sharimcm

I separate my colors, whites and darks... I drive like a bat out of hell, and cuss out other drivers when they piss me off... (thanks Dad) I always stand up for myself when I think someone else is in the wrong. Probably others, but I am eating, and don't want to have to think... MMMmm... Long John Silver's crumbs. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I've done 4. I did the tandem progression for the first part of my AFF, then I did a nekkid tandem at the Farm almost a year ago...

Here goes my whining-- My apartment flooded this weekend due to a BRAND NEW washer that was installed on Saturday. Home Depot pawned my problems off to GE, GE told me it's not their fault and call my insurance company, my insrurance company says call GE, my apartment complex told me I am responsible for having the carpet replaced, because it was MY washer that ruined THEIR carpet. WTF? I think it really is GE's problem, and they SAID they'll come by tomorrow to assess the situation. We'll see... It seems like bad things happen to good people. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

So, I have a question... First let me set the scenario... So, there was a group of people talking and one girl says, "So, I hear you have a date tonight." Man says, "I'm thinking I'm too tired." Different man says, "So, what man is it this time." Man who says he is tired, does not defend himself in anyway, doesn't crack a smile, nothing... So, is that man gay? Just wondering. And, yes, I have been asked, and no I am not. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Well... What fun is a post without sex? I mean... I'd love to get shagged, play with my COP... I mean BOB... Have sex, whatever. It will never be out of my system... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I wasn't going to post this, but I think it's too funny not to. Dear Employees, It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING’ phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. INSTEAD OF You don’t know that the f___ you’re doing. TRY SAYING I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF She’s a ball-busting b_tch TRY SAYING She’s an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF No f___ing way. TRY SAYING I’m certain that isn’t feasible. INSTEAD OF You’ve got to be sh_tting me! TRY SAYING Really? INSTEAD OF Tell someone who gives a sh_t. TRY SAYING Perhaps you should check with… INSTEAD OF It’s not my f___ing problem. TRY SAYING I wasn’t involved in the project. INSTEAD OF What the f___? TRY SAYING That’s interesting. INSTEAD OF This sh__ won’t work. TRY SAYING I’m not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING I’ll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF He’s got his head up his a__. TRY SAYING He’s not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF Kiss my a__. TRY SAYING So, you weren’t happy with it? INSTEAD OF F___ it, I’m on salary. TRY SAYING I’m a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF Shove it up you’re a__! TRY SAYING I don’t think you understand. INSTEAD OF This job sucks. TRY SAYING I love a good challenge. INSTEAD OF Who the f___ died and made you boss? TRY SAYING You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF He’s a pr_ck. TRY SAYING He’s somewhat insensitive. Thank you for your cooperation, Human Resources "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Hey now... Wait a second!! My cop called ME, I didn't call HIM!! I know he did come over to take care of business though! And yes, he does love my VCH! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Damn, you took the words out of my mouth... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I've "shagged" at the DZ, but not between jumps. Well, like kel said, yes, between jumps, but technically no. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I hope it's a "fucking Friday." My day isn't going as planned, but life if what happens when you make plans. Maybe it'll get better... Thanks anyway. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Exactamundo senor! I liked the nightstick... The cuffs are just an added extra! I found that a cop is good for something... To SERVE and protect. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Stupid people... Really stupid people. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I guess I missed it, you could always PM them to me!! Hmmm... Not sure what happened to them. I think the pics are on my puter at home... I can tell you, it's pretty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

In my opinion one on one is the best... But, opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I have pictures, and a few dz.commers have seen it... Right Walt, skydivermom, Thanatos, and anyone else who was hovering over the monitor??? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

WE all know I have a belly ring and a VCH piercing. That's vertical clitoral hood if you couldn't figure it out... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Oh wait! I could have my car salesman AND cop! Hey... Now, that's a thought. Gotta go make some calls. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Is that what the cop thought last night? He thought my piercing was cool... Other than that, all normal.

Well, if I had two dudes in a threesome with me, I would want to touch another man's penis... What's the fun of just one? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I have normal things in my medicine cabinet... Nothing weird. I'm normal. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I hope he doesn't know his way around a night stick... But, yes, I do. I knew exactly where it was and how to use it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yeah, but he had to sleep it off, even if it was just a couple of hours (of sleep). Hey, give me some credit... It wasn't a car salesman! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

SCAM!! Do not do it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That's what I said! Let's just say I'm running on about 4 hours sleep. I think I closed my eyes at 12:30, then was woken up at around 3, went back to sleep at 4 until his pager went off at 4:30ish... Some lady was run over by her own truck and he does accident reconstruction... I couldn't sleep much after that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

That sounds interesting! Do tell! Not too much of an interesting story... Unless picking up a cop when he's on his way home by rolling down your window and telling him he was a hottie, then him telling me he was single is interesting... We just spent the rest of the evening together... Damn cops! They're like a freakin' Energizer bunny! Well, at least he was... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself