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My doctor asked me about mine when I went to go see her... I found it quite amusing actually. Laying there with my legs spread wide open, and she says, "So, um... Did it hurt?" At first I was thinking WTF, then I realized what she was asking about. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Premature replying, eh? You should see a doctor about that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ummm... It's just a boy!! Geez... Who's side are you on anyhow? It's for charity!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Same joke, new punchline = So they can piss & moan at the same time !
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We can sell raffle tickets and donate the money to charity. Good idea!! I'd like to donate to Locks of Love. I've donated my hair to them, but they'll take money as well. Once we get dates in place, I'll post more information. It seems with all the 'interest' in the slumber party, I think I'm going to have to talk to the DZO and see if the girls can take over the packing hut after dark. He shouldn't have a problem with it, as long as he's invited. And hopefully, the outside bathrooms will be installed and working by then... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I don't usually post jokes, but one of the guys I work with just told me this, so I thought I'd share... Q. Why do women have two pairs of lips? A. One is for bitching, one is for apologizing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm going to miss it... Maybe we can get another one scheduled for our slumber party.
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Will the lingerie pillow fight take place after the boys leave? YES!! That's why they have to leave at 10!! Maybe we will chose one lucky winner (boy) to take pictures. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Those are Kathleen's slippers!! You can't see my slippers in the picture, but they're the big, fluffly, plush kind and very comfy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Shit!! That reminds me I'm going to miss the toy party at Skydive Temple this weekend. Damnit!! That pisses me off!!! Grrr!!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, we need multiple choice!! I plan on getting a new tat and a couple of piercings. I was going to wait until after I get back from Reno though. I don't want to be in pain when I'm moving around as much as I plan to be. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Boys!! We can't allow boys!! Boys have cooties! Ok, maybe we can allow some boys, but you all have to leave at 10pm, and when you are there, all doors will have to stay open. And, if you break the rules, we'll have to ground you... Or maybe spank you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, I remember when I went to Devil's Den for a family vacation when I was about 13 or 14. One morning when I woke up, the whole family kept asking if I was OK. I felt fine, but my parents told me at about 3 that morning, they woke up to me screaming my head off. I didn't remember a thing, and I slept soundly. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh my... There a bunch of sick fucks in this world... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I will, I will. We can make it a whole big dz.com slumber party. It was going to be at my apartment or Kathleen's house, but depending on how many girls we can get, we can probably move it to the dz packing hut... I can tell you now, it will most likely be in April... Lisa will have to tell you more when she gets her airline tickets. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I've been told I mumble, but I don't have full conversations... But, a co-worker was just telling me his girlfriend told him that the naked Fritos were ugly last night in her sleep. Just what is a naked Frito anyway? One without bean dip?!?! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I like fleece PJs too, but flannel is so much easier to sew (well, for me as a beginner). I also have a pair of 'feetie pajamas' like you used to have when you were a kid. I'll take a pic tonight and post it. They are sooooo comfy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I have two and two piercings (4 if you include my ears). My third tat will be coming soon, but it will have to wait until I get back from Reno. I know what I'm getting and where, and it will be hot! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Kathleen and I are trying to plan a slumber party in April (LisaH will be here). You should come to Texas and join us. I made my pajama pants, so when I can show them off, I do. Who would have thought that *I* could sew!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"It's either Me or Skydiving Hon - Choose." Anyone really heard that?
sharimcm replied to Unstable's topic in The Bonfire
My ex said it was him or skydiving... So, I told him to choose me or alcohol. Obviously, I chose skydiving, and he chose alcohol. At least we both chose something that would make us both happy... It wasn't a hard decision for me to make. I was unhappy in the relationship, so I was glad to be given the ultimatum... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Wow... That's some pretty good artwork!! But, I have no idea how to get it off the walls. Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I know that guy from somewhere. Maybe he is stalking hot chicks in pajamas! Either that, or he just couldn't get enough of us. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Aren't women in pajamas just hot as ever? The flannel that covers every inch of their bodies so that no one sees what's underneath? See what I mean... We are smokin'! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I made my own... It's a shitty picture, but you can't have everything perfect... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Keep the cup... Hell, I still have a diamond ring my ex gave me... I don't wear it, but he didn't want it back, so I kept it. It's just a cup, and not a ring. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself