually quite funny. There are four different languages in those posts between Bluefingers and myself. English, Afrikaans, Xhosa and Zulu. Not to mention accent orientated spellings.
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    Yoh..Feengas too much clevah.