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Oh no a bun fight on our happy little thread
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He he he. Nice one Kerry. I learnt many years ago that you never shit on somebody in public. If you are right they will hate you with a passion forever and never deliver to theit potential. If you are wrong you look like the biggest asshole in the world. Very much a lose lose situation. Some people never get it though.
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Yup...Coffee and ..well more coffee
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Siiiigh Trust you to go rain on my parade
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Oh Dear I have no idea what to say. Words fail me see attachment
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Not at all....but now that you have mentioned it__he__he__he Now where did I leave that rubber snake??? Ah here it is
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Morning George and the rest. Jraf blew up a cow....an entire cow and he did not even hunt through the 'wreckage' to find the fillet and a couple of T-Bone steaks. Tsk Tsk. Typical American food waster
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Go herehttp://www.grits.com/discript.htm It looks more like Samp than pap
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A penis smaller than 3 inches
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Aged 3. I consumed a fair portion of a bottle of brandy. I nearly died. The first of many such occasions. As for most it would have to be a bottle. When the bottle is finished...so am I. Or a crate if it is beer or cooler. I have quite a high tolerance so if I am feeling strong the trick is to open a fresh bottle. JD or Southern comfort is good. Smash the cap flat and stroll around the whole evening.....sip, sip...sip. Turf the empty into the fire and be up at 06:30 for first load. People look at you funny after doing that Worst hangover.....Sherry or Red wine.
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Bwhahahahahahaha
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Hey Michele Here is a pic of an Iklwa. The name is derived from the sucking sound it makes as it is withdrawn from flesh.
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Oh I thought vodka was the leading cause...sorry my mistake
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Thanks mate, I now have a mess to clean up. Coffee and keyboard. Run Kerry ruuuuuuuuuuuun
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Walk, hop and flap a bit. Hee hee. The starlings have made their lives a misery over the last while. Payback is a bitch...or a breakfast. Yeah Kerry you are right I suppose we will have to forego the finesse of a toyi-toye and just have a good old fashoned mob riot. Nacmac has his claymore I have an ikwala ( stabbing assegai ) and Knopkierie. Erno..what is the Finnish traditional weapon of choice? Grega is Slovenian and those lads always have something nasty lying around. The Aussies have boomerangs Lisa will probably pull out her Bow and Arrow Jraf will simply bark and bite
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Morning Kerry. So where are the pics? You don't want me getting the rest of the gang Toyi-Toying to voice our demands.
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Morning Erno. I am sure something will come up during the day. Birdies are fine. The missing one is back but looks a little battered. I was pissing myself this morning. There is a nest of Starlings on the same crane. The baby kestrels have found it and are using it as their local deli. Just stroll on over and help yourself to a Starling breakfast.......I hate Starlings, bloody flying rats......my babies rock.
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Hah Lisa. I take offence at that. I am buckled. I am not twisted. p.s. I was going to say buckled and Bent but there is no sense in giving Skreamer/Erno/Nacmac/Kerry/Jraf etc etc any ammo Morning all.............Coffee and Birdy time.
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Yeah Kerry where have you been. We have been cooking over here. Anyway I must run. I have a few pots on the boil. It's been a gas.
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I heard that Joe's system stalled just before he got it into the pit. EMT personel administered CPR (Crust and pastry removal) to no avail. His entire system had collapsed and the PRO (Pastry regurgitation operations) packers said that there was nothing they could do aside from cutting it away. Unfortunetely Joe had gone to that big pie in the sky before the operation could be performed.
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ROFLMAO @ Erno and NacMac. Nacmac you should write a disertation to Sangiro to post on the Home Page "Getting into Bakes"
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Hey Go to post 1613 on this thread
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I can see the sensationalist headlines now. Extreme Bagel eater dies in horrific mishap. Joe Bloggs 23 of Aberdeen died tragically during a bagel eating competition held in Scotland this weekend. The cause of the accident is still being investigated but it is believed that massive traumatic easophagus failure was the cause of death. Witnesses claim that Mr Bloggs was competing in the open event of the 3rd international extreme Bagel eating games. The deceased was attempting to better his position in the event by consuming a two week old sun dried bagel without the aid of water. People familliar with the sport say that the attempt was highly dangerous but that Mr Bloggs was an experienced bagel eater who is well known on the competition circuit. He was a likeable man and will be sorely missed said Mr Nacmacfeegle, also of Aberdeen who had fallen out earlier in the competition after being disqualified for drinking beer between bouts. Reuters
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She will, they are very protective but have no problems with chicks that have been handled. I just hope it is not too weak. Hey Ferdi. You should have seen the guy. Message got to him that I was looking for him and that I was on the warpath. People here are familiar with my reputation for being a little 'irrational' when provoked. The shit was quite nervous. Hee hee it took me years to cultivate my angry persona....it works well.