sharimcm
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I share my birthday with Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln. Now, do I get a prize? And, this year I will be turning 30!! Woo-fucking-hoo! Now, where's my prize? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I touch-up my furniture with Sharpies, so kudos for you! If fixing a scuff on your shoes makes you cheap, what does it make me for fixing up my furniture? Cheaper than cheap? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm sure they would consider themselves lucky by just seeing a picture... But, the even luckier select few got to see it in person! Yea, you know who you are. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hell yeah, give us some pics! I'll show if she shows Actually, there are pics, and only a few selected people have seen either the pictures or the actual thing. So, if you need proof that pictures were taken, please ask Walt and/or skydivermom (Kathleen). Yes, they've seen the pics. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I had a pierced penis a couple of times... But, as for me, I don't know that my "vagina" is pierced, but... Hood piercing - check. Navel - check. Ears - check... Ok, that's all. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My favorite "toy" is a real pretty jelly purple... Purple is my favorite color. Pretty... colors... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I prefer vinyl/leather with flesh, thank you. Fuck the nylon... Wait, that didn't sound right... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Gotta start sometime I guess. If she is 8 months old, she was whoring herself out at 6 months old since she's about to pop with her kittens... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, if you have to know, I was getting wet and wild on an outside rock climbing wall. I was partially clothed... I would have been nekkid, but there were small children present. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't mind it at all. Hey, sometimes it can give you some great ideas!! Oh wait, I'm a virgin, what do I need ideas for? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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LAST UPDATE!! Ladybug is spending the night at the vet's office so she can get spayed/vaccinations tomorrow. She is about 8-10 months old, and she is carrying four kittens. The vet will be giving birth to the kittens and bottle feeding them until they are ready to be adopted out. I'll be picking her up Friday from the vet and she'll be coming home with me (without the kittens). Other than tape worms (they are administering meds), she is a perfectly healthy kitty with a new home.
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Um... Ouch! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ok, she has a *tentative* appointment at the vet for an exam to find out if she's "OK." If I don't see her again today, the vet told me just to call back when I do have her and they'll fit me in.
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Hey, that's my line!! I work in a jobsite trailer, so yes, that makes me trailer trash!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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How can anyone NOT love this face? She came back for some lunch... If she comes back for dinner, I think she'll fit just fine in an Office Depot box for transport. I was thinking about getting a pet carrier, but I didn't go that far yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I just indulged myself in some Act II Butter Lover's microwave popcorn... I also added some Tony Cachere's cajun seasoning and garlic as a topping. It was muy bueno! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, work would be out for me... Most, if not all, of the guys I work with don't speak English... And, the ones that do speak English, are married (not sure if they're happily married though). I do think it's cute how three guys go out of their way to come and see me throughout the day, but the conversation goes something like this: "Good morning Shari." "Good morning Neto." "How are you?" "Doing OK... A little tired from being up late last night... What about you?" All I get is a blank stare... He probably didn't know what the fuck I said, but oh well. I still think it's cute... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I actually already talked to the vet about her. IF I took her home, I'd see how she did with me, and after she survived with me as a happy kitty for a week, I would take her in for exams, vaccinations, and spay. Obviously, she was homeless to begin with... I don't want to have to try place other kittens... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, did ya take down the holiday decorations yet?
sharimcm replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
The outside lights... No, they're still up... The inside snow globes... No, they're still out... I did take the stockings off their hangers, but the hangers are still there, and the stockings are now on my kitchen table... Yea, they didn't make it far... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Actually, those were my thoughts completely. If it didn't work out, I'd take her to SPCA so she went to a no-kill shelter. I just don't know how old she is, so I am not sure how trainable with the box she will be and yadda yadda. If I did take her and she didn't do well, I could always bring her back to where I got her... She knows the wild the best. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yes, but Turtle won't come live with me... I guess I *could* be his sugar momma, support him, love him, stroke him, lay him on his back and take advantage of him.... can Turtle make me this wild about him? The kitty is here... Right now... Meowing at me when she sees me... I've already gave her dinner for the night... I just want her to have a better life with someone who will take care of her. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am a total sucker when it comes to cute, litty furry animals. I only have part-time custody of my basset mix due to her boredom problem. When she gets bored she chews... ANYWAYS, here's my dilemna. There is this really cute kitty that has made her way in to my heart. She is a feral cat that lives around my office. I have debated whether to take her home or not. She warms up to me easily where as all the guys she's a little shy around. So, should I take her home with me? I have no other warm-blooded animal keeping me warm at night. Yes, I have a leather couch... Yes, I love my footboard and headboard on my mahogany bed... ARGH!! She is driving me wild! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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but but didn't you say... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2604628;#2604628 Exactly! Because the wild sexcapades aren't happening, I have no complaints. that makes so much sense now...
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but but didn't you say... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2604628;#2604628 Exactly! Because the wild sexcapades aren't happening, I have no complaints. Somehow I knew that would bite me in the ass! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I live in a 2nd floor apartment, and I have nicknamed my upstairs neighbor "thunder thighs" and my downstairs lady "crazy dog woman." TT must work the night shift because at 2 or 3 in the morning, she's doing aerobics or SOMETHING in her apartment. Hey, maybe she's getting laid... Whatever the case, she's loud as hell. As for CDW (new resident), her fucking dog barks CONSTANTLY, and I can hear it loud and clear. THANK GOD she stays at her boyfriend's house most of the time!! I haven't had any complaints YET on my wild and crazy sexcapades or numerous friends who don't have a light foot, and I have been there for almost a year. I guess I'm just that good. Oh, and there's no way in hell she can "switch" apartments with you. Sorry for her bad luck! She's the one who decided to live on the bottom floor. What a bitch. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself