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  1. sharimcm
    Its all the shiney black leather that makes people think otherwise.... Psst, email me the full size ..... There are some full size pics posted on dz.com somewhere. Not of the one I had in my avatar that I have now changed yet again, but of me in the outfit. And, if you look really hard, a couple of my nekkid tandem pics were posted as well under the same thread. I'm such an angel! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Spiders

    sharimcm replied to mailin's topic in The Bonfire

    Oh wait, I forgot about this guy too... When I was in Florida, he built himself a new web each night... It was pretty awesome watching him work. Flex his little muscles. Awww... Spiders are one of the coolest creatures around... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Spiders

    sharimcm replied to mailin's topic in The Bonfire

    I used to live in a neighborhood that was nicknamed "Spiderbrook" from the pest control guys. They told us that the problem with spiders is most of the time their legs protect them from coming in to full contact with the poison. And, even though a taratula isn't considered a "true" spider, I attached a pic of an attack spider on my Big Bend adventure. The other picture is of my friend Justin after a brown recluse bit his arm... Very intriguing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    You weren't supposed to tell everyone Kathleen!! Geez! I guess some things are better left unsaid!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    That is just wrong. And quite disturbing... Luckily, I didn't have any pizza recently, or it would be on the keyboard at this time... Here's my contribution, but I think it's more funny than disturbing! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/dutch.html Then this one... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/yer-out.html "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ouch!! And for the other question - I don't have sex... And, at my ripe age of 29... I'm still a virgin. Hey, if I keep telling myself that, I may actually start to believe it!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    October 25th, 2003 was my first tandem (followed by two more between then and December), and December 3rd, 2003 was my first AFF jump.
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    Fuckstick... Or just fuck... Fuck is a fuckin' great word, and... Fuck, it's just that good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Does my ex-boyfriend count as an asshole? I'm not talking about his asshole, but him as in a whole ass. But, that's just my opinion... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Damn, you must be pretty flexible! Can I watch? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Remind me never to ask for a "fucking pizza" ever again. Oh my.. There are some sick fucks in this world!! But, then again, why would someone be surfing the net for such videos... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My first resolution is to get back in the air. It's been a little over a year since my last jump. I sold my rig recently, which made getting back in to it even more impossible. So, after making a few phone calls last night and this morning, I have jumpers offering their rigs for me to jump, AFF instructors willing to help, as well as coaches. I called USPA this morning and renewed my license, so hopefully, this weekend, I can go to the DZ and at least get refreshers since the weather is supposed to suck. If the weather is nice, maybe I can take that leap of faith right out of a Caravan.
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    Cingular plugged my phone in to some kind of device and took all the numbers off my old phone and SIM and transferred it to my new phone. I thought it was pretty cool. I did find that if I attach a photo to the number, it has to be stored on the phone, since the SIM can't hold that kind of graphic information. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I have a few t-shirts my friends call tasteless, but really, I don't care... Here's a short run down of what they say: "Fuck Y'all I'm from Texas" "Overworked and Underfucked" Ancient Oriental Proverb (and when turned sideways it says Fuck This Shit) Virgin (and in really small letters - this is a very old shirt) Keep on Lickin' (Tootsie Pop owl on it) I still wear them though. It doesn't bother me any. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    "But, I only had sex with the ones I loved." Love the reference to Clerks!! A woman fucking 35 men (over time) would make her look like a slut. A man fucking 35 women (over time) makes him look like a stud. What the fuck? But, really, I'm still a virgin. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I had to work today, but since I only had the holiday "days" off, it wasn't much of a vacation. But, then again, can you really call it work if I'm cruising dz.com? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm happy with my sex life when my life allows sex. My cop buddy is usually able to help me out with my frustrations when I need him. BOB doesn't do it for me all the time.... It's just not the same as a breathing human (as opposed to one that is not breathing). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. sharimcm
    Obviously tequila and everclear make me sick. Found that out after drinking three margaritas made with both... Vodka - makes me happy Rum - makes me happier Whiskey - makes me want to strip down nekkid and dance... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    No way!!! Shari is sweet and submissive and would never do that! Walt Sweet and submissive? Did you give me rufies the last time I saw you? Submissive, but not sweet. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I googled the police officer I'm dating. All it came up with is he's a police officer. But, I googled after I already went out with him, so I guess that doesn't count because he wasn't potential.. Ok, I'll shut up now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. sharimcm
    I'm the youngest, but I only have one sister who is super conservative. Fuck that. I want to jump!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    A martini? WTF? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. sharimcm
    Ummm.... No.... That's just not my thing. But I don't mind if someone else eats there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I get mine caught in the car window... I usually wear it back in a braid while at work. It gets in the way, but it's not long enough for me to donate it yet. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    HAPPY! HAPPY! EARLY! BIRTHDAY! BOBBI!!