Scratch
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I drank beer out of a Zimbabwean's bush shoe once. They never wear socks and consider those boots good for years. It tasted good. So the question is. Which is better Beer or A1 sauce?
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Dave you do realize that with the right amount of spices you could probably make roast donkey dick taste nice
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Coffee Coming
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Ag that is just because South Africans are notoriously bad shots
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Mmmmm I see by my watch that it is almost beer time
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Here you go Mainmanwhatcounts@Robbingusblind.co.za
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True true. Some of them got lost and ended up in SA. Not many mind you but enough to be noticed.
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Something like this?
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Yup, that or a chongololo high tailing it across the ceiling
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Ummmm No. How does it go again..."Send me your poor, your starving, your stupid....." something like that.
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About a year ago we built about 400 Yellow Phosphorus Tank Containers for Monsanto. Be afraid....be very afraid
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True. There is probably about 70 Degrees C between ends
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Mr Skreamer comes from Oudtshoorn. The place the rest of the world refers to as the end of the world
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Sounds like an ex I ran into a few weeks ago. Women are strange and I felt so used.....Bwhahahaha
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Speaking of smoking and weird tobacco products. What about Beedies? Tobacco wrapped in a dried banana leaf (I think) it smells like some kind of strange dope.
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Nacmac...you seem to have lost the plot
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While we are on the subject of tobacco products who amongst you have partaken of that other delightful substance...snuff. Your Grandfathers cocaine.
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Neither. He was very explicit.......I was just curious
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Dunhill Infinite lights...that's not so bad.....I am being chased by camels
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Ah!! so that would explain why I nearly fell over. That stuff kicks like a mule. God forbid you swallow it
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Hey Erno Are you familliar with that type of 'chewing tobacco' that comes in a little pouch that you put in your cheek and suck. Now that is disgusting. A Swede once gave me some to try
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Count yourself lucky... 'I once won the puke before party award' Hey Kerry....too late I gave old Robert another 'biblical' lesson. Last I heard is him shouting "Satan!!!! I catch you outside with my panga"
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So what will you be doing after 07:30???
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Sush.......there is an American watching us. I don't wanna quit, quitting sucks. I wanna SMOKE. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna suck a stompie through it's own asshole and chew on the filter. Let me go pick a fight with some helpless employee. Yeah that is a plan.........that is a good plan. In fact it is a wonderful plan.
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The sun never sets on the beer drinking skydiver Hey Fingers. I have just chewed my way through two cups of tar and now am thinking about smoking again............damn. Withdrawal sucks eggs.