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    07:10 in the good old Peoples Banana Republic of South Africa. Good evening Yanks. Good morning/afternoon Non Americans. Coffee time
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    Oh well I am off as well. I hope the lion that has been lurking outside my door has gone.
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    Hey Kerry Keep some Bushpig ribs for me. I will trade it for a Zebra haunch
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    I would find it quite refreshing. All our western friends can talk about is is boobies (understandable) and American beer (unforgivable)
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    My old man is Mauritian. I was flame proofed as a child.
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    They taste like salty straw.....bleeech.
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    Yum, and add a big dollop of chilli. Not the US type The Durban/Mauritian type
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagrh
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    Yup. The Yeti and I go back a ways. Bloody lunatic wanted me to buy a 120. As for beer.... I suppose it is.
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    Hey Phil You forgot about Mrs Balls Chutney
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    Just to rub it in. I have just ordered a new system from Chute Shop. New Vortex 2 container New Reserve....Decelerator 150 New Main.........Hurricane 135. Total price.........$1900 hee hee
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    Overtime
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    He he Been there, done that. Really enjoyed the heated responses. Hey Fingers did you know them rednecks refer to 'Puto' as 'Grits' and 'Afal' as 'Chitlins'. Really odd bunch..
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    Woooohooooo I'm here. Sorry about the delay guys. I must admit I am pretty bleak about the fact that the day you guys decide to pick a fight with the yanks. My internet is out.
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    Veels geluk ou man. Geniet die dag en drink ten minste een glasie wyn.
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    Keep your eye on the ball. Patience my friend, everything comes in time. Good luck and keep you pecker up and your powder dry.
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    Dude...you are scarey.
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    Send Good Vibes

    Scratch replied to nws01's topic in The Bonfire

    High speed South African vibes )))))))))))))))))))))))))))Vibes>>>>>>>>>>>>
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    To true. But who says he has to lose his virginity to a woman. Sex is sex, one shag...gay or straight and he is no longer a boy......
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    Ummmmm!! I don't think conversing is what he has in mind.
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    Hey JT do me a favour and take Viking aside. Somebody needs to explain to him just how uncomfortable itchy privates can be under canopy
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    Oh well, it is early days yet. Just so long as he does not catch crabs in that net.
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    I have heard of trolling but this is trawling. Just how many fishies are you going to catch??
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    You are right it is quiet. Even the Finn and the Scot are reaching. Ok maybe this will help A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it! She blows her top! "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh no - it's started!"