Scratch

Yup...the one on the left and I see it comes from the Yanks. Bastaaaaaaaards

Nasty...yes Bug...certainly but wee.........I don't think so

Pretty as a painting

You embarrased..................noooooooo Kerry can you find a pic of a Durban 'roach. Man those things are as big as cats. Put cockroack bait down and they snort it like cocaine and come looking for more.

There's my good girl. Remember we have a party to go to in Finland tomorrow.

Looks chilly

Good morning Lisa co captain????

Lastly A sunset view of table mountain from Blaauwberg beach.........5 minutes walk from my house

Second A view from Table mountain

Ok here we go. First my home town

Does anybody else find it funny that Nacmac's post goes under the heading Erotic dreams

Hey Kerry It is cold there this time of year. Will you be my willy warmer

Mmmm A party in Finland. Saunas, exhibitionist women, sub zero temperatures outside. I am soooooooo tempted.

Morning Paul.

I did not say it was true. I said it was apt and yes. Properly transported it would be bull-shit. improperly transported it would simply be bull.

I just got this in my mailbox. Pretty apt I would say. Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time some unfortunate bugger came below at night with a lantern............. BOOOOM !!!!! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T." on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Yeah yeah and every year when you guys migrate South for the holidays we shag your woman senseless

Me play as well. There is also a U in humour The only *** that belong in FUCKING are the ones you see when you EJACULATE. Personally when I go to the toilet I take a SHIT. If I took a S*!T I would have to see a doctor. The lumberjack SPAT on his hands and picked up his axe Not The lumberjack spit on his hands and picked up his axe. Last but not least I would write a letter to Nacmac. I would not write him. The queens English on this thread folks. So to recap After fucking the King the Queen went to the toilet to take a shit. While she was busy the King spat on his hands, slicked back his hair and wrote to his mistress telling her that she was much better in bed.

Too true, I am but a journeyman in the fine art of mindless shagging. I believe it is Ferdi who is known as Master of the Meatmissile.

Erno Would you care to explain this to the rest of us Copied from iafrica.com Shivering Finns bare all for photo session Paal Aarsaether Posted Mon, 19 Aug 2002 Nearly 1500 people wore nothing but their birthday suits on Sunday at two Helsinki landmarks, as the Finnish capital played host to a US photographer and his project to bare all in the name of art. Spencer Tunick has gained fame through his photos of masses of nude people in the hearts of cities, ostensibly in an effort to reclaim the public space as an area for humans. Surrounded by hundreds of shivering Finns, Tunick could not stop praising the latest subjects of his photos, to whom communal nudity is nothing unusual and according to legend, many of them were even born in saunas. "This is both the biggest, easiest and manageable crowd I ever worked with," Tunick, who has staged shoots like this around the world for his Nude Adrift project, told AFP. "It was like they and me were one, it was just wonderful, absolutely wonderful." Estimates on how many people actually participated in the photos varied, ranging from 1000 to 1500. Tunick himself guessed that about half of the 2900 Finns who registered to participate actually did. One of them was Sanna Eronen, who had come from her home near the city of Turku, some 165 kilometres west of the capital, to strip down in central Helsinki's Market Place and Esplanade Park. "I did it for art's sake, and to be part of" the project, Eronen said. "And the photo will look very nice in my living room, too," she admitted. The majority of the participants were women — male Finns are known for their shyness, while the women are famous for not being inhibited at all — with some even running and dancing around like children, clearly enjoying the feeling of being nude in such a public space. "This is once-in-a-lifetime opportunity," said Helina Mellanen. "It's so good to be allowed to be naked in the middle of the capital, so refreshing, and it gives a great sense of freedom," she said. A local trend magazine and the Helsinki City Art Museum invited Tunick to Helsinki. The museum, which partly sponsored the event, has not made up its mind yet whether to buy the finished photos or not. "We'll see how the photos turn out before we decide," said Erja Pusa, the museum's chief curator. The city's support of the event meant police were out in large numbers to facilitate the shooting, an irony probably not lost on Tunick, who has several times, notably in his native country, been arrested while taking his photos. The city of New York even once tried to put a stop to his enterprise claiming it would be harmed by his shoots, but the US Supreme Court upheld Tunick's rights under the First Amendment's free speech provision. During the photographing in Helsinki a park fountain that turned on automatically provided some comic relief as nude people climbed atop it to pose, though skinny dipping was not on the agenda. AFP

It involved a lot of licking, sucking, sweating and shagging. By the time we were done my Deathstars were the size of peanuts and I had a marquee in my room.

Morning Nacmac, you flatter me.

Oh shit...the cops must love you right now. I had a break in two years back. The first thing the police asked.."Any guns stolen" Interesting thing was that I have a gun safe ( The gun was sold a long time ago) and the burglers wasted all their time trying to get into it so when they were interrupted they ended up with nothing at all.

LMAO @ Stormy. I can see it now. Yes Sweetie you can have sausage for breakfast but for heaven sake...no teeth.

I agree 100% with you. I still don't like them in the house though....call me paranoid