sharimcm
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How long do you think it will be before . . .
sharimcm replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
The hun, of course. Best free porn site out there! Blues, Dave Oh hell yeah!! THAT is what I am talking about. That is a fucking AWESOME site... Oh wait... I'm a girl... Am I supposed to be looking at that stuff? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
It is a special gift that Turtle and I only bestow on extraordinary women. The OTBH5 number is a true badge of honor and sign of achievement for truly special women. I must not be extraordinary. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Buttery Nipples Amaretto Sour Emerald City (not many people even know how to make this one) I like "girlie fufu" drinks... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I spread it out evenly on some toast, then eat it!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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SkyFest, duh...
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I think "fuck off" gets the point across most of the time. You have to say "no" in the correct context if you want it to be used correctly. No could mean yes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wasn't me... The first post I made to the Bonfire was in July 2005... SkyFest Aftermath... Funny as hell I must say... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I would have driven out, but no one called. Of course, the two hour drive is a bitch, but the weather IS beautiful!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Grilled cheese with mayo? I can make some pretty good sammiches... Well, that's what I've been told at least. Lying bastards! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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We learn that at a very young age... We also learn to shut a man up quickly, just shove your boob in his mouth. Ususally, it works... Sorry, but the truth hurts... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Does that mean, you're frigid?? STITCH!! I'm a cold-hearted bitch. I love ice. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hmmm... I was thinking I wanted chlamydia, but unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any donors. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I love chewing or eating ice. No matter what drink I had, I will always eat all the ice that went with it. Yea, they say chewing ice means you're sexually frustrated, so maybe I am... So, do you eat frozen water? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I had three plump strawberries and two 16 oz. glasses of ice water. The sun is shining, the sky is blue... I am fine, how 'bout you? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I work in a trailer, and the whole place is my office. I wouldn't do anything in it though... It's filled to the brim with dust and dirt... And electricians... No, thanks... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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MMmmm.. Grilled cheese... I LOVE a good grilled cheese sandwich. Just bread, lots o' butter, and cheese... I am so jealous!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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HEY!! She can move to Texas... Just don't live in my apartment complex!! It's been OK for a couple of days... Thunder Thighs sometimes keeps me up at night, but if I engage in extra-cirricular activities before bed, I can sleep through pretty much anything. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I live in a white trash apartment complex... Or, well... Ghetto white trash... Bastards!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You just did... Did someone say cheese? I LOVE colby jack and swiss... Mmmm... Cheese.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Shit, you're right... Umm... OK... Um... What we were talking about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Quit and move to Texas! At least you'll have ME to entertain you. I do like my job though. I work with all men, so there aren't too many hormonal issues going on in my office... All I have to deal with is sexual harrassment, but it doesn't bother me at all. Oh wait, that's not harrassment then, is it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So glad we've entertained you! Oooohhhh....that would be GREAT! Thanks!!!
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Damn I almost choked on my fries!! I'll go home, watch my fish (betta), and report back. I could even take pictures! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I came in on this conversation at the wrong time.. Thank god I was able to go back and figure out what was REALLY going on. I need a cigarette now... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I do know for sure, and the answer is no. My old boss' son entered, made it through Round 2, then Simon told him they weren't looking for a country singer, but he had a great voice. WTF? I never watch the show, but if Cody made it to Hollywood, I would have watched it for him. I pretty much grew up with that kid. I worked for that boss for over 10 years until he sold the company. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself