Scratch
-
Content
1,788 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by Scratch
-
I was hearing the neighbours. A person did not have to listen I assure you. I must say that I was viciously tempted to cheer and clap when they were done
-
Erno my friend. You must try be me for a while. I spend my life in the dark
-
Not only is he getting but he is gettin our share as well. Speaking of which. My neighbour is a rather enthusiastic, raucous and vocal lover. She had three orgasms last night
-
-
Ummmm. Already been done I think. DZ.com...Talkback Forum
-
Allow me to translate. Hey Scotsman, I think you are so sexy and want you to be the father of my children...or at least try
-
Sorry Lisa...it is rude we know. Rest assured there is nothing intellectual going on when the SA's drop into Afrikaans. The content is usually profane, rude, sexist, racist and very un PC...even for this thread
-
Come to South Africa. Nobody murders the Queens English like we do. With the possible exception of the Aussies
-
I remember watching an old movie about Winston and his life. One of the most amusing scenes was while addressing the House Of Commens. He is standing behind a podium delivering his speech and he pauses and lifts a glass of water to wet his throat. He takes a sip, pauses and then takes another. He then looks up and exclaims "So that is what it tastes like" The entire house pissed itself laughing.
-
Hey Ferdi when are you going to become a Diver Driver?
-
Eeeeeeew
-
We don't think It hurts too much
-
Hey guys I just got a jump ticket and some good karma from Kris over on that other thread. The ticket is mine but anybody want some good karma? I got lots.
-
Anything at all
-
-
Me I will pound your fists to bloody meat using only my face
-
Ok so instead of inane banter lets get a topic rolling. THE LUCKIEST ESCAPE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN OR BEEN PART OF. Here is mine....something I saw. A chap is busy inside a pressure vessel (Large steel tank) He is busy inside cutting holes with a cutting torch. It is a hot summer day and very hot work so he leans out of the tank and asks a chap nearby to put an air hose in the tank to help cool it. This silly man cannot find a handy air hose but he can find an oxygen hose so he uses that instead. 5 minutes later ....KaBOOOOOOM the oxygen being pumped into the tank is detonated by the torch flame. The guy doing the cutting is blown straight out of the hole he has just made and sails half way across the workshop. Damage: Singed hair, ringing ears and a few bruises. Oh and one black eye, broken nose and a missing tooth. (That is what happend to the idiot after Lucky Boy recovered his wits)
-
Tell the Russian to stop bouncing so hard
-
A little tender. Note to self....do not chase tandems, no matter how pretty the little French passenger is
-
Aside from jumping I decided to ride my bike to Citrusdal. Saturday evening after a beer or two I then decided to demonstrate to the folks how much fun a bike can be. So I planted it for them. This involves finding a firm piece of ground, getting the rear wheel spinning nicely and gradually digging the rear end in until the bike bottoms out. You then turn off the ignition and nonchalantly walk away leaving the bike standing there by itself all wreathed in smoke. Very funny........I will also be needing a new back tyre soon
-
Morning Ferdi I have a fourth. CrazyMel will be in CT by April, so now all we need is a fifth. How was your weekend. You jump?
-
Hoesittttt all the members of the breakfast club.
-
Oh well. I am off. I have things to do You guys enjoy what is left of your respective days and I'll chat on Monday WOOhoo.o..o...o....o.....o........o
-
-
It also ages you quickly. When I am over in the UK I am amazed at how young the lasses look for their ages.