sharimcm

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  1. Is that anything like a Dick in a Box? Well, the dick in a glass case is just for emergencies (cuz you never know), the dick in a box is there for the taking. Or something like that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. That's just fucked up. Nobody is touching my pussy... Ever... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. WOOHOO!!! We love you Kathleen!!
  4. WOOHOO!!! We love you Kathleen!!
  5. Here's my ass in leather... And I mean that literally... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. What about someone being a dick? Does that count? If so, yeah, I did suck a dick I didn't like... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. Hi. My name is Shari and I'm trailer trash... No, really. I work in a trailer in east Austin, I love my job and wouldn't trade it for the world. It pays enough to have a decent life and take well-deserved vacations.
  8. Boys! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. I own some, and I look damn hot in them!! I bought them when I was learning how to ride a motorcycle, but only wore them once or twice on the bike. Then I took up skydiving... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. sharimcm

    LUNCH!!!

    Cool Ranch Doritos and a Coke... Oh, and some birthday cake for dessert... I know I'm in the contest, but one day won't hurt. Hell, you only turn 30 once, and I have to celebrate early since I won't be in town. I'll try some extra-cirricular activities later to help work it off. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. I have penis envy. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. Awww... Poor thing. ***VIBES*** "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. Damn you boys!! Haven't you ever heard that girls just wanna have fun? We can totally have fun without the interference of dudes... Just hang outside of the packing hut and make lame excuses to get inside every once and a while. The beer fridge IS in the hut... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. drugs... Serious drugs... Oh wait... No, I was thinking of a different movie. Nevermind... Carry on... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. You better be there!! I'll have to spank you really hard if you don't make it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. I've just been singing the "Detachable Penis" song. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. Now, would these pictures be full profile or just of certain parts? I've got the certain part pictures taken care of, but looking for a volunteer to take the full profile shots... I don't have any nekkid pictures of me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. Hmmm... I'll be in Reno on Saturday, but I do know a certain someone who will be there... Maybe he'd help me with the celebration. I guess we'd have to rent a car... Or borrow one... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. Here's the pic of my feetie jammies. I'm so hot!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. But, if you won the photographer raffle, you wouldn't have to leave at all, and you'd get to sleep with all the pretty girls. Well, SLEEP, not sleep with all of them. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. Me too, but I'm not rusty!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. As it stands, I will have to talk to the DZO to see if he'll allow the girls to use the packing hut for the festivities. But, if he does... Beer light will go on after dark for those who want to participate, but boys leave at 10PM Slumber party with all the hot chicks in pajamas Lingerie pillow fight - raffle tickets to be sold for photographer, donations to go to charity Adult toy party - TBA I will talk with Mark when I get back with Reno and see what I can do. But, the dates are still up in the air since Lisa hasn't made reservations to come here yet. So, when she finally decides, I can get more concrete information to follow.
  23. sharimcm

    Mondays suck

    Oh yeah. My bad... Monday's swallow.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. sharimcm

    Mondays suck

    Turtles swallow? Cool! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself