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  1. sharimcm
    Ice, ice, sleet, ice, ice, snow, ice, ice, freezing rain, ice... Did I mention FUCKING ice??? I'll be heading in late tomorrow, hence the reason I am still post whoring as I type... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. sharimcm
    He's already sent out 98 PMs to everyone thinking HE was my neighbor I was going to beat the crap out of.. Sorry Lee, that was just too easy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. sharimcm
    Maybe they have to work tomorrow? I'm not going in until later in the afternoon. I told my boss that earlier, so I shouldn't be getting any weird phone calls from him tomorrow like I did today. Oh, and how that man loves to talk... Damnit... Back to boobies, I'm sorry... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. sharimcm
    Damn you Andy! You made me spew my Big Red and Vodka! That right there was funny, I don't care who you are. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. sharimcm
    Need help? I can be there in a few hours... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. sharimcm
    QuoteOh well, I guess cops need some lovin', too. Yes, yes they do... But, I have been busy all day, and frankly, I am just fucking tired... You have a balcony? I found it was fun to sit on the balcony watching all the idots in the complex do their thing(s). I have a bunch of ghetto losers that live in this complex. It's really not in a bad neighborhood, just fucking weirdos... Like the ones I called the cops on the other night. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I don't know what the fuck she is doing, but I swear to GOD she is doing aerobics... Then, there is some dumbass walking around the parking lot who has Turet's or something screaming "FUCK" on the top of his lungs... The only FUCKING day I tell a cop NOT to come over (I think that today is the first day I said no) is the day I have dumbass neighbors being idiots. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. sharimcm
    Amen! It's better exercise anyway... Works all sorts of muscle groups. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. sharimcm
    That's not all we're going to do, girl! These boys don't know what they're getting themselves into when WE get together. They are freakin' CLUELESS!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. sharimcm
    Then stick it in your... Oops... Am I going to get banned for that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. sharimcm
    I found that this week, my food bill has been kept very low. Since Austinites can't drive on ice, and some stores didn't open, I had to eat what I had in the cabinets and/or... So far it's been freezer-burnt pizza rolls, Cup-A-Noodle, salads, pasta and more pasta... Oh, and orange juice... And, in the non-food category, lots and lots of alcohol to keep me warm. Buttery nipples, amaretto sours... Mmmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. sharimcm
    And, why not? I have four different pics of mine. But, I have been told many times before they ARE beautiful. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. sharimcm
    Pierced for her Pleasure... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. sharimcm
    Why not take it further? There are a couple more piercings "along the way" I guess for me, we'd have to go up a little to include my belly ring. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. sharimcm
    Give me a photographer and an hour of their time, and you'll get your stinkin' boobie pics... Until then, I've shown all I've got. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. sharimcm
    Don't make me prove it, because I will. You're just asking for a spanking, aren't you? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. sharimcm
    Speaking of that one... Do you still have that picture? The one of the nekkid chick standing there with her ass hanging out of the harness and the canopy laying out? I lost mine in the move, and I REALLY want a copy. PLEASE say you still have it... PLEASE!! With sugar on top? And a cherry? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. sharimcm
    Hey... Don't you still have that picture of all of the girls at the Farm of just our bums? I could have SWORN you took that pic... I think there were 8 or 10 of us?? I know it was you... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. sharimcm
    ME!! PICK ME!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. sharimcm
    Is that his idea of "romance"? Does it work? (Maybe I've been doing things wrong all these years...) That's his idea of "I think I'm in need of a blow job." It works from time to time. It just depends on if I'm in the mood or not. Truthfully, I don't think the boy knows what romance is. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. sharimcm
    Well no, but I did manage to grow a couple of piercings in my tongue, they seemed to work fine.... Woohoo! We can make music! Your tongue piercing, my hood piercing... Hmm... Fuck the cop, I'll take you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. sharimcm
    You know, I was thinking... There are two of you, and two of us... So... Hmmm... Foursome? Oh yea, and we totally dig dudes fighting for us. While y'all are busy wrestling, Lisa and I will be doing some wrestling of our own. By the time y'all are done, we will be too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. sharimcm
    Fuck a cop... That'll do the trick (at least for a little while). If you need one, let me know, and I'll send him right over. He doesn't mind driving... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. sharimcm
    Just wait. One day you'll be pissed off enough to walk out right when it's about to get busy. I felt bad for putting in my two week's at my PT job. The manager talked me in to staying and cutting my hours.. About two weeks later, they pissed me off, so I walked out with another co-worker leaving them with one host on a Friday night. I didn't feel guilty about it at all... It actually felt kind of nice, even though we knew we totally fucked them in the ass. The usual 30 minute wait was 1.5 hours when we called just to "check" on it (as we were eating dinner). Yes, I am a bitch, and I love it! Moral of the story: Don't fuck with me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    Well, obviously, if he keeps coming back for more, I must be doing something right. Either that or he's just been really desperate for the last five months... And honestly, I think he can get a BJ or get laid by any woman in Round Rock/Austin (we've discussed it before). He's a cop, and some women love a man in (or out) of uniform. It just so happens I'm the one who lives closest to him (less than a mile). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself