sharimcm

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  1. I can be a cop if you want me to! I'm sure you could, but would you be stupid enough to drive with 1/2" ice on the roads just for a blow job? I mean, come on... How bad do you need it? Doesn't your hand work just as well? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. I just got a text message from a cop... It says, "B.J. Tonight? :) I can drive. I have a 4x4 since the roads are slick." Fucking cops... By the way, sorry for those who ARE good cops... He's good too, just in a different way. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. OK... I'll post a pic of my kitty playing with my lighter. I just lit my fire, and she took of with my Bic!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. This was the view from my window just a couple of minutes ago. The snow is slowly tapering off, but according to the weather station, there is more on its way... Fun.
  5. Pssstt... Hey, remember to bring your camera, and we'll take pictures of the fight. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. Fuck yeah it is!! As soon as I'm done with lunch, I'm going to go play!!
  7. Do The Sharimcm. This was the first one? Poppin' Fresh Sharimcm. Umm... This isn't looking good for me. Have Sharimcm Your Way. OK, I'll take that one. With A Name Like Sharimcm, It Has To Be Good. You ain't lying!! You've Always Got Time For Sharimcm. At least you SHOULD... Because I'm good, remember? There's First Love, and There's Sharimcm Love. And my love is better. Sharimcm Comes to Those Who Wait. Wait patiently my friend... I will be there when the ice finally melts... Life Should Taste As Good As Sharimcm. But it doesn't! Sucks to be you. Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Sharimcm. Mmmm... sharimcm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. Will massage oil work? I got some of that handy... And, maybe, just MAYBE, Lisa and I will get that picture taken next month or July when she's here. No promises!! Ohhh...we'll Turtle will take that picture Sorry, you had a typo, but I helped you out and fixed it for you. Shit, I'm sorry. I was tired when I wrote that... But, you may have to fight Linder for the spot. I think he claimed us first. Men... Always marking their territory... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. sharimcm

    Taxes

    Mine are sort of done. I know how much I'm getting back, but I can't file until I get my W2's... But, the bulk of it will be used to pay off a washer/dryer I bought in August... I hate being responsible sometimes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. What the hell are you still doing up at 1:22 AM? Shouldn't you be in bed? I'm actually about to do a last minute weather check, curl up with my kitty and go to sleep. I need to call my boss in less than 5 hours and tell him I'm not going to be at work for a while... If I lose power, my cell phone's alarm is set to wake me up. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. But, um... If I was running, and you were stationary.. I don't think that'll work... Now, if I was stationary, and you were running, that would make a little more sense to me... I think it may be time for me to go to bed... I'll need to sleep to get my energy levels up. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. WTF? They just said that the ice in Austin can last up to 3 days! I just thank my lucky stars that I have a grocery store across the street! I sure as hell hope they're wrong about this one! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. Can we use a Treadmill, I think I could probably manage that on a treadmill I suppose that'll work... I mean, we could be running... Or I could be propped up on the handle bars and you could be running... As long as ONE of us in running... Oh, I don't know. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. And, I said MIGHT have to pay... It just depends on how much alcohol we consumed before the pics and/or video is taken... Hey Linder... Do you have a helmet cam? Maybe Lisa and I can do a nekkid jump together (just thinking out loud)? Otherwise, we'll have to get Walt to do it. I'm sure HE'LL buy us a slot on the PAC! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. You might have to pay for that... Yea, I think a jump ticket (I guess I should be specific when we're talking about boobie pics and jumping all in the same paragraph) for the both of us will suffice... Otherwise, my camera has a video function as well as a timer, and I can get a tripod! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. Who's Mike? Let's just say I have my ways... I'm cool like that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Will massage oil work? I got some of that handy... And, maybe, just MAYBE, Lisa and I will get that picture taken next month or July when she's here. No promises!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. But just remember... You were asleep LONG before I was asleep on New Year's... I actually can get verification if needed you were out cold when I stumbled in a 4:00... And, I wouldn't do it while you were sleeping.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. Too late...we're busy Thanks... I was... Busy... Or I would have told him that myself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. Good way to keep yourself out of trouble. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. Ok, I'm not shy. Here is Linder's proof, he took the pic So see, we have the same boobies In a weird kind of disturbing way, you remind me of me... Alright, Linder... It's on you now. Do LisaH and I have the same boobies? You've seen them both! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. She'll be getting more than one pieing.. I'll be in Beaumont this weekend with her... She just better watch her back. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWTOlsHFTHc "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. Prove it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. Go back a page... I edited my response with a pic. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself